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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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The ogre is being recruited for Bloodgames 2. But she declined! Can lord Xavier convince such a stubborn creature to enter his realm?
 
So they should do a fishtank season that is almost exclusively unlikable, useless, emotional wreck fat fucks and they'd print more money than Josie with her stupid toys just by the sheer number of insulting TTS messages.
 
Floor Pig on the literal floor now

How are they going to seriously remove her from this house?

Where's Sam?


Edit: Floor Pig doing literally everything but leaving right now.
 
Wild at Heart said:
Ben is having a "heart to heart" with Rachel. Production message came up saying they are stalling. Trying to keep her around for as long as possible.
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I don't think they need any help with that, Rachel takes ages to do anything. She could be actually for real leaving tonight and still take the entire rest of the show to actually walk out the door.
 
The Cobra has been bestowed to Daniel
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In the words of a most esteemed and dare I say it, highly regarded wizard: that's most definitely what's up.
 
ben said its a health problem over the cpap and a liability and thats why she has to leave
i have a feeling that she was freaking out over the cpap said she was going to sue them or something if they didnt pay for it and they said 'thats it'

this thing with ben is pure kino
 
So they're just gonna part ways all buddy-buddy acting like she's part of production? There's no payoff for all the time and effort wasted coddling and "gaslighting" her? Fucking pointless. They might as well have been 100% sincere in all their coddling of Rachel. It's not joking if there's no punchline.

Thank God that Jace is here to make things fun. :jaceknife:
 
I have to admit. I'm glad she's not that big of a superfan as she led on. I thought she was so down on her luck, so desperate for a way out, so bipolar and impulsive, that she finally got on the show she wanted to be on for years and it would be the perfect place to bottoms' up the bottle and die in Sam Hyde's arms. But she doesn't care enough about them or the show to do that.
 
Aim For the Top! said:
So they're just gonna part ways all buddy-buddy acting like she's part of production? There's no payoff for all the time and effort wasted coddling and "gaslighting" her? Fucking pointless. They might as well have been 100% sincere in all their coddling of Rachel. It's not joking if there's no punchline.

Thank God that Jace is here to make things fun. :jaceknife:
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I'm hoping they had something big planned for her grand finale and that's why they're stalling now, to set it in motion.
 
40 laws of power according to rachel
"keep your friends close"
"keep your enemies closer"
"if you dont have enemies, make them"
she said this verbatim
 
Rachel and hubby fuck on cam. (Director peals off to other room just in time)
 
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