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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
while i do see your point, i think this is a bit of a cope on this situation for why sam brings gym stuff everywhere he goes, S4 was like the first season where this didn't happen and it was also unsurprisingly, the first season where he was barely there at all
I must have missed Freddy boxing Luke and all the gym equipment in the garage during Season 4.
 
Sam in BG was the absolute best he ever was in any Fishtank production, even better than Jeremy Gold. In character or out of character it was obvious he was having a good time most of the time.

This was one of my favorite Sam moments from BG, it starts with him fucking around to make people uncomfortable while still playing up the larp and ends with him and Xavier doing a great scene.
 
Sam in BG was the absolute best he ever was in any Fishtank production, even better than Jeremy Gold. In character or out of character it was obvious he was having a good time most of the time.

This was one of my favorite Sam moments from BG, it starts with him fucking around to make people uncomfortable while still playing up the larp and ends with him and Xavier doing a great scene.
God I can't wait for BG episodes. I hope they are good.
 
I will definitely miss Sam on the show, I can't really imagine Fishtank without Goldstriker. Oh well.

My final ranking:
Judge Jedidiah Goldstriker > Dragomir Zigoyner Gormedios von Geldstraven III > Jeremy Gold > Jason Goldstriker (S1) > Jason Goldstriker (S4)
 
In character or out of character it was obvious he was having a good time most of the time.

This was one of my favorite Sam moments from BG, it starts with him fucking around to make people uncomfortable while still playing up the larp and ends with him and Xavier doing a great scene.
I think it was so peak because in bloodgames it didn't matter if he stayed in character or not. The underlying purpose of bloodgames is to be scuffed larping in the woods where everyone is in on the joke and there for a good time. On the other hand, a mainline season requires a consistent stable host who stays in character because its meant to be a semi-clean product. The contestants (ideally) aren't in on the joke, so they look to the host as a genuine effort gauge. If the host is checked out, the fish become checked out too.
 
The underlying purpose of bloodgames is to be scuffed larping in the woods where everyone is in on the joke and there for a good time.
Until Jimmy and tay get black pilled about some fake info that they were there to be tortured.....

but man Bloodgames was peak
even jet was in a better spot during Bloodgames
 
yeah but that is the least of the examples, i think the worst was bloodgames, the whole fucking point of it is larping and sam still somehown managed to break character and bring gym ware to the middle of the town so he could train and show the others how badass he is. Say what you will about jet and ben but i have never seen them break character by themselves, only when sam has already kicked the overtorn window to where nobody takes anything seriously anymore. pretty sure sam was the one who started slipping in S3 during the famous house part letting the fish known something was up.
This moment alone made the weights worth it
 
I will definitely miss Sam on the show, I can't really imagine Fishtank without Goldstriker. Oh well.

My final ranking:
Judge Jedidiah Goldstriker > Dragomir Zigoyner Gormedios von Geldstraven III > Jeremy Gold > Jason Goldstriker (S1) > Jason Goldstriker (S4)
Dragomir Zigoyner Gormedios von Geldstraven III > Jeremy Gold > Jason Goldstriker (S1) > Judge Jedidiah Goldstriker > Jason Goldstriker (S3) > Jason Goldstriker (S4)
Bloodgames was the absolute peak of Fishtank. Xavier/Jace carried it so hard it is unreal. Sam and Jon talking in a "serious" tone while their upper bodies were uncovered, borderline gay porn at this point, was the funniest shit I've seen in years.
 
everyone is in on the joke and there for a good time
Unless you're Jimmy and so mentally raped you bring blackmail on the other participants that fails every time.
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thats something i have wondered a few times, i don't think he is the problem, but i think he is more guilty than most realize, one thing i have noticed is that he is REALLY bad at staying at character or fooling people, he always gets tired of it eventually and that is usually one of the things that brings the show over to shit territory, the whole gym stuff is also really cringe too and definitely feels unprofessional
Sam is selfish and goes gorilla nest when he doesn't feel like playing along anymore or isn't getting enough attention. Not necessarily that he gets violent but he just has to take over and make everything about him and his feelings and what he wants to do in that moment. Sometimes it works but sometimes he just kills the vibe. Ben and Jet and the other wiggers go along with it either because they're retarded sycophants or because Hyde is the one paying for everything.
Imagine if Sam wasn't such a wingcuck faggot and just paid Burt. Burt streams constantly for not much money, loves attention and doesn't mind being the joke. They could have Burt as a freeloader every season, people would watch just to see him with the other fish. But Sam doesn't really care about Fishtank because it isn't about him and how funny and red pilled he is.
 
Have you seen anything recent Icepiss has done? he can't run shit and ends up crying half the time while his yes men do even less.
Yes, it's all garbage. However he's on a kick contract which means he's getting paid hourly and also paid extra to do normie shit with normie losers. Before that he was on Mixer and had similar restrictions.
His 2022 Japan trip when he wasn't bound by contracts that cuck his content was kino though. He was amassing Andy's that were just absolute evil degenerates, he was getting up to a lot of his old-school trolling of the general public, he was pretty much in peak form.

He's just been cucked by the platforms he's sponsored by and unable to really let loose and be a shithead for like a decade now lmao, and being the greedy jew-goblin he is he's more than happy to be a boring dramagooning normie than be a degenerate for a like a quarter of the income.
I do think he still has it in him, every so often that inner evil wigger comes out and he actually crashes out over something and would be good on fishtank. At it's core, Fishtank is a Gay Show made by wiggers, and there's no bigger WiggerFaggot than Ice. Not that it'd ever happen lmao
 
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