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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Freddy has to be my favorite of this season, his tension with Rachel is fucking gold, every night he just goes and gets into a heated conversation with her.

First he gets given a beer by Ben and forgets this fact and thinks he had the beer the whole time

Then she starts calling the show fake and whatever and he just shits on her


This normie burnout is fucking gold.
 
We went from it being so over to being so fucking back and it's only day 4. This is the speedrun season.
 
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Finishes his beer and immediately asks for another because "I've done my duty" then proceeds to sing more bang bang I love this little test monkey
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Rachel spent the last hour doing a woe is me spiel and the first chance she gets she immediately tries to imply Daniel is some sort of psycho. Absolute cretin, people like this should be put down.
 
What in the absolute goddamn niggerfuck is happening??
I go to sleep for 8 hours and now everything is on fire and it's never been more over guys?!

I'm to low IQ to read 30 pages of this shit, can someone give me the TLDR of what has happened for the past 8 hours? would really appreciate it

EDIT. The last thing i saw was Daniel putting Direnc in chains, seems like she's still in the "doghouse"
 
Secondary Secret said:
What in the absolute goddamn niggerfuck is happening??
I go to sleep for 8 hours and now everything is on fire and it's never been more over guys?!

I'm to low IQ to read 30 pages of this shit, can someone give me the TLDR of what has happened for the past 8 hours? would really appreciate it

EDIT. The last thing i saw was Daniel putting Direnc in chains, seems like she's still in the "doghouse"
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The real pivotal event of the day was Jin getting booted for ??? reasons. Most likely because he pissed off Jet. The vibes have been very down ever since with Sam being very visibly irritated and taking it out on the fish. Slow recovery in progress but I wouldn't say we are 'so back' yet.
 
Maximilian Rez D'Fault said:
The real pivotal event of the day was Jin getting booted for ??? reasons. Most likely because he pissed off Jet. The vibes have been very down ever since with Sam being very visibly irritated and taking it out on the fish. Slow recovery in progress but I wouldn't say we are 'so back' yet.
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Appreciate it, thanks.

Damn, i liked Jin even though he was a weird sex degenerate.
 
Anyone know what happened to Angelina's foot? I missed it.
Also, the fish have potential. Rachel is more mentally ill and vindictive than I even realised (mostly because I avoided watching her as much as possible, and because she holed herself away in B3). This could still be something special, if prod. doesn't self-sabotage...(🌈)
Edit: LMFAO another fucking fall in B3 from the hog. She is so gone from benzos and anti-depressants that she is constantly fighting gravity and losing.
 
Dedans said:
Anyone know what happened to Angelina's foot? I missed it.
Also, the fish have potential. Rachel is more mentally ill and vindictive than I even realised (mostly because I avoided watching her as much as possible, and because she holed herself away in B3). This could still be something special, if prod. doesn't self-sabotage...(🌈)
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Angie keeps skipping the last few steps on the stairs by jumping, and has progressively fucked up her ankle. I noticed yesterday she was kind of hurting when she did it. She finally went too hard and messed it up.
 
The fish have noticed a reduction in drink variety. To anyone insane enough to buy TTS, this is a good time to start gassing the fish into thinking that Jabba is hoarding spare cans in B3.
 
Freddie is in his natural element.
a boozer scumbag in a party house.
he will never leave.
they will have to pry him out of there.
i'm all in on fredcoin
 
bookers said:
they will have to pry him out of there.
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Got a buddy just like him but way more alcoholic and rambunctious he's honestly a vibe if he's not trying to prove he can puke onto your ceiling. He can live on a couch that isnt his for days if given a bottle

Edit: Freddy is helping mama grape into the right position so she can wear Pappy and now she's asking he lays down next to her
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My least favorite fish got evicted and it was such bullshit I can't even be happy about it. God. :lossmanjack:
Clarence Boddicker said:
Angie keeps skipping the last few steps on the stairs by jumping, and has progressively fucked up her ankle. I noticed yesterday she was kind of hurting when she did it. She finally went too hard and messed it up.
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It's funny how she and Rachel are mirrors of each other and yet almost never interact.
 
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