🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
They've added a cam to the main site called LSDirector, it's like an AI morphing image type thing and I guess it's supposed to be what's happening in the tank but sometimes it seems to go off script.
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Escape from legal issues vs rushed bit to escape from legal issues vs bit proceeding as planned:

There are real legal complaints being made, and a few might result in charges. Same thing happened the first three seasons though. If you take them at their word, legal issues were the reason they left Season 3 house, but that could be a gaslight. Even if it's not, they could have just planned on moving at the two week mark to avoid problems in a similar way to avoiding problems in season 2 when the show was over before anything happened.

We know there was supposed to be a twist at the two week mark, which implies the move was planned. However, the twist was implied to involve the stripes, and this seemingly doesn't.

The house is clearly under prepared. One of the few things you can count on the wiggers to do well is set-design, and there's none. Sam and Ben both lacked costumes as well, when they both had them in blood games. The audio in the basement is terrible, which could be further evidence that it was a rush job, but things like audio quality are what the wiggers would fuck up even with all the planning time in the world so I don't think it's evidence in one direction or the other.

Another thing someone pointed out is that one of the transitions to ad break has a police car. Could be foreshadowing or coincidence.
 
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state of the StoX prior to elimination, Daniel and Aryeh the front runners to be gone.
 
filthypenguin said:
The house is clearly under prepared. One of the few things you can count on the wiggers to do well is set-design, and there's none. Sam and Ben both lacked costumes as well, when they both had them in blood games. The audio in the basement is terrible, which could be further evidence that it was a rush job, but things like audio quality are what the wiggers would fuck up even with all the planning time in the world so I don't think it's evidence in one direction or the other.

Another thing someone pointed out is that one of the transitions to ad break has a police car. Could be foreshadowing or coincidence.
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Sam does have costumes, his goldstriker suit is bespoke and he's added the stripes to it. Jet's also dressing how he did in s1. My take on the s2 house not being ready is that something was delayed or fumbled. Either the set construction or the electronics rigging. Their reno of that house looks like shit and they probably wanted to change it to look more like s2 and fucked some aspect of it up.
 
CarbonatedDelight said:
Any age man wanting to bang an 18 year old legal adult is completely fine. If you think otherwise you are part of the extremely recent internet based propaganda tank that is trying to reclassify 18 - 25 as kids still for some reason. Wise up.
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A little late here but you are right if that's what had happened. If a 36 year old and a 18 met in real life at a restaurant or a coffee shop, most of us would think the age gap is a little off but not weird.

What happened here is a 36 year old saw a 18 year old on a internet show, then proceeded to send love letters and stuffed animals to her for thousands of dollars. Some of those paid gifts were under the name Ellie's bloody cum. While sending the paid gifts he also posted and paid for TTS that @101 has found for us. The 36 year old then paid 15k to go on the internet show using his real name and as a joke (heavy air quotation) say weird things and go on a date with the 18 year old. In no way is this normal behavior.
 
filthypenguin said:
The house is clearly under prepared. One of the few things you can count on the wiggers to do well is set-design, and there's none.
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Last night was probably the first time Cowboy was available. People forget that he and Drdisrepect are part timers with their own stuff going for them and likely last night he was speed running the setup of internet connection to the house and setting up the rudimentary rigging they have going.
 
They definitely weren't planning this. They just had characters, costumes, zombie merch, lore, MREs, nuclear fallout bumpers, gas masks, and all the other stuff figured out in a few days. (which could actually be done, but I mean come on, it's the wiggers)
 
Okay I said it was nontent, but production stealing their supplies and the fish flipping out at each other is hilarious. Freddy is sick of wrench and her terrible mother goosinglol
 
parts of the argument about fred's alcoholism




 
Jet the Ghoul came down into the facility and told the fish the fallout is clearing up and that a "green new world" awaits them on the surface. However, mutant attacks will get worse because they know where the bunker is.
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Why the hell didn't they get Ricky for the fallout larp? He could've had an acting role tailor made for him as a mutated ghoul.
 
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