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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
S.C.U.D. said:
Smaack fucking sucked, stop simping.
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If by "Smaack fucking sucked" you mean she was a cringe libtard then yeah I guess so, but that's what made her so good in the Fishtank. Well, that and her high energy optimistic personality, which is a huge rarity of a personality to have in Fishtank and I loved it. I don't rate the fish on who's the most based chud I'd want to hang out with or fuck, but on what they bring to the show. Smaack joking around with computer was top notch and she didn't know she was talking to Sam Hyde's fanbase the whole time. When computer turned on her started insulting her regularly instead of complimenting her it was great and her reactions were always high energy. I wanted to see how someone of her personality would fare in the show when the heat got turned up but she was pulled out before that could happen and it's a shame.
 
The hearing for appealing the zoning by-law violation:
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"Commercial film violation" could probably be argued semantically by a good lawyer.

More on Zi Qian Zhang, Sam's alleged money launderer and owner of the property.
I don't know who to believe so I'll leave it up to someone more autistic to dig through this gigantic heap of information. It's an anonymous board so take a lot of it with a grain of salt.


Side note: Tay is streaming Earthbound and Alex Jones on youtube.
 
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BullfrogBill said:
I think both s2 and s4 proved that it is a problem to cast fans for many reasons. The fish are uninteresting when they know everything about the show, they have no respect for Jet or Sam because everyone that watches Fishtank hates Jet and Sam's guts, you can say it's funny that they have no respect for Jet and Sam or whatever but at the end of the day if Jet and Sam have no authority then the show is over, the women that are fans are women like Binx and Angie - Garbage.

I don't understand the appeal of watching fans be fish, I find it the most annoying and literally dumb shit for the wiggers to do to their show. The very concept of the show thrives on having people who aren't used to this kind of shit be stuck in a house with Sam Hyde for 6 weeks. I don't want to watch Sam yucking it up with his fans like Fishtank is just an MDE convention (this is what s2 and s4 felt like a lot). Meanwhile, fans that come on the show as freeloaders usually are legendary. It's not a hard pattern to spot.
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I mostly agree with your sentiment, but I did think Derich, Freddie and the gooner were sort of entertaining in their disrespect for Sam and Jet. I also think that Derich and Freddie were top tier fish, but they were more "aware" of Fishtank and less "fans" of Fishtank.

A lot of people seem to be saying that Fishtank is too big to be casting people unaware, which is absolutely laughable. This shit is a tiny, tiny niche in the internet. I know plenty of young women that are aware of streamers and actively follow and support them, yet none had ever heard of Fishtank. Some of these women were even aware of Hyde himself, but had never heard of Fishtank.

S3 had a solid cast that was carried by a couple of once in a lifetime fish, but they also had a pretty great group of freeloaders as well. It was the first time they really tried for a theme, and they nailed it the first week. But Sam was already trying to blow it just a week or so into it, this was very evident in the most attractive challenge. He was uncharacteristically mean spirited, and mean spirited in a way that didnt line up with the gaslight. I think he was already looking to coast a week in.
 
here is a clip from a few days ago of betty dressed as a clown, eating pizza with her feet if you're into that sort of thing (may God help you)
 
Greg is a smart man for not streaming ConGREGated on the FT site. Like it or not, he has his own brand and not being down with the ultra edgy shit makes sense. Even though Frank motherfucking Hassle is involved, but he seemed toned down in SeGREGated.

There's room for a more wholesome FT offshoot that isn't Bloodgames.
 
Ravier Xavenblood said:
Greg is a smart man for not streaming ConGREGated on the FT site. Like it or not, he has his own brand and not being down with the ultra edgy shit makes sense. Even though Frank motherfucking Hassle is involved, but he seemed toned down in SeGREGated.

There's room for a more wholesome FT offshoot that isn't Bloodgames.
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Greg and Franks friendship is honestly very sweet to me. Anyone who remembers all the mygot stuff and how hard he went in on Chibi to the point of calling his mum and now he is just friends with the biggest gay degenerate reetard and Greg is such a shift.

Like can you image the guy who made this phonecall becoming friends with Burt who is debatably a bigger autistic deviant than Chibi.
 
Marche said:
Greg and Franks friendship is honestly very sweet to me. Anyone who remembers all the mygot stuff and how hard he went in on Chibi to the point of calling his mum and now he is just friends with the biggest gay degenerate reetard and Greg is such a shift.

Like can you image the guy who made this phonecall becoming friends with Burt who is debatably a bigger autistic deviant than Chibi.
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Did Chibi actually sext minors? I'm not too familiar with old school Frank lore and it sucks that a lot of it has been lost to time. I haven't been able to find that video from when he visited that fan who lived in a hoarder house.

I know Frank was pretty brutal with Greg and Burt when they were in the tank.
 
Marche said:
Greg and Franks friendship is honestly very sweet to me. Anyone who remembers all the mygot stuff and how hard he went in on Chibi to the point of calling his mum and now he is just friends with the biggest gay degenerate reetard and Greg is such a shift.

Like can you image the guy who made this phonecall becoming friends with Burt who is debatably a bigger autistic deviant than Chibi.
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I remember watching the classic myg0t when the videos first came out, I never knew Frank was involved with them. Then again, I didn't noticed Jace/Jan/Ravenblood first appeared in Ideas guy as the "The Taliban are the heroes, of all transexuals" guy.
 
Apparently Burt's been "acting". He was playing a scene he did where he got a little rapey with an unfortunate Hispanic inmate in his BURT jumpsuit.
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Ravier Xavenblood said:
Apparently Burt's been "acting". He was playing a scene he did where he got a little rapey with an unfortunate Hispanic inmate in his BURT jumpsuit.
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That's more than likely the main reason he was in LA, he commissioned more actor demo reels from JIG Reel Studios and Relentless Filmworks. It's the same thing as this was, basically spending $500 (per reel, $700 if you're only getting one) on a short acting performance you can send out when trying to get an actual gig.
 
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Apparently Burt's been "acting". He was playing a scene he did where he got a little rapey with an unfortunate Hispanic inmate in his BURT jumpsuit.
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Ravier Xavenblood said:
Apparently Burt's been "acting". He was playing a scene he did where he got a little rapey with an unfortunate Hispanic inmate in his BURT jumpsuit.
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I genuinely believe Burt is the illegitamate son of the late Maury Travis, a notorious serial killer who was active in the the St Louis area. He was caught in 2002 but omanaged to kill himself before he could be placed on trial. Schizophrenia is heritable.
 
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