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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Gregcube will also be live without competition from the wiggers on March 6th. For once the timing in all this isn't absolutely ass.
They said on the audition streams season 5 is only 4 weeks.
God I hope this is true and the wiki also says 30 days. The wiggers finally learned their lesson after S2 and 3 fell off after week 4.
 
What a time to be unemployed :feels:

For s4 I did live summaries (every 4 hours so I wasn't blowing up his phone) for my boyfriend while he was working, and will offer my documentation as I think I got pretty good at it.

Can't wait to watch how s5 unfolds! :)
 
You guys remember during the early seasons of fishtank before it had structured regular challenges and competitions when the entire show was just watching the fish sleep and laze around while waiting for Sam to show up do something? Imagine that but Sam doesn't even show up and it's some internet guy Jet hired to mimic him. That's season 5.
 
I cannot express how excited I am to see how the wiggers fuck it all up this time
that is the best part, someone said it best once in this thread.

we watch fish tank to laugh at retards, sometimes they are in front of the camera, sometimes they are behind it.

still not happy about them not getting it done over the winter but am happy to finally hear about some solid progress.
 
You guys remember during the early seasons of fishtank before it had structured regular challenges and competitions when the entire show was just watching the fish sleep and laze around while waiting for Sam to show up do something? Imagine that but Sam doesn't even show up and it's some internet guy Jet hired to mimic him. That's season 5.
We're so back.
 
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greg is the coolest mf that came out of fishtank.
people always talk about alex or burt or the whores that were on the show.
no.
gregs that nigga.
 
greg is the coolest mf that came out of fishtank.
people always talk about alex or burt or the whores that were on the show.
no.
gregs that nigga.
i like greg the most out of everyone
like as in, i'd actually grab a beer with the guy.

alex B and burt and those types are funnier contestants, but i wouldn't be caught dead hanging out with them lmao
 
went to check the site and remembered i picked up a letty stox for 25 fishbucks at the end of the season when they all crashed. they're all doing great except for the stock formerly known as LTTY and one other one. i hate these faggots so much. if letty comes back on and it isn't assigned to her i'm going to flip my shit.
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fuck you for getting this bop stuck in my head again.
 
I have no idea what I am expecting from a Season 5.

What is the most compelling is finding out if the show can function at all. I don't feel invested in the outcome though, either Fishtank flourishes and find its legs or it keeps rotting. I think both will be interesting to witness.
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