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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Aidan said:
I agree with Slackerblue on it being an indication that they don't understand why people like the show. The price is irrelevant. IRL Fishtank is not Fishtank, it's contrary to the entire theme.
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I really hope that this is not them preparing for season 5 being forced out into IRL again. They may just want it for whatever they are planning to do with BTS coverage, but I am not sure how that will need a whole IRL streaming rig either.
 
Jimmy has taken critical nipple damage.
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Jimmy was supposed to be in Bloodgames 2. The vault at the end of S4 was supposed to open into a post-apocalyptic Jimmy wasteland. Never forget what they took from you.
 
joker jimmy said:
Jimmy was supposed to be in Bloodgames 2. The vault at the end of S4 was supposed to open into a post-apocalyptic Jimmy wasteland. Never forget what they took from you.
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Jimmy is a very rare natural content king and I hope they bring him back for later seasons in Georgia.
 
What if they don't even HAVE a set/house for s5 and they're just going to do everything IRL?

What if the next season is just fishes trying survive the streets of Atlanta?

Honestly, watching Jet fight off Homeless crackhead niggers would be entertaining af
 
Jet will be too much of a coward to do proper TTS irl streaming.
We will never get a multi mace combo while keemstar NIGGER blasts from a shitty speaker around his neck.
 
The stuff he cries about is shit that every IRL streamer/reality show has to deal with. Every single streamer I've seen has to deal with sniping. During its heyday Survivor had people going into the bush with binoculars trying to get spoilers and spy on production, and even today they have people stalking airports to try to get spoilers.
 
Halloween23 said:
The stuff he cries about is shit that every IRL streamer/reality show has to deal with. Every single streamer I've seen has to deal with sniping. During its heyday Survivor had people going into the bush with binoculars trying to get spoilers and spy on production, and even today they have people stalking airports to try to get spoilers.
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Getting caught hiding in the shrubs in Africa with my cock out spying on naked and afraid contestants who have not ate for 3 weeks and are covered in scabs and bug bites!
 
gotta say, a IRL version of something like the bunk bed building challenge would be absolute hilarious. like say a "build the best hobo shack from stuff you can find around the town" challenge. high chance to be content , specially if the fish are creative and clever. Another thing i thought that could have worked is a "free for all marathon" challenge where the fish need to get as fastest as possible to some point on the map, by all means possible besides calling a taxi.
Or even a people scavanger hunt where they need to go around looking for specific "rare" kinds of people (amputees , indians, gymbros, etc)
Really there are so much good ideas even for something like this, if only the wiggers had the drive to do them
 

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Freddie went around town after the show ended and tagged places with FTL (because he probably got paid for it or wanted clout)

And he also told some homeless people to get a job which is ironic because Freddie loves FTL because he gets free board and food and has no job.

He would it for free tbh
 
TotallyNotAPsycho said:

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Freddie went around town after the show ended and tagged places with FTL (because he probably got paid for it or wanted clout)

And he also told some homeless people to get a job which is ironic because Freddie loves FTL because he gets free board and food and has no job.

He would it for free tbh
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The “homeless people” are Jet and Ben
 
Burt's latest stream was insane. He went on some gay hotline with the intention of creeping people out and way too many people have played along to an insane degree. Sometimes a TTS would go through in little girl voice pretending to be Burt's daughter asking him to just be normal, sometimes Burt would talk about shitting on people and fucking dogs, sometimes he would mention having full blown aids and wanting to spread it. A lot of them were openly burting off while on the call, even despite the ridiculous shit that was said to troll them. Also at one point Burt started talking about shoving a shotgun up someone's ass and pulling the trigger, this rightfully got the audience asking him to calm down with what he's saying. There was no tech guy to tard wrangle him, so he went a bit too far.

Last call was the worst though. Guy was saying all kinds of weird shit like admitting to being a pedo, a zoophile, being from an incestuous family etc. It was either some kind of a sick fantasy or it was him admitting to some illegal shit he's done but overplaying it so he can claim it was a joke. Like others said if he was trolling he would just go all in instead of saying some things are too far for him. And he definitely wouldn't spend almost an hour on trolling some random guy for pretty much no payoff.

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1:52:52 - start of the hotline
2:07:30 - start of the call with the pedo freak
I don't really have time to screen record this, but if anyone does then it's definitely worth archiving. When Burt's tech guy wakes up it's most likely going to get deleted.

Edit: I managed to get the VOD through yt-dlp before it was deleted. I will try uploading the relevant parts on here.
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Lower quality cut of the gay chatline part. Listening to this again Burt definitely went too far. At 15:15 is the part with the freak.
 
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else_letter said:
I really hope that this is not them preparing for season 5 being forced out into IRL again. They may just want it for whatever they are planning to do with BTS coverage, but I am not sure how that will need a whole IRL streaming rig either.
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When s3 shifted to rv streaming and Vegas I immediately stopped registering it as actual fishtank. An immutable part of the show is the house. Yknow, the first half of, “STAY INSIDE, NO WEED.” The moment you remove that the concept of fishtank begins to break down. At that point really anything could be fishtank so long as you have a camera and some wiggers present, and I don’t think that’s the case. Keep fishtank indoors (or at least on site like with the experimental Burt and Xavier adventure).
 
Bloodgames is allowed to be outdoors, and nothing else. And even then, stay in the perimeters, no weed (unless it's healing herbs).
...An illegal wizard that sells weed would be funny.

I'm not watching fishtank because it's weird IRL streaming, I'm watching fishtank because it's a weird sped daycare.
 
I checked in on the War room and was treated to Jimmy going on a /pol/ tier rant while holding a croquet mallet. Note the torn up printout of the Israeli flag on the floor.
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