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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
The only upside of bg2 being cancelled is that it lessens the chance of Binx ever showing up again.
My gut feeling is we will never see her ever again, seems like shes one of the contestants the wiggers immediately cold shouldered. Atleast I havent seen any post tank interaction between the two.
 
:Jimmy is the fourth Fish in the Magic Stars lineup
An update on Jimmy's appearance on Magic Stars:
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My gut feeling is we will never see her ever again, seems like shes one of the contestants the wiggers immediately cold shouldered. Atleast I havent seen any post tank interaction between the two.

She streamed with Aryeh last night and said that while joint streams, etc. are fine, she doesn't want to directly associate with the tank because it could jeopardize her sponsorships. She had Aryeh join her stream, but refused to joint stream with Alex, etc.
 
She streamed with Aryeh last night and said that while joint streams, etc. are fine, she doesn't want to directly associate with the tank because it could jeopardize her sponsorships. She had Aryeh join her stream, but refused to joint stream with Alex, etc.
...Sponsorships? How well is she doing to have a sponsorship? lol
 
...Sponsorships? How well is she doing to have a sponsorship? lol
I don't know what she has going for her but a lot of small podcasts get sponsorships, they're more about using the referral code and probably don't amount to much. I doubt she has a stable sponsorship worth much. She's a low tier egirl.
 
What's the point in lying? Tayleigh has already said she's scheduled to be on the site for a stream on Tuesday and both Tay/Jimmy were on the site when they did this same thing last year. I'll never get why the wiggers have to act like even the dumbest shit is top secret.
My guess is that Mints or whoever preemptively put Jimmy's name up before the decision to include him was 100% finalized. May even be covering his own ass by telling Jet it was some kind of computer issue.
 
What's the point in lying? Tayleigh has already said she's scheduled to be on the site for a stream on Tuesday and both Tay/Jimmy were on the site when they did this same thing last year. I'll never get why the wiggers have to act like even the dumbest shit is top secret.
I think when you are working with the wiggers nothing is set in stone until you are actually live. They wing most things, change their minds often, people drop half the time, etc. Everything is subject to change until the last minute, and they don't like to announce things and set expectations. If they just pretend everything was "part of the plan" and keep it under wraps they can pretend whatever product they actually put out was what they promised the whole time.
 
Rachel has decent legs all things considered. Fitness arc incoming? I see a marathon runner in the making
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I think when you are working with the wiggers nothing is set in stone until you are actually live. They wing most things, change their minds often, people drop half the time, etc. Everything is subject to change until the last minute, and they don't like to announce things and set expectations. If they just pretend everything was "part of the plan" and keep it under wraps they can pretend whatever product they actually put out was what they promised the whole time.
I think the fake no prize money ending to s1 wasn’t planned in retrospect
 
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I tuned in and she's sitting there, smoking, and lip syncing poorly sometimes. Riveting.
Yeah, she seems to have run out of ideas already.

Rachel has decent legs all things considered. Fitness arc incoming? I see a marathon runner in the making
I know you're joking, but yeah the fat has already destroyed her body. The amount of surgery needed after losing all of the weight would be way beyond her means, not to mention that she'd just look like an old, flabby woman. It's so fucking important to never become obese, or at least to correct it before you turn 21 if you ever want to look normal.


Editing to add that Ted has joined Burt's stream. :gay: Kill me
 
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Clips aren’t working but Alex B has learned to handle TTS pretty well. For everything except his sexy meathole mother, that is
 
Extreme Peace has been getting better each episode. Charls Rooftop sketch was my favorite, but Dominican RoboCop was the most objectively funny. Curious to see how 5 and 6 stack up.

Missing out on Alex B in Bloodgames 2 has me so pissed, I don't even know what to do with myself.
Agreed, the rooftop sketch with Charls is my favorite sketch of the show so far, so funny and quotable.

"There's no Disney if you lose!"
"Michael please, if you don't let me get the roof done I'm gonna beat yer ass"
 
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