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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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skrod said:
Real talk, how much fishtank do we think Rachel has seen? I've seen some chatters saying she only started watching in Season 3, but even then it doesn't seem like she watched more than a few clips. She seems shocked that the audience and the wiggers don't love her, and thinks she has an actual chance to be hired by production for her comedic talent. It's just very strange to me that she came in decked out in homemade fishtank merch and doesn't know anything about the show.

Follow up, how much do we think the other contestants have seen? To me it seems like none of them have watched all 3 seasons (let alone bloodgames and bitchtank) and none of them have watched it live. If I had to guess I'd say Daniel and Jin know the most about it and even they seem like recap watchers who haven't watched all the seasons. Freddy and Rachel know the least. Direnc said she found out about it through a friend so I wouldn't be surprised if she hasn't seen it at all aside from a couple clips.

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Last night they were discussing it, Freddie has only seen a few clips. His drinking buddies knew he was on 90 day fiance and got him to audition for fishtank, which he did while drunk and on blow. I think Freddie is in the same boat as Shinji was.
 
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Rungle said:
Please remove Ellie.
She has not done anything of interest.
I would not be surprised that Sam might tell neptroon to kick her off first due to her being 18.
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she is there to be pretty and receive fishtoys from the simps, anything else she does is just a bonus.
 
skrod said:
Real talk, how much fishtank do we think Rachel has seen? I've seen some chatters saying she only started watching in Season 3, but even then it doesn't seem like she watched more than a few clips. She seems shocked that the audience and the wiggers don't love her, and thinks she has an actual chance to be hired by production for her comedic talent. It's just very strange to me that she came in decked out in homemade fishtank merch and doesn't know anything about the show.

Follow up, how much do we think the other contestants have seen? To me it seems like none of them have watched all 3 seasons (let alone bloodgames and bitchtank) and none of them have watched it live. If I had to guess I'd say Daniel and Jin know the most about it and even they seem like recap watchers who haven't watched all the seasons. Freddy and Rachel know the least. Direnc said she found out about it through a friend so I wouldn't be surprised if she hasn't seen it at all aside from a couple clips.

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The fish each kinda represent a different fishtank fan archetype.
I don't know how much she actually watched, but I think she is supposed to be the representative of the Season 3 fan, where shes acting like she only saw the tamest parts of the season and thought that was the show.
She is also taking the mizzy route of already asking production for a job and to "just eliminate me and bring me back a freeloader"
I saw someone claim she admitted to just watching the RV trip so maybe she just saw that live and famous house clips.
 
I really am in awe at how mindbroken Jet is from Cole. He could just blacklist his name from TTSs (he already did this) and be done with it, but he has to keep bringing him up to show how OVER IT he is. All this "WE DID N O T KICK COLE!!! WE WANT HIM BACK!!" posturing was completely shattered last night when Jet used the intercom to yell at Daniel and tell him "Stop. You're acting like Cole- I didn't dislike Cole.. I did NOT dislike Cole...." just unprompted. Even Angelica saw through his retard act and shot back with "He's acting like Cole but you don't dislike Cole?"
 
Meowstery said:
I really am in awe at how mindbroken Jet is from Cole. He could just blacklist his name from TTSs (he already did this) and be done with it, but he has to keep bringing him up to show how OVER IT he is. All this "WE DID N O T KICK COLE!!! WE WANT HIM BACK!!" posturing was completely shattered last night when Jet used the intercom to yell at Daniel and tell him "Stop. You're acting like Cole- I didn't dislike Cole.. I did NOT dislike Cole...." just unprompted. Even Angelica saw through his retard act and shot back with "He's acting like Cole but you don't dislike Cole?"
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Jet just wants one of those homemade pecan pies.
 
Gash Flordon said:
The fish each kinda represent a different fishtank fan archetype.
I don't know how much she actually watched, but I think she is supposed to be the representative of the Season 3 fan, where shes acting like she only saw the tamest parts of the season and thought that was the show.
She is also taking the mizzy route of already asking production for a job and to "just eliminate me and bring me back a freeloader"
I saw someone claim she admitted to just watching the RV trip so maybe she just saw that live and famous house clips.
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Rachel was on first name basis with a few nobody Streamstars which is somehow the worst possible part to be a fan of.
 
Meowstery said:
I really am in awe at how mindbroken Jet is from Cole. He could just blacklist his name from TTSs (he already did this) and be done with it, but he has to keep bringing him up to show how OVER IT he is. All this "WE DID N O T KICK COLE!!! WE WANT HIM BACK!!" posturing was completely shattered last night when Jet used the intercom to yell at Daniel and tell him "Stop. You're acting like Cole- I didn't dislike Cole.. I did NOT dislike Cole...." just unprompted. Even Angelica saw through his retard act and shot back with "He's acting like Cole but you don't dislike Cole?"
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The Man With No Name said:
Rachel was on first name basis with a few nobody Streamstars which is somehow the worst possible part to be a fan of.
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Jet specifically said after streamstars he would neck himself if someone called out the chatters by name.
Rachel goes and does it almost instantly.
A part of her character is 100% supposed to be mocking the fishtank orbiter who thinks just being there makes her somehow important or famous.
 
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Rachel is from Bridgeport (CT), went to private school, and is a budding lolcow... do you know who else is from Bridgeport (CT), went to private school, and is a lolcow?

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Forgive me for being gay and late but wasn't Andy Dick supposed to be on this or did I miss that?
 
Xev said:
Forgive me for being gay and late but wasn't Andy Dick supposed to be on this or did I miss that?
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Andy Dick toured the Bloodgames set on the Season 3 House property. It is not clear if he is going to be on Bloodgames (in 8 weeks) at all though.
 
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