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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Its Vladi Bby said:
Scott has to be the worst Fishtank adjacent person ever. I hardly remember he even exists. His bit isny funny. He has no charisma whatsoever, and he is too shy to even lean into his gimmick. He fucking sucks. Sly Elliott is somehow less of a fag tryhard then that bozo.
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The amount of crazy messages I've seen Scott send in the Fishtank site chat while seething is wild. I can see why they haven't brought the guy back, besides being very boring he can't handle any heat at all, possibly worse than Jet in that way. Scott is the definition of "Internet Tough Guy"
 
Jet and Sam knowing during preproduction that they got a cease and desist and just saying "fuck it let's do it anyways we'll probably make enough in those first two weeks that it will be profitable!" is the most Jet and Sam thing ever.
 
We were talking in the chat about taglines for each season. How does this look:
S1: "Yeah"
S2: "Think it, dream it, do it"
S2.5: "It's a gay show"
Arson Dave Cell:???
Bitchtank: "I'm mogging you/Haley gang/We need to be making content/???"
S3: "It's funny 'til it ain't funny"
Streamstars:??? Dunno didn't watch that shit
S4: "Fuck around, find out"

Any opinions?
 
Maybe I missed it in the last few days, but has anyone compiled a list of the S4 fish's socials? I see Freddy and Aryeh's up here but has anyone else popped up yet?

(I do not care about Rachel or Angie at all)
 
Another aspect to the Rug pull schizo theory, the "Magic" theme. Peter Magic,Xavier,Lori Magic,the Magic Bucks, if you were to believe in Rug Pull Theory,then you can see Season 4 as an elaborate slight of hand "Dissapearing act" Magic Trick.
Best Robbari indeed
 
The Man With No Name said:
Maybe I missed it in the last few days, but has anyone compiled a list of the S4 fish's socials? I see Freddy and Aryeh's up here but has anyone else popped up yet?

(I do not care about Rachel or Angie at all)
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BullfrogBill said:
It's a little unfair to include Mizzy with these people, she doesn't cause the wiggers or the audience any problems, she's a good sport, seems to care about the actual show itself, and doesn't show her tits on stream out of desperation to gain subscribers like Angie does.
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I like mizzy. And I think she'd be a pretty good addition to blood games (she could put her 'acting' skills to use. lol)
TOO BAD THEY ARENT DOING BLOODGAMES *sigh*

But as far as like how i feel about past contestants - i rate mizzy somewhere around greg (which imo is high praise)
Also unlike every single other past contestant (except like.. burt and greg) she actually does interesting streams instead of like gay react shit or just vidya streaming. Her dressing up as reviewbrah was really good and the watermelon stream the other day was p funny.

I mean it prob is accurate she really wants to go on the show again, but I can't really blame her for that or see anything wrong with it.

tldr life is mizzy
 
Devil's Avocado said:
We were talking in the chat about taglines for each season. How does this look:
S1: "Yeah"
S2: "Think it, dream it, do it"
S2.5: "It's a gay show"
Arson Dave Cell:???
Bitchtank: "I'm mogging you/Haley gang/We need to be making content/???"
S3: "It's funny 'til it ain't funny"
Streamstars:??? Dunno didn't watch that shit
S4: "Fuck around, find out"

Any opinions?
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S3: HA HAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
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