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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Took a break to shower and play some Helldivers and when I put the stream back on, Jobe was there and they're talking to some sped named Clyde. Then Burt told Clyde to switch to data if his wifi was slow.
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Clyde is a mentally retarded man who got voted highly during the peak of battlechyat. When I say mentally retarded I don't mean it like 'ur a retard' arguments on kiwifarms— he's actually down syndrome or something. It's weird and sad that they let this guy on. I think he donates a lot of his tardbux to the show. If they had a shred of dignity they'd blackhole him.
 
Clyde is a mentally retarded man who got voted highly during the peak of battlechyat. When I say mentally retarded I don't mean it like 'ur a retard' arguments on kiwifarms— he's actually down syndrome or something. I
He looks like a relatively normal fat guy but damn, he sounds like he ate an entire plate of downie brownies and gained all the chromosomes.
It's weird and sad that they let this guy on. I think he donates a lot of his tardbux to the show. If they had a shred of dignity they'd blackhole him.
That's some DSP tier behavior right there.
 
V minor thingy but Sully (the guy that made the Bloodgames OST) is apparently selling all his Fishtank merch and mentions that he “worked” for FT in his post about it. This & Shadi’s message about how she had to convince him prod is some bad apples (& was that leaked phone call with Jet about her where he says he’s gonna beat the brakes off her like a man or something like that with him?) leads me to assume that this drama is not boding well with the more normal (may be stretch) workers on this project lol
 
V minor thingy but Sully (the guy that made the Bloodgames OST) is apparently selling all his Fishtank merch and mentions that he “worked” for FT in his post about it. This & Shadi’s message about how she had to convince him prod is some bad apples (& was that leaked phone call with Jet about her where he says he’s gonna beat the brakes off her like a man or something like that with him?) leads me to assume that this drama is not boding well with the more normal (may be stretch) workers on this project lol
Where is his post about it? For posterity.
 
Where is his post about it? For posterity.
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(https://archive.ph/IcX67)
 
Mostly L shirts indeed.
I hope he can get involved with another project he likes, his work was a key part of the Bloodgames charm.
 
Where is his post about it? For posterity
The Twitter one was already posted above, but I was moreso referring to the one on his Tiktok (@cvstls). It’s the 4th post down, at the time of writing this— I mention that one specifically only because it’s a past tense “worked” haha. Suppose it doesn’t necessarily confirm anything concrete, just telling
(https://files.catbox.moe/fchs4r.mp4) <— I’m a noob when it comes to archiving shit, so if this doesn’t work let me know
 
TL;DW:
Jon and some faggot spout unsubstantiated claims about production. Such as that Ben and Jet are on the run from the police or that their electronics have been confiscated. They then try to goad Burt into suing production promising him returns as high as a million dollars. After that ADL2 comes up and they beg Burt to come on, even offering to get him to a local gay bar to stream it (very Christian of Jon). Jon mentioned that Frank Hassle's girlfriend was fucked by Jet, so Frank came on a bit later to talk some shit back. Frank gets kicked by Jon and it all falls apart then it's just solo Burt.


I wonder how autistic Jon actually is. Compare him to Joshua Block, who gets drunk and blurts out whatever preposterous thoughts come to his head. Even if Jon wasn’t TikTok famous, he’d probably still be drinking and saying ridiculous shit-not to say his fame is entirely accidental, but he’s not changing who he is or saying things he doesn’t believe just to get famous.

Conversely there seems to be a lot more purpose and awareness with Jon. Granted, there’s no doubt that he’s retarded, almost any middle schooler could invent a funnier/more effective smear against Jet. But if you account for very low intelligence, this feels like a well thought out attempt to remain relevant and assert dominance over FT peers.
 
Seeing all the normal people who made Bloodgames magical leave or get fired is worrying.
sully already produced 40+ tracks for the BG2 OST at the time of the investor meeting (may). highly unlikely this was a "firing" but I can only imagine how upsetting the cancellation and silence from production must be for the people who put in free labor under the promise of getting to LARP on fishtank.
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lol yeah, but some times I feel bad for them. There was that one girl they kept calling ugly in extreme peace, felt more mean spirited than funny.
Sometimes its funny but that bit has been overdone for a long time. Bringing randos from Craigslist onto Fishtank on the other hand.... that has some potential still.
 
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