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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Polychromos said:
I know Jet has been fucking contestants behind the scenes, but this is probably the worst he has behaved on camera in this regard...
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Yes, and remember, Angelina revealed in her interview with Burt that Jet was having regular zoom calls with her for around two months before the show started, while Jin didn't get any regular in his interview.
timestamp: around 34:00

So since Ellie turned 18 only a short time before S4, its possible that Jet started talking and doing regular zoom calls with her when she was 17, so he could then start flirting with her and do puppy role-play together on the show.

>*snaps fingers* now start sucking
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Nihil Jung said:
The smaller cast this season really made them more developed characters. That being said, I remember people were pretty comfy last season with fish until the child groomer defense force arrived in Famous House and people lost a lot of stock. I can only imagine where we go from here!
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Ravier Xavenblood said:
Brandon was really the point where S3 fell off with no return. Up until that point the season was great and the content kept flowing but then this forced Simmons 2.0 shit and general culture war bs ruined it. The fact that the wiggers didn't do a thorough background check on him still shocks me to this day.
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It sucks because if that Brandon shit would've never happened, I feel that S3 would be the greatest season wiggers have pulled off. God, I remember almost fedposting a few times when the gorls were defending Brandon, Burt was because he wanted to fuck him and Luke and the mormon were the only people who said "wait... no. that's fucking weird"

I know the consensus at the time was "well, they are normies with liberal views. what do you expect" but I still believe that no matter what you are, putting children in drag is fucking weird.
 
Osama Bin Laden said:
It sucks because if that Brandon shit would've never happened, I feel that S3 would be the greatest season wiggers have pulled off. God, I remember almost fedposting a few times when the gorls were defending Brandon, Burt was because he wanted to fuck him and Luke and the mormon were the only people who said "wait... no. that's fucking weird"
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Unpopular but I still stand by that it acted as a good shit test and the fish collectively failed. Binx had been becoming nontent and Sam had already told her Burt wasn't getting the money. She needed to use that situation to prove she deserved to win and failed miserably.

They were told the purpose of FH2 and they all failed - Simbal immediately seethed and made himself come off as creepy (Indian debuff) and got himself out over his tantrum about Luke, Burt learned nothing and wanted to fuck the pedophile even after he got outed, and Binx and Payton were complete nontent other than Binx saving Burt and re-directing the elimination to Simbal. They had to plug pull it regardless of legal stuff I think because they knew Burt was next on the chopping block after Simbal because he creeped everyone out.

S4 is likely going to top it but S3 still cleared the other seasons hard and it wasn't close. The last two weeks of S2 were practically unwatchable. FH2 still had its moments (especially the Ball Brothers freestyle during head shaving and all of Luke's return and Simbal's subsequent crashout) and Vegas ghost tour, hotel eviction and Ball Brother's meetup were kino.
 
Well now I just feel like an alcoholic for drinking straight Scotch, though it's the only thing that keeps me sane while watching Fishtank.
 

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