🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
I noticed that Fishtank Live disappeared from my recommended videos on YouTube for roughly a day and a half. Today, it was back. Coincidentally, this seemed to correspond with Ricky's appearance and departure from the show.
 
They really should’ve backed her chair up against the wall—just like in those police interrogations. It would’ve sent a clear message: If you’re thinking of walking out… you’ll have to go through me.
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Ever Seen A Rolex said:
Letty is great and all, but the whole "are you gaaaaay" thing that she does to every single guy she's trying to fuck with is getting old. It's a very boring way of making people squirm. Glad this weird guy blew right past it.
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She (imo) is clearly doing a character, trying to be Charli-XCX BRAT plus 00's Mean Girls plus 00's Valley Girl Airhead types that are "Like omgz... they are roomates... ur gay or something cause like literally lets just dance babe"
 
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I am locked in. What are the odds someone gets eliminated when they transition into "The Box"? I can see a Musical Chairs/Limited Space/Race to get in/Pushed out situation.

I'd place a bet that it's either Ellie [Period, Boring, Asian] or Daniel [Challenged Jet's ego]. I finally caught up and all memes aside, I agree with the Kiwi Hive Mind in that killing off Freddy, Aryeh and maybe Seth would be too much for 12 days in. Do they need to do the full 6 weeks or does it end early if there's only 1 remaining? Considering legal trouble are they banking on it getting the Monty Python Holy Grail ending for the season and starting over in a fresh place / taking time off for Sam to review Jet's grotesque mismanagement of the show?

Should I apply to be on Season 5?
 
Mörkö said:
$1500 to embarrass yourself and creep out a high school aged girl LIVE! I’ll never look at any medical professional the same way again…
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Jet and Sam have a chance with the next whale who pays big bucks to creep on the tank by hiring a Chris Hansen look-a-like who will do the whole "Could you take a seat over there" and grill them Fishtank style.

Even though it would be hilarious, they won't do it because it will kill that cash-cow option.
 
Aryeh serenading Doctor Steve and Ellie with Weird Al covers,you can hear him bellow throughout the house
Now he’s singing Dentist from little Shop of horrors.
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FUHRER POSE
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Daniel & Dr. Cross started a wrestling beef.
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He never stood a chance.
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Chang is unimpressed.
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Daniel has been chained to the wall.
 
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