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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
I love the entire Greg glow up arc since he was in Season 2
Greg did what TJ was supposed to have done in season 2. He had an actual character arc and became a new more outgoing person by the time he left the tank. If you compare Greg day 1 on Fishtank very anxious, a bit shy and nervous where he was doing his Mr. Beast shtick to Greg now it's clear as day the show changed him as a person. There's a very real argument to be made that Greg for a time was the main character of the last half of S2.
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Greg did what TJ was supposed to have done in season 2. He had an actual character arc and became a new more outgoing person by the time he left the tank. If you compare Greg day 1 on Fishtank very anxious, a bit shy and nervous where he was doing his Mr. Beast shtick to Greg now it's clear as day the show changed him as a person. There's a very real argument to be made that Greg for a time was the main character of the last half of S2.
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All 3 (full) seasons so far have had a really great subarc of "adopting" one of the freeloaders and trying to make their life better and it ending up being a way more compelling story than any of the Fish. S1 was Sam taking Fatty under his wing and convincing him to get his life together (new house, losing weight, etc.), S2 was fixing Gregs failing streaming career, and S3 was Luke who had burned out on art and Sam giving him an apparently pretty prominent job with MDE.
 
Is that new ink?
I don't remember the high schooler having any tattoos.
she had it in the tank as well i think its one of the temporary tattoos that were going around
its just still there because shes gross and doesnt shower
 
ellie was insistent on her being asexual, i really really don't think she'd go against that for a fucking nasty roach like jet
There's no such thing as an asexual woman (or man, for that matter) outside of a very small batch of brokebrain people. Zoomers saying they are "asexual" is just an excuse to not have to confront anything sexual because it terrifies them. It's also an easy way to be an "ally" and say youre on the LGBTBBQASS+ whatever acronym for faggot brownie points, and its a lot easier than claiming youre bi.
 
There's no such thing as an asexual woman (or man, for that matter) outside of a very small batch of brokebrain people. Zoomers saying they are "asexual" is just an excuse to not have to confront anything sexual because it terrifies them. It's also an easy way to be an "ally" and say youre on the LGBTBBQASS+ whatever acronym for faggot brownie points, and its a lot easier than claiming youre bi.
It's also a safe thing for women to tell autistic manchildren so that they don't get murdered.
"No, It's not that I'd never have sex with you because you're creepy. I'm just Asexual".
 
There's no such thing as an asexual woman (or man, for that matter) outside of a very small batch of brokebrain people. Zoomers saying they are "asexual" is just an excuse to not have to confront anything sexual because it terrifies them. It's also an easy way to be an "ally" and say youre on the LGBTBBQASS+ whatever acronym for faggot brownie points, and its a lot easier than claiming youre bi.
To me she reads as one of those xitter Gooner zoomers who claim to be “asexual” and “anti NSFW” but hornypost constantly and draw very suggestive fetish art all the time but get really defensive when you point out that hypocrisy .
 
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i believe ellie is "asexual" just about as much i as believe that jet is a competent show runner
 
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