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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
jenna raiding said:
SPICTANK JUST DROPPED
It's just a mexican fishtank, they have their own site and everything. I kneel
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Apparently you need to pay to even access all cameras? Not even the wiggers are this jewish.
edit: I'm retarded they're streaming it on youtube
 
Rachel gets fired from MAGIC STARS and breaks down crying and repeating "IM SORRY" over and over
Rachel got in trouble with mints for some reason i cant really piece together, somebody said it was because Rachel sent Angie messages between Rachel and Mints to get sympathy from Angie, and Angie leaked the DM's she was sent, and this upset Mints, who got mad at Rachel and not Angie? Whole thing is confusing to me. Apparently Angie also showed in the DM's that they are planning on replacing magic stars with something else soon?
EDIT: heres the full thing courtesy of Nico_avchd without my scuffed audio
 
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The Real Taylor Swift said:
If yall recall Jet alluded to a 3rd project that wasn't Fishtank nor Bloodgames. I assume it was for that. It's much too small for either, so who knows what the project was going to be.
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I don't recall and I think they've already bitten off more than they can chew so should sort themselves out or drop something before trying something else.
 
Plasticise said:
The quality of this is shit since i didn't realize my OBS was picking up my mic, but i haven't seen it clipped anywhere so whatever enjoy the backround noise of my dryer running and my keyboard clicks

Rachel gets fired from MAGIC STARS and breaks down crying and repeating "IM SORRY" over and over
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Rachel got in trouble with mints for some reason i cant really piece together, somebody said it was because Rachel sent Angie messages between Rachel and Mints to get sympathy from Angie, and Angie leaked the DM's she was sent, and this upset Mints, who got mad at Rachel and not Angie? Whole thing is confusing to me. Apparently Angie also showed in the DM's that they are planning on replacing magic stars with something else soon?
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Anything Mints is involved in is fake. Jimmy and Tay have been trying to stream all day and Mints said something earlier about seeing if they can add some extra slots which they haven't done so they're probably are gonna replace all the current contestants with fresh faces soon and he thought this would be a funny bit.
 
Plasticise said:
The quality of this is shit since i didn't realize my OBS was picking up my mic, but i haven't seen it clipped anywhere so whatever enjoy the backround noise of my dryer running and my keyboard clicks

Rachel gets fired from MAGIC STARS and breaks down crying and repeating "IM SORRY" over and over
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Rachel got in trouble with mints for some reason i cant really piece together, somebody said it was because Rachel sent Angie messages between Rachel and Mints to get sympathy from Angie, and Angie leaked the DM's she was sent, and this upset Mints, who got mad at Rachel and not Angie? Whole thing is confusing to me. Apparently Angie also showed in the DM's that they are planning on replacing magic stars with something else soon?
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Such a mournful whale song.
 
sum ting wong said:
Anything Mints is involved in is fake. Jimmy and Tay have been trying to stream all day and Mints said something earlier about seeing if they can add some extra slots which they haven't done so they're probably are gonna replace all the current contestants with fresh faces soon and he thought this would be a funny bit.
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There are weird as fuck terms for doing this though, you have to be live 24/7 and sleep on camera. Something that basically no fish wants to do once they're off their season so its no wonder they have basically nobody willing to do it.

They're now down to 2 fish, apparently Angelina got smoked because her kid brother kept walking onto the stream. 1 day in and already down half the cast, wiggers taking L's as a matter of course.
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Aidan said:
I don't recall and I think they've already bitten off more than they can chew so should sort themselves out or drop something before trying something else.
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It was hinted at on the investor stream but it's all moot now since everything's been canned, but yeah maybe lesson learned on that front.
 
attractive_pneumonia said:
Angelina got smoked because her kid brother kept walking onto the stream.
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She was making a fuckton of noise and singing in her parents house, and since they can hear everything you could hear her parents texting her to quiet down

After she left her room to probably get yelled at by her mom, she comes back and says shes going to pack and leave and starts packing. Stream ends when a kid wanders into frame after AB had warned her before at least once to get the kid off of the camera.
 
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the host demonstrating the "refresh" fish toy.
you stand in a bucket and get soda poured on you lol

i like spic tank
 
DapperShark said:
NGL the Gunt could genuinely be an amazing freeloader, I guess the main concern would be TTS making him sperg out and quitting early (does spictank have TTS?).

I mean regular Binx is already hispanic, she's Cuban iirc.
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Ralph is probably fucked from participating because the show is actually in el salvador. I don't think he has his passport issue fixed and el salvador has been cracking down on illegals entering the country.

EDIT: Mexican benji on estanque had a very wholesome confessional about how he loves the fans and his gf. He also said he wants to go hard like his last name cienfuegos which means hundred fires.
 
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Why did nobody archive the little twitter spat between Jet and the Mexican fishtank runner? Someone posted this image in sneedchat but didnt put it here. Common Jet L and he deleted his posts over getting smoked in this exchange.

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