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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Unmarkedgrave said:
HI BURT! (IF YOU ARE READING THIS) 👋👋👋

Burt said in that stream he had a vasectomy in 2024. He also said he used to be a step dad? WTF

My favourite moment of the NYC stream was when this crackhead lady called Aryeh GAY! lol “he GAY” and points to Aryeh haha
She ain’t lying.
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Ngl if I saw Aryeh with no context on the street I’d start believing in Yakub. Only a mad scientist could be coming up with him
 
a second autistic jewish man has entered burt's stream. he showed up clutching a bird on a leash and is dragging burt all over the mall to show him things.
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Lady Rackets thong said:
a second autistic jewish man has entered burt's stream. he showed up clutching a bird on a leash and is dragging burt all over the mall to show him things.
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He is basically just an older Aryeh and he won't shut the fuck up. Burt has had barely any presence in his own stream, it's just this stream sniper enjoying the attention and babbling with Aryeh.

Also they went to a ferris wheel in that mall, Burt paid for 3 vip tickets but in the end they got kicked out and refunded. It was because staff told the guy he can't go in with the bird, so he went away for a sec and put the bird away or hid it. TTS came through accusing him of having it in a pocket and they just didn't want to deal with it. But at least Burt got to keep the free drinks from VIP package.
 
Burt and Aryeh are the last people on earth I'd want to be stuck in an escape room with.
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The situation are still unfolding right now but I wanted to keep you guys posted with the situation. As you guys know, Alex B had a crashout because of the TTS. Dunyay, having enough of Alex tried to force him to play UNO so they can chill for a while. They both ended up fighting because Alex kept seething about the TTS and won't participate in the family friendly game of UNO.

As you guys can hear at the end there, one of them punched a hole into Chris Lunch's apartment wall.
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As for now, Jimmy might have to drive Alex B to his house which is a 3 hours and 45 minutes drive because he doesn't want to stay at the hotel in Dallas where they shoot the Thank Tank.

EDIT: Alex B finally decided to stay in a hotel with Jimmy and Chris Lunch. Alex can't stop ranting to the both of them and start to talk about Sardine Tin and his intention to fight Dunyay again, calling him a niglet and Mrs Butterworth.
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I know it's optimistic but I'm hope they manage to wrangle Alex back to Thank Tank. They must know he is their main income. You cannot tame The Monkey King Cobra.
 
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Strong like Bruce Willis said:
The situation are still unfolding right now but I wanted to keep you guys posted with the situation. As you guys know, Alex B had a crashout because of the TTS. Dunyay, having enough of Alex tried to force him to play UNO so they can chill for a while. They both ended up fighting because Alex kept seething about the TTS and won't participate in the family friendly game of UNO.
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As you guys can hear at the end there, one of them punched a hole into Chris Lunch's apartment wall.
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As for now, Jimmy might have to drive Alex B to his house which is a 3 hours and 45 minutes drive because he doesn't want to stay at the hotel in Dallas where they shoot the Thank Tank.
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EDIT: Alex B finally decided to stay in a hotel with Jimmy and Chris Lunch. Alex can't stop ranting to the both of them and start to talk about Sardine Tin and his intention to fight Dunyay again, calling him a niglet and Mrs Butterworth.
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I know it's optimistic but I'm hope they manage to wrangle Alex back to Thank Tank. They must know he is their main income. You cannot tame The Monkey King Cobra.
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what a bunch of dumb animals jfc
 
Burt may be a lying schizophrenic scammer and bi-sexual harasser, but at the same time he is just such an interesting person to watch. I hope Jet and Sam realize what retards they are for killing their golden goose for a drugged out silver spoon retard who's shtick got old around the third meltdown.
 
Ivy D. Locked said:
Burt may be a lying schizophrenic scammer and bi-sexual harasser, but at the same time he is just such an interesting person to watch. I hope Jet and Sam realize what retards they are for killing their golden goose for a drugged out silver spoon retard who's shtick got old around the third meltdown.
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They don't need Burt and thats the problem.
I'm sure if they were to do bloodgames they would get him, I don't think he burnt the bridge too bad that they won't work with him like Jon has.

Burts constant trying to agitate Jet and production for content was a good reason to cut him off though, he kept trying to blackmail control over things and its just better for both parties not needing to be hand in hand outside of actual events.
 
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