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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
While Alex B was a top contestant of fishtank, he is also a huge idiot nepobaby who directly and indirectly through his wife caused a lot of issues for season 3 and should be held responsible in part for bringin it down.
I understand your point, but remind me whose ingenious idea it was to invite the wife on to begin with? Production should have known the risks associated with pushing a mentally unstable and retarded fish to their limits. They had two seasons worth of experience to know this. Who would have guessed that the drug addict and his deranged family would have caused problems when poked enough.
 
I understand your point, but remind me whose ingenious idea it was to invite the wife on to begin with? Production should have known the risks associated with pushing a mentally unstable and retarded fish to their limits. They had two seasons worth of experience to know this. Who would have guessed that the drug addict and his deranged family would have caused problems when poked enough.
The wife was already causing problems before she came on. She was the one who was first calling the police every day. Bringing her on was either a make or break for Alex and either way it solved the issue. Not the cleaning way to handle it but it got her off their backs.
 
mints is unironically a tranny janny
it wouldnt surprise me to find out hes also a reddit mod
he was always a faggot in the discord, its not something he just does for the show
I think he's the one who censors the word troon, which makes sense, he's a pathetic little twig.
 
if you don't think this is ironic I really don't know what to say man
Mints is actually a BWC alpha male gigachad lone wolf mystery man. Both of these videos were filmed by slutty virgin 10s, spinner Asian tradwifes with GGGs and vaginers the size of a dime. The filming location? A mock basement he built on his megayacht that he bought shorting tether and selling ketamine to Elon Musk. The megayacht’s location? In the hull of a nuclear powered aircraft carrier that he stole from the Russian navy in the Baltic Sea during Operation Atlantic Resolve.

Why is a man’s man that sexy, badass, and downright sexy a chat mod on Fishtank.live? Let’s just say, the story of Mints has only just begun…
 
The wife was already causing problems before she came on. She was the one who was first calling the police every day. Bringing her on was either a make or break for Alex and either way it solved the issue. Not the cleaning way to handle it but it got her off their backs.
if Alex nutted up and left her there it would have been the greatest Fishtank moment of all time, it was absolutely worth the gamble considering she was gonna keep swatting the house regardless.
 
if Alex nutted up and left her there it would have been the greatest Fishtank moment of all time, it was absolutely worth the gamble considering she was gonna keep swatting the house regardless.
Sam's speech to him in the kitchen made the whole thing worth, even if he did go full retard right after and not take a word of it to heart.
 
Non-Americanized hispanics are already used to living with a dozen people in smaller houses than that with essentially zero peace and quiet. Aside from not going outside, this shit is no more difficult for the contestants than any given summer in a typical south American home.
Producción have to amp up the conflict to 11 to get the most out of this project, but if they do it will be funny as fuck.

Should we take bets on the time frame of Fishtank's triumphant return? Lmao
My guess is it will be back in some manner or another in November. Probably another stripped down season while they get back on their feet. The ".5" designator doesn't have to be reserved for Bloodgames, since Bloodgames is becoming more of its own thing anyway.
My guess is it will be back but it will be proven pretty quick that they didn't really improve upon anything and will still be the chaotic semi-disaster it always is.
 
Not sure what you mean. Yes, he is the most perfect lolcow that ever was on fishtank. Only Jon and Rachel come close imo. Him being a problem for everything he is involved in is seperate to him being a lolcow or not though.
I understand your point, but remind me whose ingenious idea it was to invite the wife on to begin with? Production should have known the risks associated with pushing a mentally unstable and retarded fish to their limits. They had two seasons worth of experience to know this. Who would have guessed that the drug addict and his deranged family would have caused problems when poked enough.
Production doing production things. Tbh Alex never ended up doing anything on the show, as he is far too afraid to go through on any of his threats. Only his wife should have been escorted so she couldn't have assaulted people freely.
 
This how boring shit is right now?
Arguing about some fag like Mints?
It's actually pretty fun as background noise. Burt and Alex B are at war. It's being going on for like a year but it was cold until very recently. Alex B spitting naruto lore dressed as a crip and rapping eminem lyrics but replacing certain words with "Burt" and "Milkdud". Burt has a fishtoy to make fun of Alex's dead dad and has been sending him trolling TTSes all day and following his stream.

I'm enjoying it :smug:

Burt fishtoys:
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Alex B fishtoys:
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I understand your point, but remind me whose ingenious idea it was to invite the wife on to begin with? Production should have known the risks associated with pushing a mentally unstable and retarded fish to their limits. They had two seasons worth of experience to know this. Who would have guessed that the drug addict and his deranged family would have caused problems when poked enough.
Rules are rules. You quit the show and walk out without being officially eliminated you don't get paid your fishbux. The real question is if the fish actually get a baseline pay for even being on the show in the first place or not, if so you would think getting this money should be guaranteed. But I think it's a good rule that you don't get your fishbux money if you quit the show.
 
This shit's funny and I'm tired of people who think it isn't. Fans and all these community fags trying to get clout are incapable of being the butt of the joke ever. The Mints power tripping mod bit has been genuinely funny and I'm still confused how it continues to go over everyone's head that he's doing a character, Jet's IG stories before S4 started revealed Mints is gonna be doing that bit for the season.
I don't know, man. The cloutgoblins were already the butt of the joke during Streamstars when none of them actually got on the show. The guys who were trying too hard and ruined their lives ARE the joke there. The chill people who knew what was up and just streamed for fun were the most successful.
 
This how boring shit is right now?
Arguing about some fag like Mints?
During season 4, one of the main points of discussion, pretty much anywhere, was Mints huge butt. While some of the memes were funny, I worry less about the state of the fandom, whenever it's about his stupid bits.
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Mizzy went live with Aryeh from a restaurant while dressed as Incredibles characters
I hope they're not going for daughter and father with this.
 
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