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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal.
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God damn. I legit feel sorry for Jet (and Ben as her tardwrangler) for having to put up with this shit. I would've strangled the hog.
Don't, they choose to keep her around and she's printing money for them.

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If this is real, Jin thought too early that he got his Fishtank money and over drafted his account buying Onlyfans :story:
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I've been pretty quiet this season, but it's wild how I can tune in at any given time, 24hrs per day, and Rachel will inevitably be in her room + crying + digging through her shit. Without fail. Not even Mauro was this glued to his bed.
Despite my bitching, more has happened in B3 than all other rooms combined this season. Whether it's production, completely organic, or Rachel's gravitational pull...everyone is repeatedly congregating around B3. There's some serious kino this season, I better not see anybody falling into the infamous "Cycle." It's 0% over.

Quick 'Thank You' to everyone posting updates in the thread. Allows me to keep up with the show despite work and family obligations. You da real MVPs. Glad to see some familiar faces since S1. Unhappy to see a few others.
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Yeah I find it funny when production tell the other 7 fish to go into B3 instead of having Rachel just come downstairs.

And which users do you not like nigga? 🤔
 
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In his stream earlier, he said that he'd happily go back on Fishtank, and that he no longer holds any ill will against production.

He still views himself as hot shit, though, so he'll probably demand a ludicrous amount of money to show up. I also doubt that Jet et al will want to deal with Jacqueline calling the cops to the house every time something happens that

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WOW HAHAHA GUNTED HAHA HILARIOUS FUCKING BIT

people like you ruin the fucking show. you suck.
 
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justification for jet to spend $5k+ paypiggie bucks on a high-speed VR headset.

Pretty sure they worked backwards from "purchase VR headset" and shoehorned the bit into the show.

Has unlimited potential, but will probably just be a disaster. Will almost assuredly make bloodgames more interesting.
 
Tonight is probably a filler episode so more people watch Extreme Peace

Wait is Jet using a faceswap filter of his own face for the camera?
Yes, he was.

Sam, Nick, and Charls will be on Alex Stein tomorrow as well. Not sure if in person or over a zoom call but either way we probably won't be seeing him. Worst case scenario, they tell us all to fuck off to watch Extreme Peace when it drops at 9pm tonight and then Sam doesn't show up tomorrow, but we can always count on hog to make content. This cast is good at doing stuff on their own.
 
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