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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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Rachel certified cool chick.

I guess this isn't a gaslight on the fans... i hate callers so much, or there's some really unhappy neighbors
w swansea cops tbh
they seemed annoyed they had to go out there but were chill about it
 
Rachel certified cool chick.

I guess this isn't a gaslight on the fans... i hate callers so much, or there's some really unhappy neighbors

Rachel did seem really well disposed in the bodycam, but she was still pestering the cops like a retard while they were just trying to fuck off.

The bodycam is pretty weird though considering the state of the fishtank address. Makes you wonder if they're actually being transparent. I think its more likely they're using these little circumstantial nothing burger police reports to play into the gaslight.
 
Rachel did seem really well disposed in the bodycam, but she was still pestering the cops like a retard while they were just trying to fuck off.

The bodycam is pretty weird though considering the state of the fishtank address. Makes you wonder if they're actually being transparent. I think its more likely they're using these little circumstantial nothing burger police reports to play into the gaslight.
Pressure from a local community can still be quite oppressive and irritating even if you're not breaking any laws. May be easier to just bail and relocate. atp make it the 21st century traveling circus keep aryeh in a cage as the missing link
 
The bodycam is pretty weird though considering the state of the fishtank address. Makes you wonder if they're actually being transparent. I think its more likely they're using these little circumstantial nothing burger police reports to play into the gaslight.
Yeah dude, maybe if we wanna get really conspiratorial, the moving "box" is actually gonna be a prison van, and all the Fish go to a mock up prison and the staff turn into prison guards and then there's this big black rapist homosexual going by the name of "BURT", and this is the RAPE challenge and like Sam Hyde gets a new suit and like he's a warden now. Or... maybe they're telling the truth.
 
The “state of the fishtank” talk was 100% a gaslight leading into the promised twist. Amazing that people seem to fall for it even 4 seasons in.
This whole season feels like a gaslight leading up to a gaslight of this magnitude.

Either we're going to House 2 this weekend or Spacetank is launching.
 
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No thoughts, just trucker Direnc trying to wobble her way back to her deaf retard husband Freddy downstairs. She eventually went back upstairs to be with her children (the candy), not the multitude or retards and charity cases she isn't taking care of downstairs like Aryeh, and struggled to get off her back.

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She rolled onto her ass, ate a Dorito and started sobbing. Then she just turned off the crocodile tears and got excited about food again. Now she's going back downstairs.

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Her husband is getting a poor troll named John Michael fired from Sticker Mule. He will be going on tour with Sticker Mule merch from now on, he loves the hot sauce too. Best hot sauce he's ever had. Sticker Mule for life! Make American Great Again! Freddy is now hyping up Sticker Mule for free.

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Freddy is also making sure John isn't getting severance. He felt bad but now he doesn't. Fuck around, find out, John Michael.

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Meanwhile Direnc the Trucker Whale has now eaten Letty in a lesbian-tinged fury. It's a gay show. She's laughing maniacally and pulling candy out of her crotch, throwing it out and yelling about candy. Candy! Candy! Woohoohoohoo!

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Her husband (who is NOT allowed to touch her candy!) has entered the room hoping to catch the lesbian cannibalism vore witch ritual in action. Unfortunately he was too late. He left after she plucked all the candy out of her pants (she probably has a weigh-in for her weight loss channel soon) and Direnc was left alone with her true loves once more.

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Aryeh trying to push Daniel out the front door because he apparently stole his money LMAO
Edit: Sam gives Aryeh a new currency "Magic bucks". These cannot be stolen. He doesn't say how much they're worth
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