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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Mints issued the "order a stripper challenge" and Burt apparently was able to find a stripper willing to come to his apartment and dance on stream at 4:30am.
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Damiel was a freeloader in season 1, as this youtube comment points out:
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Damiel appeared on a podcast! So I would argue that discussing this is relevant to the fishtank thread. He may have played a larger role in the outcome of this podcast than we thought...

This guy on youtube has been making videos giving his "analysis" of it and I think they're kinda funny. Two parts are available so far.



 
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Temu Glock Switch said:
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I genuinely believe Burt is the illegitamate son of the late Maury Travis, a notorious serial killer who was active in the the St Louis area. He was caught in 2002 but omanaged to kill himself before he could be placed on trial. Schizophrenia is heritable.
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That would be fucking insane and absolutely hilarious



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The hearing for appealing the zoning by-law violation:
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"Commercial film violation" could probably be argued semantically by a good lawyer.

More on Zi Qian Zhang, Sam's alleged money launderer and owner of the property.
I don't know who to believe so I'll leave it up to someone more autistic to dig through this gigantic heap of information. It's an anonymous board so take a lot of it with a grain of salt.


Side note: Tay is streaming Earthbound and Alex Jones on youtube.
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Mr Zhang is a chad imo
 
Fishtank: Reality TV Simulator is already on (a not big enough) sale. The wiggers are really retarded with how they insist on catering to whales by setting insane prices for anything fishtank related, and it's really annoying to see how they keep doing that despite it already failing on numerous occasions. I'm sure they could've actually proffited from this shitpost game when it launched by setting the price to 10 bucks, which is a reasonable price for a shitpost game related to a then ongoing web series.

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Toilet seats vendor said:
Fishtank: Reality TV Simulator is already on (a not big enough) sale. The wiggers are really retarded with how they insist on catering to whales by setting insane prices for anything fishtank related, and it's really annoying to see how they keep doing that despite it already failing on numerous occasions. I'm sure they could've actually proffited from this shitpost game when it launched by setting the price to 10 bucks, which is a reasonable price for a shitpost game related to a then ongoing web series.

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I agree generally but I think they're doing an okay job of maximizing whale income before reducing prices for the everyman. Inflation has effectively made whale abuse a requirement in order to stay afloat as a digital creation company
 
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Toilet seats vendor said:
Fishtank: Reality TV Simulator is already on (a not big enough) sale. The wiggers are really retarded with how they insist on catering to whales by setting insane prices for anything fishtank related, and it's really annoying to see how they keep doing that despite it already failing on numerous occasions. I'm sure they could've actually proffited from this shitpost game when it launched by setting the price to 10 bucks, which is a reasonable price for a shitpost game related to a then ongoing web series.

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They always lower TTS/SFX prices during off season streaming too.
 
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who the fuck is this guy whos always on rachels stream
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that is bakedbukowski. he is also the one who was with her on burt's stream before magic stars.
not entirely sure what his deal is... mostly observed him sending the weirdest tmi blog messages to goblina during stream stars (the woman in the wheel chair on your screencap)...

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Mints issued the "order a stripper challenge" and Burt apparently was able to find a stripper willing to come to his apartment and dance on stream at 4:30am.
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absolute degen shit... i'm sure sam approves.
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guess rachel and michael (pretend?) fucking on stream wasn't enough yet. if they keep this going they might end up in trouble with stripe again. pornographic content and open copyright violations...
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I Am Not Really said:
that is bakedbukowski. he is also the one who was with her on burt's stream before magic stars.
not entirely sure what his deal is... mostly observed him sending the weirdest tmi blog messages to goblina during stream stars (the woman in the wheel chair on your screencap)...
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absolute degen shit... i'm sure sam approves.
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full recording:

guess rachel and michael (pretend?) fucking on stream wasn't enough yet. if they keep this going they might end up in trouble with stripe again. pornographic content and open copyright violations...
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That's absolutely the most overt sexual content ever shown on the site. I'd be very surprised if this doesn't cause them problems.
 
jDBHXsmSf said:
Million Dollar Extreme Presents: Extreme Peace EP05 - EVERYONE IS SPECIAL.
FULL EPISODE RIP

1080p mirrors (all streamable)



XL01 - The First AI (HQ)
FULL RIP

170MB 1080p mirrors (all streamable)
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I like how in the middle of the candy news skit theres just "INDIA STINKS"
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I didn't get the entire stream, but I have the last 47 minutes after Freddy and Gay Guy already arrived. Enjoy, it's good content.

I also captured the 3 hours when Frank comes back. Aside from the cops banging on the window and door, it's not that exciting and most of it is Furt being chill. It took several hours to upload these five, so I may just provide clips of the interesting content. Thanks for being patient.





 
banquet said:
Damiel was a freeloader in season 1, as this youtube comment points out:
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Damiel appeared on a podcast! So I would argue that discussing this is relevant to the fishtank thread. He may have played a larger role in the outcome of this podcast than we thought...

This guy on youtube has been making videos giving his "analysis" of it and I think they're kinda funny. Two parts are available so far.

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Why are you informing us of who Damiel is? Everyone here knows who Damiel is: a drug addled retarded friend of the wiggers that got thrown on as a plant who spent 90% of the time asleep or on his (barely) secret phone, got mogged by a literal retard into leaving, came back and had a meltdown because a larger man stole his shoes he'd owned for a single day and took out his anger on a scrawny girl despite her not having anything to do with his missing shoes, then left the show via made up excuse about a fake baby because he couldn't admit that the show was too hard for him despite being allowed to have his phone and leave the tank.
 
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