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I think they should honor Ben's wishes and do it in a double wide trailer painted to like a pirate ship, with hammocks, hard tack and rum for all
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PickledPorky
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Burt gets hit by Frank's gf, he hits her back.
(Sorry for the clip pausing, ppv fucked up on my end.)
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I've been playing Danganronpa for a while and would kill to have a Danganronpa-inspired Fishtank.
All contestants are forced to eliminate each other in a sneaky way and have a 12 Angry Men-esque trial every time someone is eliminated to determine "whodunnit". It's just perfect and would generate lots of drama and content by ripping it off.
All contestants are forced to eliminate each other in a sneaky way and have a 12 Angry Men-esque trial every time someone is eliminated to determine "whodunnit". It's just perfect and would generate lots of drama and content by ripping it off.
This greentext reminds me of a certain Bosnian director
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I think the Memphis Design would work well with Sam's character from Famous House.
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Dragon Ron Paul would make a better Blood Games setting imo. Sam strikes me as an OG Ron Paul guy
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SPICTANK UPDATES:
>Maria quit the show because Benji cut up her plush, she said it was unfair and she was being put off the spotlight. Production was ultra coddling her rachel-style but she left anyway
>Sara showers with (and possibly has sex with?) Beto despite her being married. Her brother in law shows up in chat and says he will tell her husband
>The Cell has started
>Maria quit the show because Benji cut up her plush, she said it was unfair and she was being put off the spotlight. Production was ultra coddling her rachel-style but she left anyway
>Sara showers with (and possibly has sex with?) Beto despite her being married. Her brother in law shows up in chat and says he will tell her husband
>The Cell has started
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Alex B is speaking out about Jackie. Still think he will crawl back to her.
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I don’t think you’ll realize how it is to live with a compulsive liar who is a leach and lies about everything the weird thing is she makes a lot of statements and has no proof zero whatsoever again I have a video recorded of her holding a blade to her wrist saying she’s going to unalive herself if I left her I don’t want to show this video and I’m not going to but if something weird happens, I will be forced to show it so again I would rather not take it this far, but she keeps crying and won’t stop and whining and whining and whining. Remember the first time y’all ever saw her. That was the one time you saw her and her own form I get to deal with that every day of my life. You all have no idea. Someone who hasn’t worked in over four years didn’t pass. The ninth grade showed in her words, her children, but it’s OK to never get a drivers license. She encouraged it. I did so much I was nicer than I’ve ever been to anyone in my life. I shared my livelihood. I even moved states I made a deal with the kids. If they got their licenses I’d buy them a car. I’m such an asshole I know. Another reason I have so much pent-up anger is Jacqueline uses the fact that she knows I won’t touch a female, even if they have a blade at my throat and remember you can check my YouTube VODS. Not only did she admit three times and three different videos she was laughing about holding a gun to my head when she thought I was on the phone with someone when it was just on my mom at 10 AM and she laughed about it, and I do it again too. The video is still up for your viewing pleasure also admits to holding knives to my throat and such. All I ask is peace. She always said she’s gonna leave please can I ask her to leave? I asked her to leave. She always says oh yeah I will blah blah blah, but never ever ever does. And she also said if I was invited to any special shows or anything that I would come back to our house with everything pond, and that she would put holes in all the walls. Before she met me, she left the state of Texas twice ever she took one of those tour buses to a casino in Louisiana and when she was younger, she went to Mexico in Colorado to live with her mom and her dad she appreciates nothing ever and even right now being in this room was too much. She didn’t want me to have a normal job because I would be around females when I was late to Alex Stein. It’s because she stood in the driveway in front of my car for 20 minutes Yeah because I really wanted to be late for Alex Stein. I had to lie and say it was traffic. I haven’t been able to give my honest opinions on fish, even if it’s completely platonic which it all is it’s weird because if I do that, even talking about a friend, she loses it. And then she threatens me and threatens me and threatens me and threatens me. She doesn’t want me around females even at a normal job OK so she didn’t want me to go off and do a show somewhere but even being here in this room because evidently I am “Entertaining women”. Even though with all her lies and slander, I actually wish her no ill well whatsoever I wish the best for her I honestly do, but I’m not gonna sit there and let her lie anymore. She’s so jealous. I can’t even stream alone in a room and she will just continue to tell you how much she doesn’t care but she knows more about fishing than I do and she wants a platform so bad and spends 90% of time talking about how much she doesn’t care believe me she cares… try living a man with a monster every day who just undermines you and I’ve caught her in so many lies. It’s ridiculous. o7 phase 3.
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Please let it be Jan.
BingBongDingDong
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Do we think jimmy got to drink any of his BG2 prison wine before the prod got shut down?
skrod
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Sam Hyde went on the Harland Williams podcast to promote Extreme Peace while in LA. You should watch for yourself because it’s awkward and entertaining. Here’s a summary. It’s slightly biased against Sam because I think he came off bad here.
Full episode on Harland's channel
Clip of just Sam trashing the set
- If you don’t know, Harland Williams is a comedian who uses absurdist, often intentionally unfunny jokes to throw off his guests and make them the butt of the joke for reacting uncomfortably. That's a quick general summary of Harland’s style from someone who doesn’t know him well, but the context is important.
- Harland sets the interview up by saying they just installed new cameras and mics so there will be technical difficulties. Throughout the interview there are interrupting cuts to “technical difficulties” graphics. This will be important later.
- Sam brought on Nick, Charles, Eric Hayden, Alex Schultz and Damiel.
- Nick, Chuck, and Damiel all chime in a few times but Eric and Alex don’t say anything.
- Sam tries to do the same thing he did on Matan’s show by trolling the troll host.
- Sam gets Damiel to stand next to Harland (who is sitting) to put him off guard but it doesn’t work and Harland instantly calls Damiel “lasagna lips” and everyone laughs
- Harland asks Sam if he’s Jewish. Sam seems a little thrown off.
- After Harland talks about his iphone, Sam tries making a serious point about tech companies but Harland doesn’t engage
- Sam tries to make another political point about Indians but it is brushed over by Harland who just keeps making silly jokes
- Sam asks Harland if he’s jewish and Harland says “maybe I am yeah, I had a bar mitzvah when I was 13”
- Sam says “Are we gonna do the thing where we lie the entire time or did you really have a bar mitzvah when you were 13?”
- Harland admits he’s not jewish
- Sam says “talk tuah” and Harland asks if that’s an Eskimo name and if Sam would like to go to “Eskimo”. Sam says no because Alaska is the rape capital of the world because indians (native americans) are so barbaric.
- Harland replies, “Can we have a rape talk? I’d love to talk rape. Have you been raped? You look like you have.”
- Sam seems frazzled by this.
- Sam flips it on Harland and asks if Harland has been raped, to which he responds yes and tells a joke story about being raped
- Harland again asks Sam, “Have you ever been raped?”
- Sam: “No.”
- Harland: “Would you like to be?”
- A few Harland non-sequitors later Sam asks, “Is the whole podcast like this? Is it just straight nonsense?”
- Harland then asks Sam if he likes nature. Sam says no. Harland tries to throw out a nature fact about gorillas anyway: that gorillas make nests in trees every night when they want to go to sleep.
- Harland says he’d love to see Sam make a gorilla nest
- Sam says “Right here?” and then trashes Harland’s set, destroying or at least disconnecting all the mics by flipping over the desk.
- The audio is much shittier for the rest of the interview.
- Sam starts man-handling Harland and tries to shove him into the “gorilla nest” he just created
- Harland starts wrestling with Sam. He doesn’t break character so it’s hard to tell how angry he is, if at all.
- Harland says “I don’t even know if we’re recording anymore I think the cameras all cut out”
- Sam keeps leaning on and manhandling Harland as the interview continues
- Nick and Eric look extremely uncomfortable as both their Irish faces turn bright red. Damiel flees the set as soon as Sam wrecks it.
- Harland brings in cookies and Sam refuses to eat them because they have seed oils in them.
- Sam keeps manhandling Harland and Harland doesn’t let up on the jokes. Nick looks like he wants to crawl out of his skin as he says to Eric, “This is fun.”
- Harland wants to get back to the interview and says to Sam, “So tell me about your childhood.”
- Sam slaps Harland in the tit in response and then says “Stop fucking around. You’re taking serious stuff and making it funny and silly.”
- Sam refuses to let Harland feed him a seed oil cookie
- Sam and Harland bond over the fact that both of their fathers were ballerinas (lol)
- Harland asks Sam to tell the folks watching about his "fabulous new sketch show"
- Sam explains the entire backstory to World Peace’s cancellation and the road to Extreme Peace and all of it is cut due to “technical difficulties” via graphics mentioned earlier
- Sam asks that Harland comes to the Extreme Peace premiere and Harland agrees after assuring Sam he’s not fucking with him and then winks at Nick
- Harland asks Sam to “tell us about your journey with the gang, how you got here…”
- Sam says “You are just making fun of us”
- Harland says he went to animation college just like Sam. Sam says he hates animation students. Harland says “I hate them all. I hate you. I really hate you, and I love you.”
- Sam: “You better come to our show or I’m gonna trash your fucking house.”
- Harland: “I’ll trash your wife. I’ll trash your sister’s brace face.”
- Sam: “You’ll trash her pussy?”
- Harland: “I’ll trash that too.”
- They wrap the episode with Harland saying he’ll go with them to Sam’s premiere and fuck his sister
- “Any final words, Sam?”
- “One love… and heil hi-” - cuts to technical difficulties screen and podcast ends
Full episode on Harland's channel
Clip of just Sam trashing the set
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Danganronpa-tank would be kino. Imagine Sam trying to do a Monokuma like character. 999-tank would be fun too but nobody who signs up for Fishtank would even be able to figure out the base mechanic.
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Nick was visibly cringing at Sam. Sam was acting like a total sperg it was really strange. I think he thought it was going to be like Matan's podcast or something. Harland's a jokester but he never trolls people or anything. Sam just made himself look like a grade A goober for the first time I've ever seen. Unless Harland and him planned all of this before hand, harland is never going to have anything to do with MDE again.
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Sam really needs to lay off the TRT or trenbolone or whatever the fuck he's taking because this was just embarrassing. The other MDE guys were good sports but Jason Egostriker here just couldn't handle some banter.
And lol at Harland's "Have you ever been raped?" bit. You know who else said that word for word? Onlyusemeblade. While blackout drunk.
Figure it out, person!
And lol at Harland's "Have you ever been raped?" bit. You know who else said that word for word? Onlyusemeblade. While blackout drunk.
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Freddy will be in the Burt Tank in ~1 hour 
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sperg hyde
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Those pictures of the schizo Jimmy warnings about the prison wine are so damn funny, I have them saved on my phone and look at them every now and then just for the dopamine boost. I love that crazy bastard.
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A lot of Nu-MDE zoomer cultists are parading around going "You idiots don't know this is a bit?" because they know if it's not Sam looks like a total jackass. But that's the story of MDE right? MDE gets into the limelight and Sam sabotages it by being Sam. Even if it was a bit I don't think Sam came across great either way. Sam tends to get exposed by actual standup comedians and never knows how to "yes and" along with them. I like MDE, more so their old stuff, but god damn if Sam and his wigger crew make it incredibly hard to recommend them to anyone that isn't terminally online.
Foster
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I can't upload the clip rn, but because the bags went unattended for so long and no one could "burp" them they went sour and so jimmy plans to move it into a home project.
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Joker Jimmy never died, he just changed his character skin.