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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
See the thing that pisses me off the most about Rachel is that while she is "driving content", its the same fucking thing. Somebody presses piggy (sometimes it doesn't even have to be that), piggy cries while threatening to leave (she's really going to do it this time!!!!), she gets showered by TTS for about 20 minutes, production comes in and coddles her, she gives some insane suggestion, production leaves, piggy continues to cry while farming TTS. This goes on for multiple times in a day. It's the same thing as watching Boogie threaten to leave the Fat Retard Podcast and unless production starts making her suffer I don't know how much more of this I can take.
I agree but I'm confident they're holding out for Frank.
 
Was talking about this in chat last night and wanted to share this 32-hour recording of Day 21 & 22 (Alex B's ogre visit and crash out) from season 3: https://anon.to/xuPidn

If someone smarter than me can chop this up and archive it proper to KF that would be appreciated. And if this link ever expires let me know and I'll re-upload.

edit: also, this is from someone in this thread but I couldn't find their upload link to re-post and credit them.
 
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Shoutout to all the Seth Offenders

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maejok installed something above the kitchen cabinets
idk what it is maybe a tts speaker or smth
 
So the fatass doesnt play the game and barely even interacts with the other fish?, they just keep her in her room so she gets bullied by TTS.

She literally suffers vicious insults non stop for free just to make the wiggers richer, and when she breaks down the wiggers talk her into staying so she can give them more money.

Is there a bigger form of cuckery in the history of the planet?, seriously this is on another level, a true dream paypig (emphasis on pig)
 
this fat cunt whined and whined about getting a plushie and she finally gets one and is just "...thanks." how does she find new ways to be unlikable?
 
In all of Fishtank history I've never disliked a fish more then Rachel. Just completely unlikable to the core with no redeemable traits. Just ugly inside and out and totally useless. She has overtaken Mauro in my mind as the worst fish in the history of the show. I doubt anyone would disagree with that assessment either.
and even so she has been the focuspoint for the audience throughout most of the last days by either sheer gravity or being a natural heel, its an easy pick for fish to bully Rachel and stir up drama instead of the wiggers who next to Rachel are the most pathetic people in that house. They added a ginger Janny to the gang? all standard for the wiggers are out the window.
 
If the wiggers were smart or funny they would have introduced Seth as "Jim", pretend that Jin was never there and act like "Jim" had been there the whole time.
 

Direnc W​


is the goal of this contest to eat the snacks or vomit the snacks? i don't know who's winning
update: I guess vomiting wins

Being bulimic is a "W"?

It seems like every season there has been at least one girl who's been bulimic. Not only that but they seem to enjoy doing that shit; Direnc seemingly couldn't wait to have an excuse to stick her fingers down her throat.

Additional point: the challenge was "messiest eater", and vomiting is surely an opposite of "eating". Doing a challenge like that would also surely be to encourage the contestant to act in a way which is undesirable to them - not acting in a way they were seemingly eager to, a la Direnc.

Mini-rant over.
 
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arye biggest dissapointment from day one to now
I was a day 1 Arye supporter and I'm now fully Freddy pilled. Him and Luke are the only people on the show I could actually see myself hanging out with in real life.
 
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