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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Angelina explaining Burt and how he Burted off on day 1 last season.
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Listening to people talk about the show on the show kinda sucks tbh, there should be a spray bottle penalty for that. It's like a house full of Brians, constantly bitching about "producing content."
 
Mörkö said:
Listening to people talk about the show on the show kinda sucks tbh, there should be a spray bottle penalty for that. It's like a house full of Brians, constantly bitching about "producing content."
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I feel it is forgivable when they were filling in Freddy. Freddy is obviously entirely clueless beyond the concept. Jin explained the S3 vegas ending and freddy LOVED the idea, and laughed super hard at them losing it all on the bet at the end. Jin, Dan, and Angie are by far the worst about the metagaming shit though, they talk about it often.
Freddy is going far, but likely won't win. Don't forget he just won a challenge black out drunk last night.
 
It looks like she might be packing. She came upstairs, unplugged her CPAP, and starting fiddling with her bag. Heavy breathing interspersed the entire time, of course. Might have been a mistake to buy on the dip.

Edit: I'm retarded and she just went upstairs. The "Nothing Ever Happens" skit feels awfully prescient.
 
Zjierb said:
It looks like she might be packing. She came upstairs, unplugged her CPAP, and starting fiddling with her bag. Heavy breathing interspersed the entire time, of course. Might have been a mistake to buy on the dip.
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She does similar things like 5 times a day. She always rearranges her stuff
 
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I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desart. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
No thing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

Ozymandias by Percy Shelly, Seems apropos for this.
 
Jet TTS: "Crazy kino happening in b3, go peep it"
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"[Rachel] was fucking topless dude..."
Daniel got tricked into walking in on rachel changing lmao

Freddy: Did she see you?
Daniel: YEAH she saw me the door was SHUT
 
Dan is a menace is he even liquored up? Jin was shit talking him in the confessional calling him the real alcoholic

I'mma real anime gurl said:
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She's had to have been told multiple times not to change in there right? this is the third time today she has to be doing it on purpose at this point.
 
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