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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
JawnClawdVanDamn said:
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kinda sounded like Danye may have given him one in the back room.
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Clip of a demonic voice inside Burt's head telling him to rape Aryeh:


The escape room segment was hard to watch. It really wasn't that difficult as it's designed for younger audiences, but they barely got through to second half and didn't even finish it. Burt mostly just stood there and let Aryeh do everything and Aryeh was just being retarded constantly using the hint button and asking chat.
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I'm convinced that Burt made his teachers so uncomfortable that they gave him good grades just so they'd never have to see him again.
 
Mörkö said:
God Alex is so retarded he makes Jimmy look sensible. The perfect Fishtank contestant... I miss S3 (:_(
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He’s a decade older than Jimmy but still manages to make Jimmy look like the reasonable adult in the room. Only Jackie can wrangle the Monkey King though.
 
Shouts out to all my niggers posting good clips from thankful tank, I don't have the time to watch but I am thoroughly enjoying what I see
 
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Rolex said:
I'm convinced that Burt made his teachers so uncomfortable that they gave him good grades just so they'd never have to see him again.
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Burt used to be smarter, but over time he experienced a severe mental decline due to his medications and poor life style like lack of sleep. At least that's what he says, but it does seem to be the rational explanation:
Since turning 30, my memory, focus, and sleep have been getting worse. I used to be sharp and academic in my 20s, but years on antipsychotics with poor sleep have left me intellectually disabled. I lived on disability for over 10 years because I can’t handle academic work anymore. That’s why I transferred the bulk of the Jim O’Hara company to my Pakistani business partner.I was getting slower, more confused, and losing my mental edge.During the show, I really thought the TTS was an AI.
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Marche said:
Binx has spoken multiple times about being into it.
I'm not joking and neither was she.
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Binx was purposely talking and acting like a little girl for a lot of s3 to appeal to the pedos in fishtank chat. It enraged me. We don’t need people doing shit like that. Pedos can die in a fire.

Also Burt’s streams are way better than that garbage thankful tank. Even though I can’t stand Aryeh lol

Everyone gets Alex B for their shitty rip off fishtank and then they get upset when he is annoying / chimps out. That’s what Alex B does! He was a retarded gem on s3. Don’t invite him if you can’t handle dealing with a literal retard.
 

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Unmarkedgrave said:
Everyone gets Alex B for their shitty rip off fishtank and then they get upset when he is annoying / chimps out.
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You act like Sam and Jet weren't the first to engage in this practice when they drove him off Season 3 because he was annoying as fuck. Duanye's right though, Alex B can listen to every single TTS react to it but refuses to listen to instructions from anyone no matter how simple.
 
Unmarkedgrave said:
Binx was purposely talking and acting like a little girl for a lot of s3 to appeal to the pedos in fishtank chat. It enraged me. We don’t need people doing shit like that. Pedos can die in a fire.
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It wasnt to appeal to the pedos, its her fetish, this is what she is into.
 
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