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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Paul-Denton said:
a bunch of the skits are so frustratingly close to being funny. The sets are good, the bumps between skits are good, they got that animator that did the S1 intro to do their intro stuff. he's prolly high-rate, he does a lot of work for popular rappers. Just feel like they either sat and thought about it for too long and created a product of what they thought people wanted or they just don't care. I don't like to think the latter I want the best for all this shit
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Nick recently had some anecdote in a podcast where he met another couple at a hotel pool, and some badass teenagers said "fuck you" to the other guy's wife so Nick stepped in and lectured the kids on how to speak to women properly. Sam said people should get fired if they tweeted that they wished Trump got killed by the PA assassin. I don't follow Charls anymore but I'm sure there's a similar coming-of-age story there too. Moralfags might make good fathers and businessmen but they make shitty comedians.
 
Why was Sam mad? She was right.

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Madison Grant said:
Feels like not being brought in for S3 was a slap in the face.
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Seeing Scott burning the wigger bridge is great, he was easily the second worst recurring character after Fatty.
I wish i had the clip of it, but after his last appearance on anything fishtank related during bitchtank, Sam made some comments about him and how he disaproved of Scott doing the fake cheating in the bathroom bit with Haley. Sam was talking about how it was not something he would not have done and how it was a bad joke to do or something like that. Letty also called him out for showing up to the s3 house during bitchtank uninvited and that might have been the last time he was ever on.
 
Frank posted an old Furt video. Their dynamic is so fascinating, I don't even know what to make of it but I love it.
 
Ellie says degradation is the best way of getting her attention:

Ellie almost says "niggas":
 
I want you all to know that I had my very first dream about a Fishtank girl and it was, of all people, Direnc. Hooked up. She was super sweet. If I had to experience it then you gotta hear about it. Sorry.
Suffer with me, Mason
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Seeing Greg drunk like that is sad to me. Not sure if he's mostly sober outside of streams or if this is who he's become, but it's not ideal. Maybe I'm just a fag about drunkenness idk

Scott finally burning the bridge is funny. His investment into each season he was on was commendable, but he didn't add enough to the show to be worth whatever they paid him. The fake Haley hookup in conjunction with the Discord gaslight was probably his best work. I'll never forgive him for depriving us of Xavier v Crackhead combat though, that alone was worth booting him for.

The Man With No Name said:
I'll stick my neck out for Charls here, I've found his sketches to be the most "like him" without muddying about what was funny about them in World Peace. Nick and Sam have been the weakest.
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Gonna watch ep4 today but so far the Charls Streamer Breakup sketch was by far the most World Peace-esque sketch of the first 3 episodes. Super funny, not weirdly on-the-nose, and the ending is the type of bite MDE does best. Hope to see more of that in the final episodes.
 
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Did anyone at all archive any of the chest cam footage from BG1? There was some gold that I caught when it was live but I'm not seeing anything but director clips.
 

Aryeh is apparently trying to meet up with a woman who is a rapist?


I can't find anything else on her other than she had a channel. She's claiming to be his girlfriend, she deleted a picture she had with Burt and is trying to get Aryeh to fly out to see her the weekend? Someone's on Seth's twitter post said 4chan "doxxed" her and she's clean, but this video said otherwise?
 
Madison Grant said:
ScottSullivanMMA just went live and is shittalking production
Feels like not being brought in for S3 was a slap in the face.
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The thing he's talking about is just the Wigger Business Practices.
They tell everyone that they're cool and then ghost them.
Then they bring someone else in to do their bit next Season.
Bex said they did the same thing to her before S3 in an interview.
Bex Interview the segment is at about 10:00
 
NylonPython said:
The thing he's talking about is just the Wigger Business Practices.
They tell everyone that they're cool and then ghost them.
Then they bring someone else in to do their bit next Season.
Bex said they did the same thing to her before S3 in an interview.
Bex Interview the segment is at about 10:00
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Someone in production wanted to do her and they either got pissed she turned them down or the rest of production figured she was too much of a distraction. Still bullshit, she seemed like a good sport and hard worker.

That fucking fat retard interviewing her annoys the shit out of me. We really don't have anyone in the community less annoying willing interview FT people?
 
WeDrinkRitalin said:
I can't find anything else on her other than she had a channel. She's claiming to be his girlfriend, she deleted a picture she had with Burt and is trying to get Aryeh to fly out to see her the weekend? Someone's on Seth's twitter post said 4chan "doxxed" her and she's clean, but this video said otherwise?
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It's obvious Aryeh is in a Chris Chan GF trolling arc.
He's too Austistic to know that she's just telling him what he wants to hear.
The offseason is just so packed with content that it's like the C or D plot.
I just hope she's luring him out so that he can be cucked by a man in a pickle suit and not gaslighting him into fucking his parents.
 
NylonPython said:
It's obvious Aryeh is in a Chris Chan GF trolling arc.
He's too Austistic to know that she's just telling him what he wants to hear.
The offseason is just so packed with content that it's like the C or D plot.
I just hope she's luring him out so that he can be cucked by a man in a pickle suit and not gaslighting him into fucking his parents.
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I just found this video. This girl exists because here she is. There has to be a reason that she wants him out there.
 
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