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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
If it’s true that they don’t want to pay “degenerates” (and I’m putting that in quotes because production seems to use that term loosely), then one could argue that it’s bad that their two strongest contenders right now are Dirench and Freddy.

Freddy is an alcoholic, pill stealing, possibly physically abusive towards women, junkie.
Dirench has behavior that reminisces on her violent brother, is a cam whore, and openly talks about her smoking crack at least once.
Even though I’m loving their budding wigger relationship, and love the content that they can bring to the show; they are absolutely degenerates in most people’s opinions, and I do not want either one in my actual physical vicinity.

Honestly, the only person that I will probably follow after the show is Aryeh.
 
Well, Areya said if he wins he's sending money to Israel so we're in the same position as Burt.

They need to just pay the person who earned the money. If they're so concerned about how its going to be used rig it for someone else to win.
I've not watched enough of it live to know whether he said that more often than how he wants to invest it and how he failed at everything in live and at this point, he's gonna be homeless when his parents die.
As far as I'm aware the price money is 8k this season and everything else is fishbucks. No matter what you think about Jins elimination, they paid out his fishbucks and paid for his flights. So I'd trust them to pay Aryhe. They seem to actually like him. The weird stuff they make him do, doesn't feel mean spirited, as opposed to what they did Burt do. (I'm not complaining about that and I don't think Burt had a problem with it in the moment it was happening.)

If they didn't pay Burt, and that was the reason (though I'm not entirely convinced about either of those things), then that would be completely nonsensical and rather pathetic.

Despite Burt's supposed "degeneracy", they were fine with utilising him for their own profit - i.e. they were making money themselves from peddling Burt's degeneracy. Turning their nose up at it, when they've displayed it for their own gain, is hypocritical. Sam even had the cheek to go on Alex Stein the other day and say "if your business model involves degeneracy I'm not impressed".

They were also still fine with paying Burt fishbucks for deservedly winning the challenges, so I don't see how it's any morally different to pay Burt for deservedly winning the show. It'd be like hiring a hooker for a suck 'n' fuck, but afterwards trying to only pay them the amount for the suck because "ethical reasons"...
Burt was a cash cow for them, the same way Rachel was. He had the bonus, that they didn't have to tardwrangle him as much. I remember a lot of people early in season 3 predicting, that he's gonna burn out quick and he didn't, so maybe they were kind of stuck with him. They couldn't let Binx win, because despite of all her simps, kiwifarms wasn't the only place that hated her.
From a moral standpoint, I think people don't give production enough credit for acknowledging genuine disorders of their contestants. The reason for Burt being seen as wholesome as opposed to someone like Jin, is because it's obvious that he has less agency over his weird behavior. I'm not excusing it, nor am I saying he has no agency at all. I do however think it is appropriate to measure his behavior on a different scale than, let's say Rachel. She is batshit insane, but in a way where it's a lot more her fault than Burt's.
With Aryhe it's obvious that he puts his foot in his mouth quite a lot, sometimes he's just too honest and sometimes it just comes of as him trying to repeat "the right answer" he was taught. Again, I think it's very obvious that they like him outside of being content.
Famous person likely to be Fuentes or Bam Margera, Bam is apparently in RI right now and Fuentes was already hinted at on Sam's podcast tour. Them cleaning all the alcohol out would definitely be a thing they would do if it's Bam.
Please let it be Bam. They're doing so many call backs to season one, this would be absolutely perfect.
 
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IT'S BAM!!!
 
What's the over-under on a manhunt challenge where Bam hides somewhere in the house and the fishes have to find him?
 
If it’s true that they don’t want to pay “degenerates” (and I’m putting that in quotes because production seems to use that term loosely), then one could argue that it’s bad that their two strongest contenders right now are Dirench and Freddy.

Freddy is an alcoholic, pill stealing, possibly physically abusive towards women, junkie.
Dirench has behavior that reminisces on her violent brother, is a cam whore, and openly talks about her smoking crack at least once.
Even though I’m loving their budding wigger relationship, and love the content that they can bring to the show; they are absolutely degenerates in most people’s opinions, and I do not want either one in my actual physical vicinity.

Honestly, the only person that I will probably follow after the show is Aryeh.
Do you honestly not see a difference between that and a guy who constantly jerks off and sexually harasses everyone around him. I get if you don't like the term, but Burt didn't just make people uncomfortable on an abstract level, he constantly hit on people very aggressively while explaining how he would really like to play a rapist or child molester.
Oh my fucking God! Why does the best stuff happen when I'm not able to watch?!
First Xavier, now this... I only vaguely know Bam as a lolcow, but for some reason I'm insanely hyped for this.
I'll be in the deepest dept to everyone posting recaps!!!
 
If they don't have fisheye lenses on the cameras for the skate content I'm gonna be so mad.
 
Do you honestly not see a difference between that and a guy who constantly jerks off and sexually harasses everyone around him. I get if you don't like the term, but Burt didn't just make people uncomfortable on an abstract level, he constantly hit on people very aggressively while explaining how he would really like to play a rapist or child molester.
Then yes, I suppose that my biggest complaint is Sam using the “degenerate” term specifically.
Burt may be a different flavor and arguably worse degenerate than Freddy or Dirench.
But your average person on the street would still consider all three to be degenerates.

I’m not expecting FishTank of all shows to have a high moral standing when it comes to contestants. But I can call a spade a spade.
 
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From the fishtank Twitter.
Between the close-ups of Jets teeth and feet, Bam almost looks less fucked up.
And Jet cut his toe nails. I think the comments got to him. This also means the theories about him looking and smelling disgusting on purpose are definitely wrong and that's just the way he is.

Edit: I know it won't happen, if Bam is medicated, but my dream challenge would be for the fish to translate his schizo writings
 
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