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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Raw Onion Enjoyer said:
TL;DW:
Jon and some faggot spout unsubstantiated claims about production. Such as that Ben and Jet are on the run from the police or that their electronics have been confiscated. They then try to goad Burt into suing production promising him returns as high as a million dollars. After that ADL2 comes up and they beg Burt to come on, even offering to get him to a local gay bar to stream it (very Christian of Jon). Jon mentioned that Frank Hassle's girlfriend was fucked by Jet, so Frank came on a bit later to talk some shit back. Frank gets kicked by Jon and it all falls apart then it's just solo Burt.
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another nepstein victim-
 
Letty shared the last message she received from Jon, and of course it was him begging her to get her to fix his relationship with the Wiggers. This was in July which was months after he torched the bridge completely during ADL with them.
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Plasticise said:
Letty shared the last message she received from Jon, and of course it was him begging her to get her to fix his relationship with the Wiggers. This was in July which was months after he torched the bridge completely during ADL with them.
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What started the beef between these two exactly? It's been so long, but I'm pretty sure it was over nothing.
 
creaturestorm said:
What started the beef between these two exactly? It's been so long, but I'm pretty sure it was over nothing.
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After Jon was eliminated on Season 1 he was convinced that Letty was an evil succubus whore trying to wape him, and came back later very hostile towards her. He then proceeded to continue the hostility over Twitter, then they made up during Bloodgames and Hunger Games, but then he immediately snaked her again.
 
creaturestorm said:
Jimmy swinging a croquet mallet at a female contestant.
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Did he make a connection?

creaturestorm said:
Every season production has staff on standby in an adjoining room of the house, its also not unusual for production to have staff filming in the same room.
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In season 3, they were downstairs well away from the contestants except for Vance who’s not exactly a burly bouncer capable of handling male troublemakers.

creaturestorm said:
Do you really think some one like Mints coming into camera frame to make a sh*tty joke like "call me joints!" makes the tank a safer place for the contestants? Don't answer.
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I have no idea as to what you’re babbling about.

creaturestorm said:
I think you're a disingenuous c*nt and I see right through you. Your questions aren't for clarity, but are an attempt at steering the conversation toward your gay predetermined conclusion.
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What on God’s Green Earth are you going on about? I’m asking simple questions because I’m actually interested in Fishtank.

If you feel personally threatened by basic questions about FT, perhaps you should go outside and touch grass you mewling fahgoot.
 
Raw Onion Enjoyer said:
Live. The title suggests there's going to be another call with Jon. I expect the same discord gayops.
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Frank is talking mad shit about Jon right now. He's claiming the kid Jon did the photo op with was actually his sister's and Jon did a photo op with them to prove his straightness. And now he's getting into the Jon and Simmons lore from S1 with Burt.
 
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I'm probably late but I just realized that Battlechat, the only channel available on the official website now, is just Sora AI retards and pajeets scream-babbling. What the fuck is going on with the site. At this point you might as well just open up an IRC chat instead of wasting the bandwidth.
 
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Wow it took me this long to realize they're streaming with Tyler Johnston from Letterkenny. How did they land a random celeb?

Bonus Pic:
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Burt's stream is kino tonight
 
Quence said:
Did he make a connection?
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Doesn't matter if he did or didn't. Would you constitute it as an emergency situation?

Quence said:
In season 3, they were downstairs well away from the contestants except for Vance who’s not exactly a burly bouncer capable of handling male troublemakers.
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The fish are already under total surveillance 24/7, Staff are seconds away, staff are often in the same room filming with the fish, and this still isnt enough for you? You really think a wigger needs to be in the room with them telling jokes the entire time?

if only fans of the show could call the police should things ever get out of hand... if only.
Quence said:
I have no idea as to what you’re babbling about.
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Do you actually watch the show?

Quence said:
What on God’s Green Earth are you going on about? I’m asking simple questions because I’m actually interested in Fishtank.
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For not knowing much you sure do have a lot of opinions about the show.

Quence said:
If you feel personally threatened by basic questions about FT, perhaps you should go outside and touch grass you mewling fahgoot.
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Just say faggot. This isn't reddit, pussy.
 
How about you both shut the fuck up, nahgoor. You have one hell of a new account to be sperging about people not knowing everything about the show.

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