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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Aryeh the Honorary Aryan and Seth his second in command sire : IMG_3605.webp
 
I don't believe he actually shit himself in the confessional with Letty, as if he does in other times? Not sure. At one point in the night someone asked his male friend/caregiver if Ricky needed diapers and iirc he said Ricky doesn't need them, but chooses to wear them.
Either way it was funny, lost my shit more than a few times when the diaper was falling down his ass.
Just going of the clips posted in this thread, the stains don't correlate with his positions on the couch. And if his diaper would have been full enough to leak, he moved around enough in those clips to leave more stains, which didn't happen.

They also told Ellie to shower after leaving the cell, so I guess they are at the very least are aware of obvious spread of bodily fluids being bad.
A wall of dumb shit I saved from this season so far
Awesome compilation, but you're defeneatly missing Jets degeneration.
This movie is my personal autistic treasure never thought i'd see it here thank you fellow kino enjoyer
Since YMS made it into a meme it has sadly also gained a way bigger audience, who doesn't really get it. Sadly it has become one of those movies, some people choose as their favorites, because it makes them seem smart. I'm pretty sure at least 40% haven't even watched it...
Ellie's mom used to have sex in front of her.
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I thought her saying she's a volcel was just pandering to the trad crowd. Now I honestly believe her.
I won't dispute her being nontent a lot of times, but I like her a lot more than most of the other nontent fish from other seasons. She defeneatly has potential and she does try. I'm also completely biased because she's a terminally online women, who likes sonic and lolcows and that just makes her very relatable for me.

Did Dirench make the origami just for fun, or was it a challenge? Weird masses of origami seems like the kind of "art" Sam would be into
 
Since YMS made it into a meme it has sadly also gained a way bigger audience, who doesn't really get it. Sadly it has become one of those movies, some people choose as their favorites, because it makes them seem smart. I'm pretty sure at least 40% haven't even watched it...
Saw a vid on P.S. Hoffman and it didn't have one mention of Synecdoche which triggered me a decent bit. It's probably my favorite role from him. The eternal struggle of wanting others to understand your appreciation while praying it doesn't fall into the hands of the retarded. YMS' incomplete review was p good tho and apt that it went unfinished.
 
I'm unironically enjoying the Freddy x Daniel x Weck podcast
Weck is actually funny and cool. He gets a lot of respect from legends in the skateboarding community even though he's a provocateur and trash talker. I'm glad he's back. He's a right wing healthy guy so he goes through phases where he'll unplug from the internet and disappear for a while. It makes sense but it's impossible to maintain an audience that way.
 
This movie is my personal autistic treasure never thought i'd see it here thank you fellow kino enjoyer
Since YMS made it into a meme it has sadly also gained a way bigger audience, who doesn't really get it. Sadly it has become one of those movies, some people choose as their favorites, because it makes them seem smart. I'm pretty sure at least 40% haven't even watched it...
Charlie Kaufman is an extremely popular director/writer, even at the time it came out, its not really that obscure, and a furfag youtube reviewer isn't responsible for its popularity.
 
i wonder how production will rig the challenges to get out the most undesirable fish first? lets be honest, anyone but Ellie or Seth going next would be a disappointment. hell, even Daniel is becoming more likeable again. and Aryeh should stay because hes a tard. if they do normal elimination challenges where the outcome of who leaves depends on something unrelated to their popularity/personality and we lose someone of value, that'd be kind of lame. maybe the top 3 or 4 should have to win challenges to get closer to the prize, but from a viewer's perspective, it'd be better if they weed out the weaker fish, unfair or not. also as im writing this i remembered that they technically changed Seth to a freeloader so.... Ellie gone next hopefully?
 
Charlie Kaufman is an extremely popular director/writer, even at the time it came out, its not really that obscure, and a furfag youtube reviewer isn't responsible for its popularity.
Getting even further o.t. Antkind is one of the funniest books I've ever fucking read. But yeah I figure anyone who "likes film" at least knows Eternal Sunshine, Being John Malkovich, Adaptation, if not Synecdoche New York and then maybe that Netflix thing he did the name of which escapes me.
 
Jerry was a freeloader. Seth is a fish.
oh, they changed it back, mb. it still said he was a freeloader this morning when he stopped the Jerry character.

on an unrelated note: im not sure if we're getting Fuentes. do we even know if Sam filmed that Hodge Twins podcast before or after S4 started? it could have been yet another idea they had that they scrapped. also, people were speculating he'd come on today due to him saying he was taking off his show tonight to collaborate with someone, and i dont get the vibe hes coming tonight. idk, i just dont see it happening... which im fine with, the only reason i'd really want to see him come on is if he gets fucked with which i doubt production would let happen. Gavin would've been better.
 
"Contestants put all your favourite furniture in the Garage. You cannot bring the sofa. I specifically mean things like dressers that you keep all your stuff in."

The box may be beginning.

EDIT: Jet: "Aryeh, go to b3 and sing we're going on a trip in our favourite rocketship"

SPACETANK (((CONFIRMED))) THE AMOGUS CAMS WERE NOT A DRILL
 
Jet asked Arye to sing the rocket ship song, looks like we're getting space-tank. Don't ask why he's in blackface
 
Charlie Kaufman is an extremely popular director/writer, even at the time it came out, its not really that obscure, and a furfag youtube reviewer isn't responsible for its popularity.
Sorry for detailing, but I just want to clarify: I don't think it's super obscure and I'm against gate keeping good movies! At least on "Film Twitter" there are a lot of people who constantly reference it as a meme, where it's obvious that the actual interest in the movie is very low, and I do think that's kind of sad. It's not the only movie where that is the case. I don't want to make this a generational debate, but I do think it's true that younger people are less willing to watch full movies, that are a bit "out there" by today's Hollywood standards. But to he fair, there are also a lot of great zoomer movie enthusiasts!
 
Jerry was a freeloader
I read this in the lyrical rhythm of Jerry Was A Racecar Driver :autistic:

Jerry was a freeloader
He spoke ebonics so goddamn fast
He never did win no fishbucks
But he never did come in last
 
My full Danjak collection
 

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Furniture is going in the garage, except for personal items and beds, so the fish are sleeping in the house tonight. I guess tomorrow they leave. Hopefully they run into Jin in house 2.
 
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