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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Burt showing Letty his pussy licking technique.
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In the name of equality, she also asked him to show off his dick sucking moves.
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Letty is MILKING this man for content and I love it. And then he farted on her by accident.
 
Should we take bets on the time frame of Fishtank's triumphant return? Lmao
My guess is it will be back in some manner or another in November. Probably another stripped down season while they get back on their feet. The ".5" designator doesn't have to be reserved for Bloodgames, since Bloodgames is becoming more of its own thing anyway.
It seems like they are rushing to get something going so I guess it will be this year at least. Sam's statement was they would be getting it back in a matter of months. If they have enough money to just start again without needing the cash from selling the properties they already sit on then I think they will be able to actually get it back within the stated time-frame.
 
Frank and his GF (GF is off screen and looks a good 10 years younger than Frank) have entered the gooncave.
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EDIT: Franks GF in question
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To be fair, it's South America, coke's big there. Wasn't there a community in San Juan Chamula that made Coca-Cola into a religion?
That's what makes it exceptionally funny to me. If done correctly using Coke as an incentive could he a really funny gimmick.
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This says alot about our Society
 
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Poor Frank's girlfriend lol. Right after they entered, the girlfriend went into another room. Frank motioned her to come out, she then brought out a computer chair and sat away from everyone. Aside from hellos, she hasn't said anything.
 
this is the first time ive tuned into any of the stream shit post tank and its actually almost content
 
Yesterday, I was having one of those days in which heating up a can of alphabet soup felt like a monumental achievement. The kitchen was dim, lit only by the flickering overhead bulb that I'd been meaning to replace for weeks. As I stirred the soupy letters with my spoon, I couldn't help but smile at the childish comfort of it all.


That's when I noticed something strange. The letters weren't just floating randomly—they seemed to be arranging themselves into words. At first, I thought it was just my tired mind playing tricks on me, but as I looked closer, the message became unmistakably clear.


"FISHTANK NEEDS MORE COWS AND MINORITIES IF THEY PLAN ON BEING SUCCESSFUL SHOW ON THE INTERNET"



 
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