🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Agares]

So are any of the other Fishtank houses back on the market besides the new one they never used?

 

[Bingo Enjoyer]

lets fucking go, seems like the most promising fishtank clone

Greg came in a dawg, his content was shitty and gay and he certainly wasn’t successful but he was already in that #grind mindset. Probably a bigger point to be made about the ability to fundamentally change who you are as a person once you’ve reached adulthood. Even Chris is just a less fat version of the autistic retard he was 5 years ago.

And that’s why I’m announcing my new project, MinnowTank. Ten-year-olds. 40 of them in a secluded compound on the Oregon coast. Navy SEAL-inspired training focusing on underwater reconnaissance, tactical search and destroy, and small arms/explosives proficiency.

Challenges? We do missions.

Eliminations? Not coming back from this one.

Six weeks? Try six years.

Live broadcast? Only in China.

Final challenge? You’ll just have to tune in and see.

爱国

 

[Charnel Ground]

Mints issued the "order a stripper challenge" and Burt apparently was able to find a stripper willing to come to his apartment and dance on stream at 4:30am.

Spoiler: nsfw

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absolute degen shit... i'm sure sam approves.
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Spoiler: nsfw clip

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https://x.com/SCHITZ_P0PIN0V/status/1946131809122865662

Holy shit this is foul. Actually the most disgusting thing I've seen on Fishtank-related media, and I watched the piss wrestling cell live.

 

[bookers]

spictank had a challenge where they would put milk in their mouths and slap each other with pool noodles.
whoever spit out the milk first would lose

during this challenge, a ubereats delivery dude showed up and they were able to convince him to participate in the challenge.
he accepted and made it to the final 2 and won (although maybe slightly rigged)

everyone was so hyped about the ubereats delivery dude showing up and just doing this that the host sat him down, gave him a beer, and asked him if he wanted to stay and hang out.

he has accepted.

delivery dude is a legend.

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

spictank had a challenge where they would put milk in their mouths and slap each other with pool noodles.
whoever spit out the milk first would lose

during this challenge, a ubereats delivery dude showed up and they were able to convince him to participate in the challenge.
he accepted and made it to the final 2 and won (although maybe slightly rigged)

everyone was so hyped about the ubereats delivery dude showing up and just doing this that the host sat him down, gave him a beer, and asked him if he wanted to stay and hang out.

he has accepted.

delivery dude is a legend.

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Only in Mexico

 

[Sam Losco]

spictank had a challenge where they would put milk in their mouths and slap each other with pool noodles.
whoever spit out the milk first would lose

during this challenge, a ubereats delivery dude showed up and they were able to convince him to participate in the challenge.
he accepted and made it to the final 2 and won (although maybe slightly rigged)

everyone was so hyped about the ubereats delivery dude showing up and just doing this that the host sat him down, gave him a beer, and asked him if he wanted to stay and hang out.

he has accepted.

delivery dude is a legend.

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That's a brilliant way of bringing in a freeloader. Just act like the delivery guy decided to stay. Take notes Jet.

 

[Agares]

spictank had a challenge where they would put milk in their mouths and slap each other with pool noodles.
whoever spit out the milk first would lose

during this challenge, a ubereats delivery dude showed up and they were able to convince him to participate in the challenge.
he accepted and made it to the final 2 and won (although maybe slightly rigged)

everyone was so hyped about the ubereats delivery dude showing up and just doing this that the host sat him down, gave him a beer, and asked him if he wanted to stay and hang out.

he has accepted.

delivery dude is a legend.

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Are they getting ready for the El Estanque biathalon? That's a lot of hot dogs...

Seeing Mexican Binx cooking them makes it fucking funny.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

I haven't watched any of spictank but it sounds like they're doing better at fishtank than the real thing lol. Hire that brown man Sam Hyde, he's obviously more competent than jey neptropn.

 

[bookers]

I haven't watched any of spictank but it sounds like they're doing better at fishtank than the real thing lol. Hire that brown man Sam Hyde, he's obviously more competent than jey neptropn.

hes honestly done a very good job. and its hard because he's balancing spanish speaking and a english speaking audience.

Only in Mexico

they're in el salvador.

 

[Piss Jugman]

they're doing the hotdog challenge on el estanque rn

 

[burtinoff]

hes honestly done a very good job. and its hard because he's balancing spanish speaking and a english speaking audience.

they're in el salvador.

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anything that provides even a sliver of competition to fishtank is a win in my book. shoutout El Estanque

 

[Marche]

they're in el salvador.

All Latinx countries are mexico

 

[bookers]

All Latinx countries are mexico

no thats not true. mexico has a women communist jew leader (old world)
el salvador and argentina have leaders who want to brush that kind of thing away. (new world)

 

[Maximilian Rez D'Fault]

$500 grand prize holy based

I know it's just a formality to have some kind of prize and obviously it isn't a very high budget production but it's funnier to pretend that all it took to get Trish out there was the chance to win $500.

 

[bookers]

I know it's just a formality to have some kind of prize and obviously it isn't a very high budget production but it's funnier to pretend that all it took to get Trish out there was the chance to win $500.

she would go out there for free.
trish is a good sport and i think she also got into a relationship with someone with money.
she's living her best life and can do whatever

 

[Piss Jugman]

im negl el estanque, even if you dont understand most of it, fucking rules. Just with the pricing alone, $10 gets you a beer or cig delivery, the wiggers could never

 

[bookers]

im negl es estanque, even if you dont understand most of it, fucking rules. Just with the pricing alone, $10 gets you a beer or cig delivery, the wiggers could never

its so much better than it has any right to be.
the cameras are always on the actions and the dude who runs the show is very involved in it.
thought it would be stupid, but its actually been very good.

 

[Piss Jugman]

its so much better than it has any right to be.
the cameras are always on the actions and the dude who runs the show is very involved in it.
thought it would be stupid, but its actually been very good.

you can tell the showrunners actually give a fuck, even if it doesnt have as much production value that still means a lot. fr a breath of fresh air. also rn the white boy is mansplaining scottish history to the delivery guy lmao shit is hilarious.

 

[Lady Rackets thong]

nico is getting paid to clip for spictank now. good for him, he deserves it - the dude is so on point. here is something interesting i just saw in the spictank chat regarding burt. He claims he was in a call with mizzy and had to explain to her what burt did (he shared her location with himself from her phone without her knowing)

little bit of backstory, Nico was a burt mod and was being paid by burt to make clips and shorts for his channel a while ago, but there was some kind of mod takeover and he was fired. Burt still owes Nico $125.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Nico was a burt mod and was being paid by burt to make clips and shorts for his channel a while ago, but there was some kind of mod takeover and he was fired.

The more I learn about Burt's mods/handlers the more I hate them. They seem like Idea Guys-tier fags who want to influence Burt to be their gay ("BISEXUAL!!!") little mouthpiece