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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
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Reject decadent Western whore.
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No, Direnç is obviously the Haseki Sultan and head of the imperial harem belonging to the Grand Caliph Fheridi's Empire.
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Can we please get a 150 page spergout over them having this Patrick guy on the show? Worse than Andy Dick.
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Update: I made the joke before Arye did. :smug:
 
Why is DRNC crashing? She is still up there with Freddie as one of the strongest competitors

Edit- must have been a glitch on my end, it was showing her down with Daniel
 
Aim For the Top! said:
>Tune in
>Everyone standing in place like fucking zombies
>Literally like 30 seconds of dead air before a TTS pipes in

What the fuck man, they need to explain what the FUCK the deal is with them being "forced" out of the house, because this is ridiculous.
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Nuclear flame deluge happened and they are the only human survivors!!!!!! Believe it!!!
 
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Make-A-Wish-Tank sends Patrick Star on a special mission to a very special Jew.
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The closest Aryeh is ever going to get to heaven
>I liked in the first movie where you hit on that teenage girl despite being in your 30s
Subtle markypost or jab at Dr. Steve?
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Freddy has a surprisingly good singing voice
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Aidan said:
Life is Mizzy!
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Has enough time past that we can all admit Mizzy was a C- fish at best and only stood out near the end of season 3 because Binx fucking sucked ass and made her look good in comparison? I'm willing to be honest about it if you guys are.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Has enough time past that we can all admit Mizzy was a C- fish at best and only stood out near the end of season 3 because Binx fucking sucked ass and made her look good in comparison?
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I put Mizzy on the same tier as Trish, she was generally a good sport and tried during (most) challenges but wasn't all that interesting at the end of the day. No hate, just kinda whatever.
And much like Trish her greatest contribution was getting made fun of by Sam.
 
Maximilian Rez D'Fault said:
I put Mizzy on the same tier as Trish, she was generally a good sport and tried during (most) challenges but wasn't all that interesting at the end of the day. No hate, just kinda whatever.
And much like Trish her greatest contribution was getting made fun of by Sam.
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No hate from me either Mizzy like Trish was a good sport and was a decent fish she's just C tier. Average. Nothing to write home about. It's not a bad thing to be average.
 
THEY'RE GETTING KICKED OUT AGAIN LMAOOOOOO

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attractive_pneumonia said:
No this has always been a thing, there is even a math formula going back since at least the mid 90s of half your age + 7
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I find a bit bizarre that people on such a male-centric, anti-establishment, free speech message board would give heed to such an arbitrary and meaningless "rule" that is largely propagated by femcels.

Had my parents been aware of and followed it, then they'd have never got together, I'd have never been born, and they wouldn't still be happily married 40+ years later.

Albeit, they met in real life, not on the internet...

Fuck Fags I'm A Homophobe said:
actually it's been around since 1901, thanks to French author Max O'Rell,
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I just looked him up on wikipedia and "[in his 50s] he started a relationship with a much younger Broadway actress, Beatrice Gresham, who started living with him".

Hmmm....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_O'Rell
 
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