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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Potatoherder said:
I think what kills Sardine tin and the like is the fixed camera. I get it's a limitation you can't really do anything about but a lot of the fun of fishtank is catching idiots in the act by chance.
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I think what kills Sardine Tin is the another pooner tranny bitch constantly being on camera, with a stupid voice and being annoying. If you've got trannies on as one of the main characters I'm not watching that shit unless they're being fucked with.
 
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They're live in some parking garage. Jet's fly is down.

I am 99% sure they're in Atlanta. They're getting kicked out of the mall they went into for filming.
 
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Probably a test stream. But expect a lot of BS like this for 2 or 3 more months.

Doubt Jet will shadow drop s5 or even has anything planned rn.

They don't even have contestants as far as we know because they're so picky.

Freddy and Aryeh will do it for free ffs

Potatoherder said:
I think what kills Sardine tin and the like is the fixed camera. I get it's a limitation you can't really do anything about but a lot of the fun of fishtank is catching idiots in the act by chance.
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The sausage fest kills Sardine Tin.

Agares said:
"She's a cumdumpster not just for Production and former contestants, but also the B list orbiters from all the spinoff streams. I have never seen a more obvious pickme in my life."

Yet she still won't post actual nudes ffs
 
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I think this might be a tech demo for an IRL stream so they don't have a repeat of S3's Vegas trip disaster. Good on the wiggers for actually testing their tech setups this time around.
 

Jet & the boys get called gay by a homeless crackhead
 

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Lady Rackets thong said:
live on youtube now too
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What did they mean by this?
 
Marche said:
Jet said he is getting a robot Andy for S5.
This is probably gonna be Sam for the season.
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He made this joke during the audition streams btw. When he announced Sam isn't host, he joked that he could just use the robot and still do it.

Jet told a story about trying to work with New York realtors trying to find a place for S5, so I guess that trip to NYC right after S5 was trying to find a new home for the show. He said they tried New York first because it was closer to the team in Providence.

Jet was talking about the kind of zoning they needed so they may be squared away this season in terms of not getting shut down. At least, as far as zoning and permits go. Last season they got shut down for putting a mattress in a basement so who knows what'll happen.
 
theoretically, all you'd have to do to find the new house location is search around the Fulton County GA property map using fishtank production related names.
 
Jet and the wiggers fuck with an innocent food delivery robot on the streets of Atlanta. I'm surprised such machines can operate safely in a city with such a large black population.
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The real enemy was the elusive American wigger all along.
 
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