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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Could be from all the surgeries he recently had to remove (some of) his implants.

Burt pops pills like a machine but I also didn’t realize he was on pain meds. But now that I think about it I think Frank mentioned it when they were talking shit to each other once. Burt definitely has that addictive personality autism. Sex, drinking, pills, gambling, white boys, if Burt is gonna use it he’s gonna abuse it. Seems to be ok rn

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Edit - A half hour later and Burt is ROLLING. Disappeared for a bathroom break for a bit. Came back visually tweaking
 
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Burt pops pills like a machine but I also didn’t realize he was on pain meds.
Right, but I figured it was the typical sped-stack: antipsychotics, benzodiazepines, and some kind of stimulant. He mentioned abusing whatever stimulant he had been prescribed while on the show to "keep his edge," which probably led to (some of) his nigh-daily hypomanic spirals. There were caps where he took a drug test on screen recently, but I didn't see the result of the UA cup.

Could be from all the surgeries he recently had to remove (some of) his implants.
I'm not up to date on my Burt lore, so the implant removal is news to me. Depending on how long he had been taking the opiates post-surgery, I could see a short detox stint. Even mild opiate withdrawal is miserable.
 
yeah you were "just friends" with the ageplayer fishtank clout-whore who buck-broke my wigga seth and made him troon out.
fucking stupid nigger. she's still not gonna fuck you btw.

also direnc is still a 10 by abbo standards.
Im anglo saxon and I didn't even want to fuck her. And I've never seen any other Abbo so can't really comment on that.
Not worth it tbh. If you're really desperate to see it then check the FTL threads on 4chan. They probably have it.
I haven't checked FTL in months. They were banished to BANT after the season ended and I barely saw anything since.
 
Normally I would agree! But seriously, we talked about hobbies and shared interests, I asked how her day was and we had a bro vibe going.
I know you're trying to be funny but this is still such an embarrassing thing to type out.

Right, but I figured it was the typical sped-stack: antipsychotics, benzodiazepines, and some kind of stimulant.
Burt listed off his meds on stream at some point, he's on MULTIPLE stimulants for some reason and some heavy antipsychotics that also help him sleep. No opiates from what I remember but who knows now. His doctor should be locked up.
 
Season 5 idea: Bring back all of the pathetic orbiter dorks who are constantly begging to be on the show again like Cryo, Scott Sullivan, Jimmy, Mizzy, Jon, Aryeh, Daniel, etc and then rugpull them and make it an ice poseidon prison stream style torture chamber.
 
Imagine being so lonely you engage camwhores simply for conversation.
She isn't a camwhore though, if she was I'd be cranking off to her stuff. She isn't on MFC, CB, SC, BC, F4F, C4, SM or CS.

She does Twitch and that's it. And pssh I have been way lonelier than that, dude.
I mean at this point you may as well lay in traffic and wait.
Im saving that for Christmas this year.
 
Im just saying I didn't simp. I may be a pervert but I'm a RESPECTFUL pervert when the need arises. Also my entire life is an embarrassment so nothing new here
"I may be a freak, but believe me when I say I'm not being a freak during this one occasion, despite me making it look like I definitely was being a creep without any prompting!!!!"

Can you go be a faggot somewhere else, please?
 
Season 5 idea: Bring back all of the pathetic orbiter dorks who are constantly begging to be on the show again like Cryo, Scott Sullivan, Jimmy, Mizzy, Jon, Aryeh, Daniel, etc and then rugpull them and make it an ice poseidon prison stream style torture chamber.
I'd vastly prefer another normie season like season 3 but I would accept this if they actually had to pay back the 8k like Sam said at the end of season 4

Also late but I don't think I ever shared my theory of them doing fans vs normies for season 5 here (site signups vs backstage website signups)
Not like the wiggers would've thought of that anyway
 
...well, it's something. Don't they usually only touch the YouTube before a new season?
Since it has cameraman footage in it, I'm assuming it just means S3 episodes have been getting worked on. Maybe S3 episodes will start dropping with the final episode releasing right before S5 goes lives, like they did with S1 episodes leading into S2.
 
burt is so far the only fish that has produced content outside of the tank, unless you count summer's breakdown or cole's bizarre schizo streams, and even then burt is still consistently making kino more than a year after S3 ended
But what about Seth sitting in silence for 8 hours listening to music and free TTS messages?
I reached out to all the S4 Fishtank ppl to see if they'd respond out of curiosity. Angie and Daniel/Seth were the only ones who did.
Dan streams get an average of 2 viewers, he's just grateful for any human contact at all.
Since it has cameraman footage in it, I'm assuming it just means S3 episodes have been getting worked on. Maybe S3 episodes will start dropping with the final episode releasing right before S5 goes lives, like they did with S1 episodes leading into S2.
No, releasing these short videos is the pivot away from making fully edited episodes. Jet will say that in today's fast paced media and streaming landscape, there's less reward in spending months editing full episodes when short viral videos get more reach and revenue on social media, so all the cameraman footage will get used for those youtube/tiktok shorts instead.
 
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