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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Rachel has been suicide-baiting, threatening to leave, making random demands for attention all day.
Very annoying.
Ben prompts Freddy to engage her;

This bit goes nowhere.
 
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She's talking about how she's ready to go home and "get fucked". Fat chicks with BPD are fucking disgusting.
 
I'm going to be an autist and theorize for a moment:

The reason why Jet and Sam threw such a hissy fit over the /r9k/ and Marky shit is because Fishtank and MDE as a whole have a possibility of catching on thanks to that recent plug by Shane Gillis on Joe Rogan alongside Sam's political show taking off. Casting fans would be fine if they stuck with their traditional MDE audience, because most of us don't believe or disregard Marky-posting. A larger audience is unaware of this bullshit. Burt doing his recent spiel doesn't help things, considering he's FT reddit's top guy.
Production is caught up in this illusion of grandeur, and their past mistakes are shackling them.

Alternatively, this is all a ploy to bring in a FT veteran or interesting freeloader, which is a mistake mind you.

...Or they really are braindead wiggers and the galaxy gas and trenbolone are taking their toll, as is tradition.
It really isn't that complicated.
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Did Daniel give that one girl the sperg dick yet

Also ayre has natural corn rows built into his head
 
I enjoy the cope in this thread of people constantly telling themselves it's 4d chess or a ruse. Don't worry guys, two more weeks and the RV Trip will turn into content, just you wait!

In reality the wiggers are extremely retarded and everything is at the whim of their moods and tantrums.
 
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Lights go off, ben delivers beer to freddy. Freddy acts like he's had it the whole time. Far more playing into a bit than i'd ever expect from this guy, but the bars in the basement.
 
Im so sorry for calling Sylvia a hog. She atleast tried jesus.
I don't know if this is an unpopular opinion in this thread but I honestly like Sylvia and think she's an underrated fish. Always felt like she got the humor of MDE (not surprising as she was a fan) and she was shockingly resilient on the show. The amount of abuse she endured from TTS was insane. Just nonstop attacking her. She had a few melty's but never left and stuck it through until she was eliminated.
 
Clip of Daniel confessional with Sam, talking about Jin and how "fucking with production" is bad for the show.
 
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