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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 68 8.1%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 100 12.0%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 191 22.9%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 425 50.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.1%
  • Total voters
    835
Nitro! said:
Final shot of the cell.

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One of the few occasions in ft history where the picture looks way better than the truth.
There is like a liter of alcoholic piss on this floor. There is no possibility to capture that horror in an image.
Orcristsnare said:
I absolutely can see the future where Aryeh somehow wins and they don't pay him because he's autistic and has no backbone
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They didn't pay Burt because he's a degenerate, not because he's autistic.
I think it's pretty clear that production likes Aryhe even if he doesn't share their political views.
I really thought I've read through the whole thread, but I completely missed Dan leaving. Can someone spoon-feed me? Did he leave before Ellie? Was there a reason, or was it just a regular random Daniel L?
 
They hired a cleaning service for the piss room, TTS is still on.... unlimited trolling potential
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Polychromos said:
I really thought I've read through the whole thread, but I completely missed Dan leaving. Can someone spoon-feed me? Did he leave before Ellie? Was there a reason, or was it just a regular random Daniel L?
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Direnc and Ellie payed him 1 fishbux each (i think it was one) for him to leave the room. He had given up at that point, all he did was just stand there pouting with his arms crossed anyway.
 
Secondary Secret said:
Direnc and Ellie payed him 1 fishbux each (i think it was one) for him to leave the room. He had given up at that point, all he did was just stand there pouting with his arms crossed anyway.
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Thank you!
I caught the beginning of the cell and it kind of felt like he gave up before it really started. Is this not what he did from the start? I was honestly confused about how long he lastet.
 
Meowstery said:
Freddy will forget where he put them all after he wakes up, but TTS will 100% snitch all the hiding spots out
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I called it. He's now having a mini-crashout over forgetting where he put the fishbucks and is asking TTS for help. He also slipped off the counter and almost tore a cabinet off
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The Man With No Name said:
I like the anti-comedy of Mints this season. He's not funny, but a lot o the moments of Rachel begging for production only for it to be Mints have been hilarious. Or Freddy loving Mints and not knowing that Mints is the one calling him a faggot on TTS from the basement.
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I feel similarly, you kinda love to hate him.
 
Chuck Shiesty said:
This plus Burt stating at least 100 times he planned to split the money with literally everyone on the show, at that point trying to double or nothing it on roulette was a way better decision.
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Well, Areya said if he wins he's sending money to Israel so we're in the same position as Burt.

They need to just pay the person who earned the money. If they're so concerned about how its going to be used rig it for someone else to win.
 
Halloween23 said:
Well, Areya said if he wins he's sending money to Israel so we're in the same position as Burt.

They need to just pay the person who earned the money. If they're so concerned about how its going to be used rig it for someone else to win.
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Or they could simply not hire people they're not comfortable paying in the first place. It's not like Burt being a degenerate was a secret or anything.

It'd be interesting to see what happens if Aryeh wins somehow and they shaft him as well. There's an argument to be made at that point that Sam isn't paying blacks or jews for racism reasons, and there's plenty of evidence that he's racist if there was a lawsuit. I normally wouldn't think anyone would sue because they're fans who are poor, but we are talking about a Jew here, and Burt's got some money.

I know the contract says they don't have to pay them at all, but my understanding is that discrimination stuff can supersede contracts.
 
Polychromos said:
They didn't pay Burt because he's a degenerate
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If they didn't pay Burt, and that was the reason (though I'm not entirely convinced about either of those things), then that would be completely nonsensical and rather pathetic.

Despite Burt's supposed "degeneracy", they were fine with utilising him for their own profit - i.e. they were making money themselves from peddling Burt's degeneracy. Turning their nose up at it, when they've displayed it for their own gain, is hypocritical. Sam even had the cheek to go on Alex Stein the other day and say "if your business model involves degeneracy I'm not impressed".

They were also still fine with paying Burt fishbucks for deservedly winning the challenges, so I don't see how it's any morally different to pay Burt for deservedly winning the show. It'd be like hiring a hooker for a suck 'n' fuck, but afterwards trying to only pay them the amount for the suck because "ethical reasons"...
 
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