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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
I don't believe a word they say, their overall demeanor the entire season + the recent leaks would lead me to believe they knew they were on beyond thin ice from day 1 and their master plan to defeat local authorities was probably to hop houses every few weeks. Yes, boomers are shitheads, but the wiggers are not blameless in this either.
yeah, seems like this may be the best explanation. not that this was some masterful rug pull scam, but that they thought going from house 1 to 2 to 3 and only spending a couple of weeks in each wouldnt cause any problems. it was cocky and irresponsible, they should have just used a new house from the start knowing all of the risks. not the best look.
 
For those of you who are convinced that this is just one big gaslight, just a reminder that a dude on Twitter had been filing FOIAs and getting the police records of all of this happening before they even left the S1 house, including the fact that the house owner was being criminally charged before they announced it or it was confirmed. https://x.com/SlackerBluePod

April 16th - Cease and Desist | URL
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June 17th - Owner Summons | URL
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June 17th - Criminal Charges pending related to owner summons | URL
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Unless the wiggers decided to collaborate with this random 700 follower Twitter account to release fake police documents then I think it's pretty safe to say it's over. Also this is the guy who posted the police bodycam footage of Rachel and Luke first.
 
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“Nah bro it’s a gaslight it’s a neptunian ruse remember the audience is the butt of the joke it’s totally not over yes I did spend 1000 dollars on stox how could you tell”
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Unless the wiggers decided to collaborate with this random 700 follower Twitter account to release fake police documents then I think it's pretty safe to say it's over. Also this is the guy who posted the police bodycam footage of Rachel and Luke first.
Not a random, hes been making Fishtank stuff since at least S3. That said, those fines are nothing new, they were getting that heat in S1.
 
I laughed when during the recent right wing grift podcast he said you shouldn't consume media that involves schadenfreude considering the majority of his career is about putting other people through shit when they aren't in on the joke. They've done various sketches where the entire point is them abusing unaware Craigslist actors and the entire point of Fishtank is laughing at mentally ill people being pushed to their breaking point.
For a guy who says Adult Swim is dead he's still really into copying Tim and Eric. I do think he can be funny on his own but it requires going out and being the human puppet that he is, the more he's involved in the production the worse things end up.

One of the funniest things to happen this season wasn't even with the fish, it was when someone queued gay trance music and an old asian man climaxing while Jet lifted without a spotter*.
 
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excited for this now
greg to the rescue
cast is zac (creatures long haired ginger friend)
Blacksmith and his wife (from bloodgames)
Trisha from s2
and probably frank hassle
starts 18 days from now
 
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excited for this now
greg to the rescue
cast is zac (creatures long haired ginger friend)
Blacksmith and his wife (from bloodgames)
Trisha from s2
and probably frank hassle
starts 18 days from now
seGREGated was good. not Fishtank level good, but kept me entertained and scratched that itch for me for a week. will be tuning in now that we probably wont get another FT season until next year.
 
seGREGated was good. not Fishtank level good, but kept me entertained and scratched that itch for me for a week. will be tuning in now that we probably wont get another FT season until next year.
Fake Mr Beast makes Fake FishTank. It has a certain charm to it.
 
Does the Season 3 House being slashed mean that Xavier has been evicted off the property? Where will his journey take him now? He's been bumming around that place for months by now. Hope he ends up somewhere good.
You may find him at the nearest anime convention, maybe at the artists alley, maybe at the lobby trying to go to parties for free lodging. Wherever he goes, the black wind howls and the midnight hour will dawn again, for the Crows will caw and the dead will walk.
 
HE GAVE THE WIGGERS MONEY TALMBOUT "why they scamming me?" THIS NIGGA STUPID.
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For those that were following Jon's ADL how long did that last compared to season 4 before falling apart?
 
For those that were following Jon's ADL how long did that last compared to season 4 before falling apart?
it was complete dogshit and unwatchable from day 1 but they actually went the full month even if it was nothing but zoomers drinking beer and staring at their phones 99% of the time.
 
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These fucking retards. they knew the show was doomed from the start but went ahead with it so they could scam fans.
Reminder that these exact concerns were brought up years ago by fans and were ignored

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Don't worry guys the fish stox went towards mandatory Balenciaga drip for Jet, as for the leftover tokens I'm sure wiggers will find another french girl to get completely wasted and pass out naked on stream like last time that'll make up for everything.
 
For those that were following Jon's ADL how long did that last compared to season 4 before falling apart?
I think it ended 2 days early cause their morale was low. Jon basically gave up to run the show cause he's losing viewer everyday cause he's a retard and because most of his crew member left. The show ends with Van and Bleau (production member that still try to salvage ADL) arguing over who get to be poured by milk.
 
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