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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
Jin cut his own hand open stabbing Angeliwtf's bear with a pair of scissors, I thought that was why he got kicked. Reality shows generally frown on stabbings.
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sam just super saiyan kicked freddy in the face like 2 days ago
i have a hard time believing they care about jin cutting his own hand
 
I was going to write up my fishtank ranksings with Ayre near the bottom but then he autism sperged at rachel and told her shes not production lmao. ITS A GOOD CAST (RIPRIG JIN)
 
bookers said:
sam just super saiyan kicked freddy in the face like 2 days ago
i have a hard time believing they care about jin cutting his own hand
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And Jimmy literally threw a mallet at the girl. I'm just saying if the whole appeal of this season was the cast, and there's only 8 of them, they would have to be comically dumb to pull a plug that early. He's prolly just in timeout
 
Ill just write this for posterity

Human centipede challenge: the fish minus Rachel (elevated to production) were duct taped ankle to wrist and told to crawl to the b4 bathroom then back down to the dog house, they did this after some struggle and after pausing so Rachel can read a letter from her husband. Then were offered triple or nothing to do it again which was soundly rejected by the fish instead opting to take the 200$. No screen shots as this was honestly boring to tears and felt very mean and awkward after the flop of a cell that just happened.
 
Sankbawlz said:
Ill just write this for posterity

Human centipede challenge: the fish minus Rachel (elevated to production) were duct taped ankle to wrist and told to crawl to the b4 bathroom then back down to the dog house, they did this after some struggle and after pausing so Rachel can read a letter from her husband. Then were offered triple or nothing to do it again which was soundly rejected by the fish instead opting to take the 200$. No screen shots as this was honestly boring to tears and felt very mean and awkward after the flop of a cell that just happened.
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Side note: that shit should have been done by 9:20. aryeh is just a slow piece of shit. if he needed to, drag everyone during crawling.
 
If Rachel is "production" and Jin got yeeted, does that mean the wiggers are scrambling to get replacements? I think we're about to get punked tonight.
 
Freddy is so drunk right now that he thinks $200 is enough to "watch Ren and Stimpy in an RV".
 
DJ Nerrate said:
Wanted to kill Angelina on the first day, now I want to kill Rachel instead. What an unbelievably stupid cunt. Is she being kept as rage bait and a target for fat jokes?
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Yeah. She’s here to bait. They seem to be speedrunning typical Fishtank story arcs, so they brought in Fatty to lord over the fish and make arbitrary decisions. Tomorrow she’ll probably have Rachel Points, and the fish will start having to do tasks for her.

The Fatty arc is my least favorite Fishtank arc. (:_(
 
I hate fishtank fans they're teenagers who threaten to run away but never do.
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They're in an abusive relationship with an open door.
 
ElseWorld712 said:
Was he expecting the Citizen Kane of showing your chocolate star fish?
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idk I watched it, and she was wearing panties so for a camwhore, you kinda are getting ripped off. Shes weirdly wholesome (compared to some of the others) and only ever smoked crack like 6 times.
Paul-Denton said:
THAT'S what the r9k thing is about? like sure it's embarrassing but I somehow doubt Jet has women clamoring for him it's not that deep
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They dont even have to try hard to see it, they all can see it anytime they ask. Claire saw it plenty and I dont think even ever owned up to cheating on her boyfriend with like Jet and some other guy.
 
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