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[<3 norafawn]

errrmmmmm
betty is banned from the site rachel

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I don't think anyone will recognize her with clothes on.

No . We all love Betty and think she’s cute and amazing. Fuck off Channing.

Here’s the complete list of best fishtank girls as fact-checked by Snopes:

1. Betty
2. Meghan (obviously), Delaney
3. Smaack
4. Ellie

Reuters Fact-Check: True.

 

[A Distant Northern Land]

I know it’s a little MATI but that podcast had everything that sucks about MDE right now. One of the wigger retards shoved up front, Sam bringing up Jews or Indians and the joke is just saying “Jews” or “Indians” and not an actual joke, Nick cringing his ass off because it’s this or going back to selling rugs and cars, Erick and Charls quiet, Sam trying to intimidate someone with his size and it just comes off as gay instead. The Harland goy/koi thing was probably the funniest part of this train wreck.

 

[bookers]

betty doing chicken dance

 

[4chan.org]

It's obvious Hyde took offense to Harland taking offense at the philipino dude hiding in the back. Harland starts the confrontation by making mean spirited unfunny jokes and forcing him to speak in the mic over n over. I give props to Hyde for standing up for a friend.

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

We do not know this very straight black man who arrived with Freddy's name yet. He said he will only do gay stuff "if there's a bunch of bitches here too" and he did not consent to kissing Burt. Him and Freddy for sure were pre-gaming prior to showing up, the unnamed black cowboy is pretty drunk already.



Bonus:
Burt Freddy Kisses


Edit: His name is Ferg

 

[KingFrampt]

Idk I feel like if I took the time out of the day I'm hosting a premiere of my show to go on a podcast and it turned out to be a bullshit gag I'd be pretty pissed too

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

 

[Zjierb]

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Violence has entered Burt's home. I don't have clips but he's also swung an empty beer bottle at Frank a few times.

 

[KingFrampt]

Violence has entered Burt's home. I don't have clips but he's also swung an empty beer bottle at Frank a few times.

Why is this happening?

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

Why is this happening?

Frank has been slapping Burt a few dozen times tonight, and Burt finally worked himself up and started hitting, slapping, swinging stuff at Frank and Frank laughed and talked shit the entire time. TTS + Frank worked Burt into a tunnel vision frenzy and he just kept getting more and more angry.

In short: Autism

 

[Zjierb]

Frank has been slapping Burt a few dozen times tonight, and Burt finally worked himself up and started hitting, slapping, swinging stuff at Frank and Frank laughed and talked shit the entire time. TTS + Frank worked Burt into a tunnel vision frenzy and he just kept getting more and more angry.

In short: Autism

It also seemed like a portion of it was Frank pressing Burt to put on the vest and goggles? That was at least the straw that broke the camel's back. Burt also threatened to call the cops which feels out of place given Burt was absolutely wailing on Frank. He even went so far as to toss what looked like Dayquil in Frank's face?

Edit: Frank just fucking split because it sounds like someone (Burt?) may have called the cops.

Edit 2: Burt just took his stream down. May well be staged but it's hard to tell given the tone.

 

[OrangeJuliusEvola]

Idk I feel like if I took the time out of the day I'm hosting a premiere of my show to go on a podcast and it turned out to be a bullshit gag I'd be pretty pissed too

If they spent a minute googling Harlan, they'd realize what his shtick is, and acted accordingly, which in this case, would have meant turning it down or sending in Damiel dressed as Sam and everyone pretends he's Sam.

Instead, no one bothered checking shit and Sam let his ego fuck everyone else over again.

 

[EenGevolg]

It also seemed like a portion of it was Frank pressing Burt to put on the vest and goggles? That was at least the straw that broke the camel's back.

Apparently he ruined Burt's vest (the one Frank keeps telling him to put on), and that started the shitshow.

Danganronpa-tank would be kino. Imagine Sam trying to do a Monokuma like character. 999-tank would be fun too but nobody who signs up for Fishtank would even be able to figure out the base mechanic.

Bold of you to assume Sam wouldn't give anyone who likes Danganronpa enough to suggest it the Brandon treatment. The whole thing with Chihiro would be more than enough.

Sam Hyde went on the Harland Williams podcast to promote Extreme Peace while in LA. You should watch for yourself because it’s awkward and entertaining.

He did not come off all that well, almost as if the joke does not work on people who are actually capable of dishing it back, especially not when you're a TRT-filled grifter that can't take it.

 

[Agares]

Frank has been slapping Burt a few dozen times tonight, and Burt finally worked himself up and started hitting, slapping, swinging stuff at Frank and Frank laughed and talked shit the entire time. TTS + Frank worked Burt into a tunnel vision frenzy and he just kept getting more and more angry.

In short: Autism

And now the cameras cut. All we can do is wait for the aftermath of the sped fight.

Whatever you people do, do NOT tune into Rachel's stream right now. I can't unsee the shit I've seen.

 

[Foster]

It also seemed like a portion of it was Frank pressing Burt to put on the vest and goggles? That was at least the straw that broke the camel's back. Burt also threatened to call the cops which feels out of place given Burt was absolutely wailing on Frank. He even went so far as to toss what looked like Dayquil in Frank's face?

Edit: Frank just fucking split because it sounds like someone (Burt?) may have called the cops.

Edit 2: Burt just took his stream down. May well be staged but it's hard to tell given the tone.

 

[Queesechake]

Here's another clip from the Harland Highway showing how much Nick did not like what Sam was doing. Must have felt more awkward than a whore in church.

 

[Blindeye]

Idk I feel like if I took the time out of the day I'm hosting a premiere of my show to go on a podcast and it turned out to be a bullshit gag I'd be pretty pissed too

Going on a popular comedy podcast without doing any research into what kind of show it is or how they treat their guests is something usually done by people much stupider and less connected than Sam

 

[Null]

re: Harland, please use Sam Hyde's thread.

ok you guys know I'm an evil jealous a-log when it comes to Sam Hyde but honestly what the fuck was he thinking. I have no clue who this Harland is but the podcast felt like a feedback loop, where you hold up a mic to a speaker and hear the same thing over and over again until it becomes a piercing screech.

 

[TheBridgeburner]

It's a gay male dating show.
And that's a good thing.
Love and peace on planet Earth.

 

[bookers]

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the way frank talks to him is so funny
"stahhpp. youre acting cuhrazzyy"