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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
petrify a medusa
medusa is a name. i think you meant "a Gorgon."
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I'm almost certain this is what ultimately lead Jin to being kicked off, or at least was the nail in the coffin.
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0:14 Comment about women being in his male online spaces makes production audibly sigh in the closet
1:31 Jet on /r9k/
3:38 Jokes that if it were 4 years ago, Angelina would have been backhanded by Jet and Ben


Admittedly not the most wise move when they've got the camera out trying to film content for the edit. This was also fresh off the back of Jin telling Daniel that he shouldn't have been shit testing Jet and "not biting the hand that feeds you", so maybe production took it more personally after that.
 
Rachel's new strategy that she mentioned under her breath earlier seems to be (when she remembers) to act appreciative to the chats and to be magnanimous.
 
Someone asked wrench how much a g of coke is in australia and she says "300-400 for 1 gram" freddy looks shocked and says "no way... 20 dollars in Connecticut" guys what the fuck is he hoovering for $20 theyre such a wigger-coded power couple
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Aryeh singing rama rama to wrench
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Even if you don't like Jin because he's annoying (he was starting to wear on me too), there is absolutely no doubt that it was a horrifically stupid reason to kick him for seemingly no reason other than he pressed production too much.
True, it's dumb if they kicked him just because he fucked with jet's ego, but aside from that I think Jin sucks not because he was annoying, but because he was horribly inauthentic.
it's clear his whole persona was a larp informed by past contestants and his real self is just boring shitposter guy.

the only other people doing shit like that are the female fish who are just trying to be shades of josie mixed with their own flavor of e-girl, and they aren't liabilitymaxxing by referencing ~controversial MDE lore~
 
Rachel is telling Freddy that if the cops are called on her family, it is his fault, and blaming him for TTS saying she is a drug addict. Freddy left. She has also stopped the convocation to keep talking about 'dayman nightman.'

The paper also got no fishbucks. Rachel declared they should have come and gotten her, and they would have won, and then asked the rules. She can come down on her own. Cuddlehouse indeed.
 
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