🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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The director feed on the website is still intentionally left online. The camera names are still displayed in the grid. The count of days continues counting, now up to Day 20.

Jet posted a video at an arcade with Aryeh on his instagram story two hours ago. It seems like Aryeh is in his peak form.

Did anyone get to the bottom of the painted stripes in each room of the S1 house?

 

[anliteralidiot]

Did anyone get to the bottom of the painted stripes in each room of the S1 house?

Only schizo theories...

 

[Plasticise]

Seth did a short instagram live from the season 3 house at 4AM EST, and it looks like the whole crew is still partying but Seth and Aryeh are flying home tomorrow.
From his IG story:

Spoiler: Seth Story

And the live from Seth, it unfortunately dies shortly after D'wrench, Ellie, Dan and Aryeh who are all together somewhere else join the live

And Chip posted a IG story of Drunk Dan

Spoiler: Drunk Dan

 

[Chuck Shiesty]

I'm probably super late & gay but I find it odd Slackerblue uploaded this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9yK5gSrjKY

This dude is gonna become the Kinochet of the MDE/Fishtank space, I got a bad feeling about it.

The way they moved on to House 2 is too rushed to be part of some bigger plan. Suddenly doing Fallout LARP is way out of left field for the stock/rugpulling stuff. Simply does not fit. There is also how fucked up the setup was in House 2, nothing worked well so I believe that everything in House 2 points towards desperate improvisation, the tech, the LARP, everything.

IIRC Daniel mentioned they were all measured the day they arrived, and the Fallout suits were always part of the plan for the season (probably with how it bled into Bloodgames?). It wasn't a rushed bit from the LARP perspective.

 

[jimmybags]

Sorry if this is incredibly late but in this video Aryeh says that the grand prize was 8 grand? Foreshadowing?

 

[Blindeye]

This is pretty much 1:1 with my thoughts, and i think as more info. comes out it will get revealed:
- BG2 was unironically planned, they ran into gay legal issues
- realized fishtank cannot continue to be ran in this sort of scuffed way
- hastily planned a season that was always going to end early around the concept of being maximum scuffed
- theme season around shitcoins/penny stocks and "rugpull" us, the audience when the inevitable legal hammer came down
- funding for restructure secured, massively viral, retard zoomerfans fed narrative that it was all the evil locality who doesn't want a show as based and pilled as fishtank to succeed

A lot of this sounds plausible but I just can't believe it because, after watching this show for a couple years, it is unbelievable that they would plan a scam that sophisticated and pull it off successfully

 

[S.C.U.D.]

still blows my tiny mind that you can't just film a gameshow inside your own house. makes it really hard not to be a giant lolbert

Counterpoint: imagine being a normal person with a normal life and job living next to a Fishtank house.

One thing that seemed half-assed to me was that all the beef challenges that occurred when someone rang the beef bell seemed so made up on the spot and thoughtless.

But enough about season 2.

 

[cruisecontrol4cool]

End of Freddy's live when he yelled about Aryeh so much his Dad appeared.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

End of Freddy's live when he yelled about Aryeh so much his Dad appeared.
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36 year old man btw

 

[Rango Dango]

Sorry if this is incredibly late but in this video Aryeh says that the grand prize was 8 grand? Foreshadowing?

it was advertised that the grand prize would be 8k, only then they raised it to 20k then to 50k

 

[Rolex]

I think the thing that bothers me the most (aside from losing FT/BG for a while) is that we may never know what the payoff or even the general intention was for the scuffed theme this season.
No one can convince me that they were genuinely all just phoning it in and tired of doing Fishtank, that's clearly nonsensical. They put so much effort into getting the network up, the audio clear, the cameras looking good, getting a good cast, making extremely high quality ads and bumpers, bringing in Bam and Ricky, building a fucking halfpipe, making StoX function well, and a bunch of other shit.
The fake lack of interest and effort was transparent and pretty funny, but made no real sense and didn't provide any cohesion UNLESS they were going to pay it off in a big way.
So what the fuck were they going for?

You can't really blame fans for thinking there is some kind of bigger thing going on.

My only real guess at this point is that they wanted us to think Fishtank was losing steam so they could end it early at any point and justify a full "revitalization" once they came up with a game plan.

 

[hairazor]

You can't really blame fans for thinking there is some kind of bigger thing going on.

this is big brother what bigger thing?

 

[Pim Fortuyn]

Counterpoint: imagine being a normal person with a normal life and job living next to a Fishtank house.

Countercounterpoint: That's only because Sam Hyde does it. When a pack of niggers or pajeets moves into the house next to you, you can bet your ass no one will come to help you, regardless of what they do. Music and shouting 24/7, fire hazards everywhere, rape bunker in the basement? Condemn the house in a matter of days for code violations? The only thing coming for them is extra gibbs because the house they live in for free is sub par and a sob story about housing discrimination in the local paper.

 

[HexFag]

End of Freddy's live when he yelled about Aryeh so much his Dad appeared.
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Compressed this 357 MEGABYTE video down for people who can't load it into their browsers. I appreciate you archiving this shit, especially Instagram Live videos because those are a bitch to archive, but compress your shit nigga.

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

making StoX function well,

Stox made them nearly $350k in income, this wasn't some charity thing, it was a massive moneymaker bigger than season passes ever were. Aside from the Education Connection parody everything else was simple as fuck contracted out work like the contestant introduction sequences being art from Espi.

 

[Rolex]

Compressed this 357 MEGABYTE video down for people who can't load it into their browsers. I appreciate you archiving this shit, especially Instagram Live videos because those are a bitch to archive, but compress your shit nigga.
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Could be the mic but he sounds mushmouth'd up on coke

 

[Corporal Lewis]

Anyone knows if Extreme Peace EP3 is out? Preferably an illegal copy, that will teach the wiggers not to ignore C&Ds and ruin my favorite show. Jokes aside, I do feel bad how they got ran out of town, can they realistically send in Frank to that old jew's address to fuck with him or will that just get them (or Frank) into more trouble?

 

[Toilet seats vendor]

After all the new info, I've finally figured it out. The show is really over, but it was all part of the plan. And the goal was to mock Jomhas without bringing up their name (as Sam promised to do

• A rugpull season is a reference to the rugpull project (Dark Skyes) that started the beef with Ian, back when he published a kickstarter crap;
• The fact that wigger crew decided to record season 4 despite the 300$ fines is a reference to how the Jomha's started organizing Creator Clash 3 despite Creator Clash 2 being a financial catastrophe;
  • This was further parodied by the wigger crew teasing their announcement season 4 termination, a parallel to how r/Idubbbz jannies announced how the Jomha's are preparing a statement, which later turned out to be their resignation from organizing CC3;
• The joke of fishtank being a "gay show" and season 4 running exlcusively during June, is a reference to the classic Ian meme;
  
• Ricky Brewick (season 4 freeloader) also made a popular video with Anisa's husband;
  
• Freddy being tatted up and the fact that he was in a relationship with a prostitute is a reference to how Ian is tatted up and how he married a prostitute;
• The whole season can be interpreted as an allegory to Ian's latest content cop. Releasing a video in a Content Cop format was a way to garner attention by going retro (parallel to using the season 1 house [which itself is a reference to how Ian sperged out at Froggy Fresh around the time season 1 was live] ), and the fish moving to a basement may be a reference to how Ian recorded himself in a basement for the rest of the video;
  • Furthermore, Ben being bald in the finale is a reference to how Ian is bald in his video;
    
    
    
• Rachel being an ufunny, loud, and uninteresting fat woman who doesn't have any positive traits but keeps inserting herself into every piece of drama is a subtle reference to Frogan, who appeared in Ian's latest Content Cop;
• Jin getting kicked off despite the audience's anticipation of his further antics, and him getting replaced with Seth who nobody was interested in for like 5 days is a reference to how FroggyFresh got removed from the lineup for Creator Clash 2, and got replaced by some unfunny black dude whose name I forgot;
• Bam Margera's (washed up celebrity) appearance is a reference to how washed up youtuber and fortnite streamer Myth appeared on the CC3 lineup;
• Aryeh being a jew is obviously a reference to Ethan Klein. However, what's more important is his association with the alt-right group Proud Boys, which is a reference to how Hasanabi's retarded fanbase (ie. Anisa Jomha) labels Ehtan Klein as alt-right;
• Patrick Star hugging Ayreh is an obscure reference to this old photo of Ian:
  
  

There is more but I think you get the point. This was all a subtle joke meant to make fun of a single person. Is it funny enough to justify lying to your audience and betraying them by taking away the content they hoped for? Not really, but it's not meant to be funny. Sam did it to showcase how he's still obsessed with those who've wronged him in the past. Look at Extreme Peace, it's meant to show Tim Heidecker that he can't kill Sam's silly sketches. Sam is a psychopath, and he will do anything to get his revenge. What I'm trying to say is, if I were Hasan Piker, I wouldn't want to leave my LA mansion on August 15th at 3:14 PM PDT.

 

[anliteralidiot]

After all the new info, I've finally figured it out. The show is really over, but it was all part of the plan. And the goal was to mock Jomhas without bringing up their name (as Sam promised to do

This is schizo enough that I'm willing to believe it. Inshallah Anisa and Anisa's husband come back to Washington, and take their house off the market, before Sam gets it...

 

[Halloween23]

Its probably not an intricate planned out scam, the wiggers are just incompetent retards who thought they could actually pull off a season despite the government breathing down their necks. If it was planned they at least would have forced the show to stretch out till the1 1st of July so peoples cards get charged another $10.