🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[JawnClawdVanDamn]

It's on February 24th.
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If this guy had Fishtank level finding we would be on season 10 by now.. love how they are leaning into the knockoff angle as well.

 

[John Egbert BD]

you could maybe suggest anime or MLP or even homestuck or some random tranny game i barely known about.

I gotta say, the mlp fans actually want to fuck horses. Fishtank fans at least obsess over real women, even if they're ran through and e thots. Not saying they're not both crazy, they definitely are. Actually there may be something to be said about how despite the smaller fanbase fishtank attracts seemingly a comparable amount of crazies. Also, homestuck mentioned woot woot. Caliborn FTW.

 

[<3 norafawn]

Lads I'm not a fan of all these randos posting suddenly.

hey jet, i am feeling generous today, so in the rare chance you are in the thread right now (everyone knowns you lurk everywhere people are discussing fishtank to get mad at, don't lie) here is a free idea you can steal and give me 0 credit because i don't care:
People keep asking for the sharks to come back, they were after all one of the few genuine highlights of S1 and they added a sense of mystery and enigma to the show that so far only the very first part of S2 (before the "reveal") managed to capture. i also known you don't want to bring the sharks back because they are better suited as a fishtoy so that you can cash in (again, don't lie, we all known that too). So i present to you the perfect compromise between the 2 worlds: i call it "actions", so you see, just like the viewers can send in TTS or A.I noises, they will also be able to send for more fishbucks , written "actions" for the sharks to do, if the action is impossible or you just don't feel like doing it for whatever reason they get the fishbucks back. this will add a whole new level of interaction to the show and hopefully finally bring to life the so often ridicularized motto "you control the action". also its something that to my knowledge , no one, not even Ice poseidon, had done before, it definitely would bring in some viewers

This has already been tried in bloodgames with the "quest" system. You could suggest a quest and production would set a donation target for it to happen. From what I remember, there were dozens of quests paid-for that production never actioned. Never trust a wigger.

 

[Marche]

GET ONLYUSEMEBLADE ALREADY

 

[Big Nasty]

fishtank has probally one of the most mentally ill fan communities

The Truth

 

[TotallyNotAPsycho]

The Truth

Im surprised Jet didn't off himself when he hosted the stupid cyber battles or whatever and saw the Fishtank fans.

I would've just quit right and there.

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

GET ONLYUSEMEBLADE ALREADY

GROPE TANK

 

[Agares]

GROPE TANK

IDK, Jet might get jealous of Brian Risso’s rizz. I mean just look at this fine specimen, this pinnacle of awesomeness and masculinity:

But holy fuck, Blade would print TTS money for the wiggers. That's a whole lot of new Balenciaga shirts and clown shoes for Jet.

 

[Kether]

And if you actually are serious then I need you to honestly tell us how often you consume the MATI podcast because anyone with your level of autism has to listen to that podcast

its a good podcast dude.

and they always listen to that podcast.

if it weren't for that podcast this place wouldn't exist. what's your exact problem with the MATI podcast, guy?

 

[Noble Redditor]

what's your exact problem with the MATI podcast, guy?

I've never listened to a full episode. I can't say if it's good or not. But I have noticed a trend with the audience of the show, and it looks like I'm correct yet again. There's a lot of traits, but the most obviously identifiable one is when a user is unable to understand nuance while confidently speaking about someone. Saying that kiwi farms wouldn't exist without the podcast is so funny to me. Like I said, it's the type of arrogant autism with no positive traits. I feel like the only way to properly respond to your kind is to pat you on the head and give you a sticker that says "I stand with her!" I don't even know why, it just feels fitting.

 

[NylonPython]

I've never listened to a full episode. I can't say if it's good or not. But I have noticed a trend with the audience of the show, and it looks like I'm correct yet again. There's a lot of traits, but the most obviously identifiable one is when a user is unable to understand nuance while confidently speaking about someone. Saying that kiwi farms wouldn't exist without the podcast is so funny to me. Like I said, it's the type of arrogant autism with no positive traits. I feel like the only way to properly respond to your kind is to pat you on the head and give you a sticker that says "I stand with her!" I don't even know why, it just feels fitting.

It seems like a lot of people on the Internet are looking for an E-Daddy.
Whether that be Jim Metokur, Josh Moon or Sam Hyde.

 

[>-Ack!]

This has already been tried in bloodgames with the "quest" system. You could suggest a quest and production would set a donation target for it to happen. From what I remember, there were dozens of quests paid-for that production never actioned. Never trust a wigger.

bloodgames was the worst possible time to try this, i want to see it in a season and not as a donation target but as a TTS/SFX-like thing

 

[R9K Insurgent]

And if you actually are serious then I need you to honestly tell us how often you consume the MATI podcast because anyone with your level of autism has to listen to that podcast.

Hey now don't drag the resident podcast into the subject matter of this nigger shitting up the thread. Course now I'm shitting up the thread....Fuck you! Fuck you!!

 

[TotallyNotAPsycho]

I really can't wait for this season to crash and burn within the first week. I'm praying for it

Estanque will probably survive but Jet couldn't even pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.

Without Sam's guidance, pretty sure its going to be a repeat of S4 again, or this new "gameshow" format they want to do may end up destroying it. Either is fine, I just want FTL to end and the nightmare to be over.

 

[Strong like Bruce Willis]

I really can't wait for this season to crash and burn within the first week. I'm praying for it

Estanque will probably survive but Jet couldn't even pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.

Without Sam's guidance, pretty sure its going to be a repeat of S4 again, or this new "gameshow" format they want to do may end up destroying it. Either is fine, I just want FTL to end and the nightmare to be over.

I can't help but notice that you've been extra salty with the wiggers lately. Is it because you found out Angie is with Ben now? You can blame the wiggers for many of their failures but you can't blame a wigger for tapping that TLP. You would too, right? I bet you would if you were not already in a relationship with your totally real girlfriend.

 

[TotallyNotAPsycho]

I can't help but notice that you've been extra salty with the wiggers lately. Is it because you found out Angie is with Ben now? You can blame the wiggers for many of their failures but you can't blame a wigger for tapping that TLP. You would too, right? I bet you would if you were not already in a relationship with your totally real girlfriend.

Brother, i do not care lmao. I am just tired of Jet and his gross shit.

And I'm not a sex addict

 

[Agares]

Was the pre season dooming always this bad?

 

[>-Ack!]

Brother, i do not care lmao. I am just tired of Jet and his gross shit.

And I'm not a sex addict

change your username to "totallynotasimp"

 

[BingBongDingDong]

I just want FTL to end and the nightmare to be over.

I agree with everything but this lol. People downplay how much sam was involved in the show. Multiple times in the show he would allude to the fact he was downstairs just watching the contestants being fucking weridos. I REALLY think the show without sam is dead, they need him as the personality because jet and ben are scumbag zoomer losers lol. Them being directionless as showrunners plus some zlist celeb will not make a show, but i also have no doubt Sam is still the showrunner. I trust the wiggers to the same amount of cans of nitrous ive done(none).

 

[Expertjogger]

I agree with everything but this lol. People downplay how much sam was involved in the show. Multiple times in the show he would allude to the fact he was downstairs just watching the contestants being fucking weridos. I REALLY think the show without sam is dead, they need him as the personality because jet and ben are scumbag zoomer losers lol. Them being directionless as showrunners plus some zlist celeb will not make a show, but i also have no doubt Sam is still the showrunner. I trust the wiggers to the same amount of cans of nitrous ive done(none).

The current hopium meta is that the wiggers will fuck up so bad that Sam will be forced to travel to Georgia and take charge of the show.