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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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some boxes of shit in the garage now
maybe a build shit challenge
cant tell what they are
looks like theres 10 of them
 
I want from Fishtank what I get from the best episodes of Come Dine with Me. A bunch of eccentric and obnoxiously awful people thrown into a room and forced to interact with one another. The results filmed for our amusement. Whether they're fans and terminally online should be immaterial. I just want to see what happens. Jet, watch Come Dine with Me for inspiration you fucking mong.

 
"oh yeah uhh we called him down for a confessional and eliminated him because... he was annoying idk" like do they think they're so stupid that they cant tell something weird is going on? Jet total vibe killer.
Lack of communication is a huge problem. The fish are scared to do anything because they don't want to be the next Jin. If production would just clarify to the fish what he did, they would know what they should avoid and would be less hesitant to make content. Sit them down to talk about Jin. Do it in private or off camera. Be honest, or make shit up. It doesn't matter, just give them something to latch on to so they know they won't be eliminated for random shit.
 
You know what blows my mind and its a small thing. We have MULTIPLE seasons and only now do they do something about the audio. Camera angles are shitty still.
 
Anyone catch a glimpse what ashtray Rachel brought? I'm trying to get a price check on it. It's from Chateau Marmont, a swanky hotel in LA.
The main listings I can find are either expensive or $50...
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The $200 one is also on Etsy...
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From the same person as the eBay listing.
But I kinda think it's a custom job.
 
Anyone catch a glimpse what ashtray Rachel brought? I'm trying to get a price check on it. It's from Chateau Marmont, a swanky hotel in LA.
The main listings I can find are either expensive or $50...
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The $200 one is also on Etsy...
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From the same person as the eBay listing.
But I kinda think it's a custom job.
This is what Jet was talking about when spoke about synchronicities.
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It’s like poetry, it rhymes.
 
I think Sam is mostly creatively nerved about the launch of extreme peace tomorrow which is driving a lot of his reactions. I mean who wouldn’t be?

Sam takes entertainment and creative work VERY seriously so bring around slobs who don’t care about the platform they’re being given like the fat cunt foid must be excruciating
 
It's very fun to see how far Rachel will push production. Outright telling her that they don't have plans to eliminate her until the very end will just mean that she's going to try and hold them hostage by claiming to leave every day. She's already done this endlessly and it's Day 5. She's doing it even right now as I'm typing this!

I'm sure production ultimately doesn't care if she DOES leave, but she's also a literal walking cash cow for them. I imagine there's a bit of them calling her bluff here. She's a horrible being who feeds on misery, and the more miserable she is the more likely she is to grind her feet in the ground and stay.
 
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