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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
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Unironically wish they'd get this sick disgusting crippled freak off my screen. Makes me want to throw up seeing him crawl around in his diaper with his deformed contorted body like some sort of Silent Hill monster.
Agreed. No desire to keep it on the TV as long as I might glimpse that freaking affront to humanity.
I would take Ricky over Fatty every time.
How about neither.
 
if they're doing the space thing already, my best guess is they're going straight to the S3 house and they decorated it to be space themed. but idk how they'd make that last four weeks... maybe we get Pirate Tank, too?
Is there are precedent for a pirate theme, like with the space theme?
I was hoping the bit was that they would leave tomorrow after putting all the beds on a uhaul tonight but another post says they told htem to leave them lol
Jet might look like a lesbian, but he apparently doesn't act like one.
 
Is there are precedent for a pirate theme, like with the space theme?
During S3 Jet and Ben were doing a bit (although possibly being serious at the same time) begging for investors in the confessional pitching their dream seasons and Jet's was spaceship themed while Ben's was pirate theme.
 
One would think with Nick as part of their circle they would know how not to buy a fucked up house, and how to renovate one to the point where it would sell
Nick is the one who convinced them it would be an easy flip and it would sell to a Fishtank fan. Nick isn’t some kind of real estate wizard, he’s a comedian and an ex car salesman
 
During S3 Jet and Ben were doing a bit (although possibly being serious at the same time) begging for investors in the confessional pitching their dream seasons and Jet's was spaceship themed while Ben's was pirate theme.
That kind of rings a bell! Pirates would probably more fun whenever production checks out (which I'm pretty sure will happen at some point), as space needs more immersion, I think.
But in a perfect world, where production is doing their job for the whole season, space would be really, really cool. Direnc already looks like an alien anyways!
 
I won't dispute her being nontent a lot of times, but I like her a lot more than most of the other nontent fish from other seasons. She defeneatly has potential and she does try. I'm also completely biased because she's a terminally online women, who likes sonic and lolcows and that just makes her very relatable for me.
A zoomer not being terminally online is basically a unicorn these days. Remember that Ellie was roughly 12-13 years old when Covid hit and California went completely fucking mental with the lockdown mask shit so her early teenage years were defined by the most insanely draconian measures in the country right when a teenager would be beginning development of most of their lifelong interests and hobbys.
 
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