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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
skrod said:
I think frank is somewhat fond of Burt because he finds him funny and entertaining, but he's fucked with him plenty and has certainly downright belittled him to the point of cruelty, all for the sake of comedy. He seems to actually like and respect Greg for being a hard worker and a decent guy. I don't think he likes or respects arye, nor does he find him funny at all, which is based.
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Think arye is truly a person with no integrity a guy who's willing to do anything for the right price even if it fucks with his own morals. I know thats nothing new in the fishtank scene but arye is probably my least favorite person to go on the show the blend of someone thats has abdl painted all over them. Im disgusted by this individual but thats nothing new
 
Josie, Burt, and Aryeh have converged.
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really not a fan of the burt and aryeh tongue sucking image going around. I know it's a gay show but we're all straight here. Right? Right?
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Just saw a video of Burt on a super normie channel called"4fun" (this channel has over 2 million subs very large channel) and he goes straight into his "I'm a black urban ripped trainer" shtick and it's pretty hilarious. The part I found notable and why I'm even bringing it up is the ENTIRE comment section loves him. Literally all the comments are asking for more of him. I thought that no large company or channel would ever touch him because he's a huge sex pest to basically anyone who gets near him regardless of gender or race but I guess he managed somehow. Pretty surreal to see.
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Burt is probaly the most sucessful fish fame wise. He's been able capitalize on his strange personality to collaborate with alot of big creators which he posted about. The biggest names to me has to be Brad Podray (Scumbag Dad) 4.78M, Matan Even with 1.37M, F1lthy (F1TV) 1M listeners, PKA (Painkiller Already) 1.22M, and Danny Mullen 800k.

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I think his sucess comes from how potent and memorable his "character" is. He looks like a caraicature with a bugged eyed almost crazy look combined with the handle bar mustace. In addtion his sthick is a popular hollywood trope he's the mascluine black gay dude that comes onto straight dudes to make them feel emasculated or awkward. His weird autistic traits add depth to this as he's intresting to watch even without the basic B.U.R.T sthick.
 
Ryuk5 said:
I think his sucess comes from how potent and memorable his "character" is. He looks like a caraicature with a bugged eyed almost crazy look combined with the handle bar mustace. In addtion his sthick is a popular hollywood trope he's the mascluine black gay dude that comes onto straight dudes to make them feel emasculated or awkward. His weird autistic traits add depth to this as he's intresting to watch even without the basic B.U.R.T sthick.
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He is unintentionally very quick witted in how he respond to things and it's really hard to just shut him down or take him out of character.
 
yoursavior said:
Just shut it down. Just shut it all down.
What a fucking gay retarded mess this entire thing has become now.
Imagine. This isn't going to stop. Each season we'll get more of these retards still clinging onto their 2 minutes of fame on a Sam Hyde produced reality show (aka niche). Then all they're gonna be doing is whoring, sucking, and possibly fucking Burt.
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Burt is unironically becoming the Shadow-Jetstein.

Jet as the director casts light upon the show pouring his focus on potenial content, while Burt lurks in the shadows of his controversy with the show banished from the the light (fishtank) and residing in the dark (fish tank adjacent but not actual streams). While Jetstein was able to choose who to cast hiring funny guys and girls who would fuck him, burt in the shadows of jet's choices stalked his next victim from the show. After the show ended Jets directing of events lead to him getting the girl by leveraging his influence, while Burt's orcherstrating of events lead to him to getting the guy by leveraging his fame. It's the same story told from different angles. Even their character flaws are similar they are both sexual degens with Burt being a faggot and Jet being a groomer.
 
Ryuk5 said:
Burt is unironically becoming the Shadow-Jetstein.

Jet as the director casts light upon the show pouring his focus on potenial content, while Burt lurks in the shadows of his controversy with the show banished from the the light (fishtank) and residing in the dark (fish tank adjacent but not actual streams). While Jetstein was able to choose who to cast hiring funny guys and girls who would fuck him, burt in the shadows of jet's choices stalked his next victim from the show. After the show ended Jets directing of events lead to him getting the girl by leveraging his influence, while Burt's orcherstrating of events lead to him to getting the guy by leveraging his fame. It's the same story told from different angles. Even their character flaws are similar they are both sexual degens with Burt being a faggot and Jet being a groomer.
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You're being rated autistic but you're unironically right b.u.r.t is jets shadow
 
can't say I watched thankful tank very closely but archiving the alex b VS dan "wrestle" that instantly turned into eye gouging, hair pulling and cheap shots is worth it.

since it was streamed through kick and trish's* youtube i'm just gonna post both angles.
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dan said he was fine after this but spent a lot of time off cam and took forever to show his face today.
alex still wanted to fight him again because he believed that he was making fun of his dead dad and wes (i wanna go fast!) and wanted an apology. they went with a middle ground as dan (probably) didn't do that in the first place.
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(he took some bruises from this)

dumbgay also talked to chat a bit earlier, mentioning all the fighting was the reason they didn't do the prepared challenges (of which he has 20) and he had to smoke weed to cope :lol:...
 
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