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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Angie is still clinging on to her appearance on the show like a bad smell; Jin is shit talking Aryeh despite only being in the house for a few says; and Ellie is posting 10,000 memes an hour.

Angie is still as punchable as ever. That's all I took away from the last 20 pages. I don't know why the show had to end but I'm going to assume it's Angies fault somehow
 
Londo said:
Angie is still clinging on to her appearance on the show like a bad smell; Jin is shit talking Aryeh despite only being in the house for a few says; and Ellie is posting 10,000 memes an hour.

Angie is still as punchable as ever. That's all I took away from the last 20 pages. I don't know why the show had to end but I'm going to assume it's Angies fault somehow
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I realized who Angie reminds me of
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Londo said:
Angie is still clinging on to her appearance on the show like a bad smell; Jin is shit talking Aryeh despite only being in the house for a few says; and Ellie is posting 10,000 memes an hour.

Angie is still as punchable as ever. That's all I took away from the last 20 pages. I don't know why the show had to end but I'm going to assume it's Angies fault somehow
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The reason Angie is clinging on is because this is the biggest thing she will ever part of, if the abusive boyfriend will allow her to be.
 
Londo said:
Angie is still clinging on to her appearance on the show like a bad smell; Jin is shit talking Aryeh despite only being in the house for a few says; and Ellie is posting 10,000 memes an hour.

Angie is still as punchable as ever. That's all I took away from the last 20 pages. I don't know why the show had to end but I'm going to assume it's Angies fault somehow
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Angelina is obviously going to join that class of people like Jon, Jimmy, Scott, Betty, and Mizzy who basically beg to be on the show again. Sad.
 
Halloween23 said:
Angelina is obviously going to join that class of people like Jon, Jimmy, Scott, Betty, and Mizzy who basically beg to be on the show again. Sad.
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When sam told alex b that fishtank was the greatest thing he would be involved in in his life he was right, it is the same for many fish. why wouldnt they want to come back?
 
Does Alex have his own thread here? I struggled to find anything in search.
 
Sap said:
Does Alex have his own thread here? I struggled to find anything in search.
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Osama Bin Laden

🐟 Fishtank Thread 'Stephen Alexander Bernard / Alex B / Jacqueline Rodriguez/Bernard / Monkey Man / Cobra Kai'

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Stephen Alexander Bernard (also known as Alex B) is a 38-year-old (debated*) former FishTank Season 3 contestant. Alex B was an eccentric character known for constantly talking and often exaggerating or fabricating stories. He was a fan favorite amongst Fishtank fans but clearly showed similarities to previous mentally ill contestants like Jon or Jimmy. The best way I can describe Alex to someone who has never seen him before is to imagine someone with the drug addiction of Ethan Ralph and the manlet...
Reactions:Winner x 40 Informative x 15 Like x 20 Semper Fidelis x 1 Feels x 1 Autistic x 1
 
I know people have speculated that maybe the fishtank stuff is a continuation of the worldcorp stuff. I had a feeling it was fake in season 1 when Letty mentioned investing in Monero, but I think Jet just gets his old r9k friends to be on the show. What was with all the hebrew names this season?

Either way, Jet looks like Peter Lorre. Everyone calls him slavic but I know hes actually austro hungarian.
 
Halloween23 said:
Angelina is obviously going to join that class of people like Jon, Jimmy, Scott, Betty, and Mizzy who basically beg to be on the show again. Sad.
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It's a little unfair to include Mizzy with these people, she doesn't cause the wiggers or the audience any problems, she's a good sport, seems to care about the actual show itself, and doesn't show her tits on stream out of desperation to gain subscribers like Angie does.
 
Halloween23 said:
Angelina is obviously going to join that class of people like Jon, Jimmy, Scott, Betty, and Mizzy who basically beg to be on the show again. Sad.
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Scott has to be the worst Fishtank adjacent person ever. I hardly remember he even exists. His bit isny funny. He has no charisma whatsoever, and he is too shy to even lean into his gimmick. He fucking sucks. Sly Elliott is somehow less of a fag tryhard then that bozo.
 
anliteralidiot said:
This is schizo enough that I'm willing to believe it. Inshallah Anisa and Anisa's husband come back to Washington, and take their house off the market, before Sam gets it...
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He forgot one thing though.

JJJJJJ + "J" ason gold striker + "J"ewish guy who got fishtank shut down = a neo nazi dog whistle target to target Anisa and her Husband Ian "J"OHMA

J is the connection here. Always has been kiddo.

So mix that all together and what im saying is this has all be planned for years and you'll find 300 000 dollars in galaxy gas buried under the season 2 basement
 
Lake Cresva Diver said:
When sam told alex b that fishtank was the greatest thing he would be involved in in his life he was right, it is the same for many fish. why wouldnt they want to come back?
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Sam was right, because Alex is almost 40, and this is the furthest he's ever gotten without Daddy's money involved.

Angelica is still a young 20s girl, she can do better.
 
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