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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
I think that the funniest outcome is if the picture is fake, it means Seth did all that for something that isn't even real. Also Seth may have deleted his stream because I don't see it up anymore.
 
Clarence Boddicker said:
Ben is just shitposting more than likely, but for real you guys. A chick can go get her nails done and hair dyed in about two hours. Different nails and hair mean absolutely nothing. You'd be better off comparing hair length if anything.
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And contacts, too. Most of the women who wear those big goofy glasses already have contacts, because those big goofy glasses are heavy and they don't want to wear them all the time. Some of them don't even have vision problems. The lenses are plain glass and the goofy glasses are a substitute for having a personality.
 
Clarence Boddicker said:
Recent posts in this thread have made me realize Superman's secret identity might actually work.
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The thing that's really funny about it, is that it's consistent with Angie's character to actually show up for this photo shoot just to twist the knife in Seth's heart. Or, it could be a girl who just looks a lot like her, because she's not that special in the looks department.

It's probably just trolling, but there's a non-zero chance that Ben is fucking her and it's not a prank. 2/3rds chance it's a prank, 1/3 chance that it's not.
 
Nonsense!


Context: Burt saw Alex and Mizzy were collabing, so he kept watching and making jabs at them like it's Mean Girls. He went into his jealous stalker mode constantly typing in their chat, also kept calling Mizzy and even donated to be noticed by them.
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JawnClawdVanDamn said:
Remember how much Ben and Jet were talking up silver? If you get a chance check the current price today…. Hope season 5 budget wasn’t invested lol
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Eh precious metals is a long term thing, in the long run this is nothing. its not like a shitcoin rugpull where the value never comes back.
Sucks if you wanna sell though or if all your money is fake and gay like the GDP.
 
Trish is live right now and said that before Season 4 at an MDE event Sam told her that he was tired of Fishtank and wanted to do more political stuff like his Dear Elon video, around 52 minutes in.
 
Clarence Boddicker said:
Ben is just shitposting more than likely, but for real you guys. A chick can go get her nails done and hair dyed in about two hours. Different nails and hair mean absolutely nothing. You'd be better off comparing hair length if anything.
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it is weird that one hand has nails, and the other doesn't, though
and that that detail matches between the pictures

and those purple streaks look like clip-ins, so they'd be easy to just pull off
 
They could be press on nails, and depending on application (glue vs. sticky tabs, and how well you actually made sure they were adhered), and how often you use your hands + nails will determine on how long they last.

If a nail pops off, you can either try to put it back on, wait until more fall off, or just take them all off for aesthetic/convenience reasons. Trying to use your hands with nails that have wildly different lengths can be annoying or disorienting, so keeping all nails the same length can be the default for some women, where others purposefully will get different lengths for other reasons (lesbian being one)

Not saying that it's 100% what it is, but if anyone feels like digging deeper into press-on nail kits, KISS, O.P.I and Glamnetic are the biggest brands you can get in any beauty/drug store to try and find the exact set.
 
Raw Onion Enjoyer said:
Nonsense!
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Context: Burt saw Alex and Mizzy were collabing, so he kept watching and making jabs at them like it's Mean Girls. He went into his jealous stalker mode constantly typing in their chat, also kept calling Mizzy and even donated to be noticed by them.
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i dont care what people say about Burt fatigue and whatnot. i see where they're coming from, but to me, hes still consistently entertaining. possibly the only contestant post fishtank to make me laugh out loud on a regular basis, aside from Alex having his crashouts.
 
ackack99 said:
i dont care what people say about Burt fatigue and whatnot. i see where they're coming from, but to me, hes still consistently entertaining. possibly the only contestant post fishtank to make me laugh out loud on a regular basis, aside from Alex having his crashouts.
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he is a naturally funny person, wich is super rare, jet has no idea how much crazy luck they had for finding him, specially if it was really by craiglist
 
>-Ack! said:
he is a naturally funny person, wich is super rare, jet has no idea how much crazy luck they had for finding him, specially if it was really by craiglist
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Alex was found by a casting agency, same as Binx. And if you listen to Jet talk about Alex B, he definitely knows how lucky they were to find Alex B. That's why after the cast found by the casting agency got burned (due to an e-mail going out from FishtankAdmin), Jet decided to risk bringing on Alex B and Binx even though they would probably know what Fishtank was.
 
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These pictures were posted by Ellie in her new Instagram and then immediately deleted. It seems like they're in Long Beach, Florida. They're maybe on a double date with Jet and Ben before going to the S5 house.

EDIT: Someone pointed out that I made a mistake. I scanned the otter for reference and got the location from that. There are a lot of otter mascots out there but based on the logo on the background of their picture I think they are indeed in Georgia, where the wiggers are.
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