🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
B3 was zoomed in for awhile to try and hide her while she was doing naked fat things.
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Meanwhile in b4 the gang is talking about people they know from fishtank lore.

Only half related in terms of Rachel, on day 1 she said she bought billboards of her face talking about how she'd be on fishtank. Does anyone have any pictures of the billboards? When someone TTS'd pretending they came because of one she got excited.
 
rachel really is exactly like fatty in so many ways: dramatic faker, nonstop self grandising, constant pointless loud talking, fat, always naked, stupid
 
Rachel is the most pathetic fish, she's just pathetic it's clear she expected a reality TV show where she'll be the team mom and girlboss her way to the top. Her attempt at comforting a drunk wounds up looking like a molestation attempt. Her attempt at a intervention if you even call it that is just a school special on alcoholism that ends with her dumping 20-30$ worth of liquor down the drain. The moment where it pays off to be a villain she decided to play keep away like a literal child. Even dragging out her trip to the Doghouse then being passive while Daniel and others poured shit on her made her look aptly pathetic.

Perhaps the most damning of all, the role of team mom was taken by a Australian crackwhore who showed her asshole. Rachel is a pathetic wretched fat excuse of a contestant and yet she's like a trainwreck.
 
Has Rachel realized yet that she's missing a fishbuck? Maybe when that sets in she'll really awaken and start the hunt for Dirty Dan1750057741183.webp
 
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Meowstery said:
Jet TTS: "Crazy kino happening in b3, go peep it"
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"[Rachel] was fucking topless dude..."
Daniel got tricked into walking in on rachel changing lmao

Freddy: Did she see you?
Daniel: YEAH she saw me the door was SHUT
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Here's the clip for this moment:
 
TulpaTownW said:
She did this before as attention seeking behavior to see if people would run upstairs to help her
except everyone knew she was full of shit
she gets up like 30 seconds later
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I agree it did come off like a pratfall, almost makes me wonder if shes trying going to try some kind of injury/insurance scam once shes out, or more likely try and blackmail the wiggers with it.
 
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