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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
I don’t think that Ellie is playing 4D chess by saying that she is 18 and has a year of high school left. On Instagram (her account is noided.e), she follows the mmhs2026 account but neither the mmhs2025 account nor the mmhs_2027 account.

Considering her age and education likely wasn’t a bit and she seems to live with her much older sister, I’m inclined to think that she was telling the truth about her mother being a homeless meth head and her father being a doctor, but I haven't looked much into it.
 
Aryeh gaining a few points back for the transvestigation on Rachel.
Most biological women are attractive to him, but Rachel isn't, but her voice doesn't sound 'post-op'... perhaps she would be more attractive if she lost weight?

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Mirrors said:
I've been thinking, I think seasons 1 and 3 were good partly because the contestants had no idea what they were signing up for and it allowed for a wider range of weirdos to pick from.
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The Season 1 fish knew exactly what they were walking into. Vance's final tweet before going on the show was something akin to "Hey guys going off to Sam Hyde's torture show!" and both he and Sylvia were losing their shit from excitement when they heard Frank Hassle was coming. Letty watched MDE stuff and Josie knew who Jet was and what the show was going to be about. Jon did a crash course on Sam Hyde between getting cast and arriving. Every single complaint you guys have with the S2 fish being fans is true for Season 1, Bitchtank and Season 4. Season 3 fish may have been susceptible to the prank but their crippling dysfunction that was tanking the season was their refusal to do challenges or screw with each other. The S3 fish were so bad about challenges that they just brought a TV out and had them watch episodes and clips from prior seasons since they refused to even tepidly participate in the pull-up bar challenge.
 
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bookers said:
Crazy story if true, but can't really blame her for that.
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"his sister supported him in court"

She stood by him throughout the whole trial and testified on his behalf.

She's a sex worker whose brother brutally murdered a sex worker and she defended him.

Her brother even managed to escape a life sentence and she might help him when he gets released.

Her Stox should be on the floor.
 
A second subreddit is being targeted by Fishtank fans. It's now r/rickandmorty's turn, after Aryeh talked about Rick and Morty this morning.

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Big Brother 101 said:
"his sister supported him in court"

She stood by him throughout the whole trial and testified on his behalf.

She's a sex worker whose brother brutally murdered a sex worker and she defended him.

Her brother even managed to escape a life sentence and she might help him when he gets released.

Her Stox should be on the floor.
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Most women don't even take responsibility for their own actions, isn't this standard asking a little much?
 
attractive_pneumonia said:
The Season 1 fish knew exactly what they were walking into
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That's impossible, given it was the first Season. While some may have had an idea there'd be torturous elements, they couldn't have known the full extent and range of challenges, gaslights, people etc.

None of them would have known about spending time with Fatty and Frank, the cell challenge, etc. Now these are staples which viewers can predict in advance.
 
Big Brother 101 said:
"his sister supported him in court"

She stood by him throughout the whole trial and testified on his behalf.

She's a sex worker whose brother brutally murdered a sex worker and she defended him.

Her brother even managed to escape a life sentence and she might help him when he gets released.

Her Stox should be on the floor.
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some people stick by their family no matter what, or how wrong they are.
 
Big Brother 101 said:
That's impossible, given it was the first Season. While some may have had an idea there'd be torturous elements, they couldn't have known the full extent and range of challenges, gaslights, people etc.

None of them would have known about spending time with Fatty and Frank, the cell challenge, etc. Now these are staples which viewers can predict in advance.
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Sam and Jet both talked extensively about Fishtank and what they had in mind, and how it would go. While specifics weren't clear, those who knew of Sam/Jet (Letty/Vance/Sylvia/Josie/Damiel) would've known what to expect.

It was clear prior to S1 beginning that Frank would be involved to some degree or another.
 
Big Brother 101 said:
"his sister supported him in court"

She stood by him throughout the whole trial and testified on his behalf.

She's a sex worker whose brother brutally murdered a sex worker and she defended him.

Her brother even managed to escape a life sentence and she might help him when he gets released.

Her Stox should be on the floor.
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Just more evidence that Wrench is a fine woman and marriage material tbqh
 
attractive_pneumonia said:
The Season 1 fish knew exactly what they were walking into. Vance's final tweet before going on the show was something akin to "Hey guys going off to Sam Hyde's torture show!" and both he and Sylvia were losing their shit from excitement when they heard Frank Hassle was coming. Letty watched MDE stuff and Josie knew who Jet was and what the show was going to be about. Jon did a crash course on Sam Hyde between getting cast and arriving. Every single complaint you guys have with the S2 fish being fans is true for Season 1, Bitchtank and Season 4. Season 3 fish may have been susceptible to the prank but their crippling dysfunction that was tanking the season was their refusal to do challenges or screw with each other. The S3 fish were so bad about challenges that they just brought a TV out and had them watch episodes and clips from prior seasons since they refused to even tepidly participate in the pull-up bar challenge.
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I'd add even when the S3 fish started to get what the show was about half of them still refused to put in effort. Out of the final 5 Payton and Simbal actually put in effort but the other 3 tried to be meta and act into the joke by not trying or in Burts case going schizo until he was useless.

I think we saw it a little at the start of this season the first 2 days where the contestants were kinda playing for the audience not caring who won and Sam had to yell at them and tell them to try to win.
 
Scalia OBGYN said:
Does anyone have the rundown on Rachel, her friend, and her dad?
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Last night I found a bunch of posts that seemed like they were written by Rachel Avanah that claimed her dad was some guy named Ronan Ro. I will see if I can find it again after I get done with some stuff.
 
Seth has big Wilson bros energy he just needs to get fat and grow a beard

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My King Aryeh is singing the ballad of Sweeney Todd and other Sweeney Todd references he’s such a sweetie
 
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