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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Expertjogger said:
The current hopium meta is that the wiggers will fuck up so bad that Sam will be forced to travel to Georgia and take charge of the show.
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it's a pretty jewish-style theory i've heard thrown around; fuck everything up so badly that daddy has to come fix everything. but i think some of the more knee-jerk reactions that have happened on the show could probably be attributed to sam. everyone loved seeing him on the tank, myself included. he's obviously why most of us started watching fishtank. however, there was always a roid angst energy looming in the background whenever he was about. i'm actually quite interested to see what happens with the upcoming season without sam having some sort of hormonal imbalance changing the trajectory of the season because something pissed him off on that particular day.
 
BingBongDingDong said:
Multiple times in the show he would allude to the fact he was downstairs just watching the contestants being fucking weridos.
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Maybe this was true during the earlier seasons but there is no chance this was happening any more. Everything about his behaviour during S4 supported the rumours that he didn't give a shit any more and was bored of Fishtank.

Losing Sam is a huge hit, but the real question is which version of Sam are we losing? Even if he was physically still there, I think he would be checked out and it wouldn't be the same.
 
Alizarin Crimson said:
Maybe this was true during the earlier seasons but there is no chance this was happening any more. Everything about his behaviour during S4 supported the rumours that he didn't give a shit any more and was bored of Fishtank.

Losing Sam is a huge hit, but the real question is which version of Sam are we losing? Even if he was physically still there, I think he would be checked out and it wouldn't be the same.
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Without Sam it just means we are getting more of what S4 was. A drugged out and washed up Jet using the show as a casting couch. Although he claims he wants to make s5 more of a "gameshow" then Big Brother i assume.

Who knows what s5 is going to be like. We are going to see Jet's vision for the show, not Sam's. That much is certain
 
I think people are vastly overestimating how much Sam had do with the show creatively. They’re faggots but Jet and Ben have I think been in charge creatively most of the time, with the addition sometimes of Jan. Half the time Sam didn’t know what was going on. I expect the show to be largely unchanged and succeed or fail separately from Sam’s absence. Personally I think the worst moment of Season 4 was Sam showing up all roid ragey and making them do that horrible knockoff Square Hut human centipede challenge while gloating over them, so if we avoid that I’m honestly not too upset
 
joker jimmy said:
I think people are vastly overestimating how much Sam had do with the show creatively. They’re faggots but Jet and Ben have I think been in charge creatively most of the time, with the addition sometimes of Jan. Half the time Sam didn’t know what was going on. I expect the show to be largely unchanged and succeed or fail separately from Sam’s absence. Personally I think the worst moment of Season 4 was Sam showing up all roid ragey and making them do that horrible knockoff Square Hut human centipede challenge while gloating over them, so if we avoid that I’m honestly not too upset
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Sam 100% got pissed that the show was boring and took charge at times during season 2 and he was a huge part of season 3 as well.
 
TotallyNotAPsycho said:
Sam does not care about FTL. He said it was a money sink in an interview last year

He's done with it. Jet can run it into the ground, he doesn't care.
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You keep claiming this, but when I've asked you to elaborate on where you're getting this information from in the past, you admit that it's essentially your own headcannon and handwave to some interview you claim you've heard. Why not just post it?

If you insist on continuing to be an annoying, vague, coomer faggot, can you at least go and do it somewhere that I don't have to see it? Perhaps in Angie's discord if she has one?
 
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Polska krowa said:
You keep claiming this, but when I've asked you to elaborate on where you're getting this information from in the past, you admit that it's essentially your own headcannon and handwave to some interview you claim you've heard. Why not just post it?

If you insist on continuing to be an annoying, vague, coomer faggot, can you at least go and do it somewhere that I don't have to see it? Perhaps in Angie's discord if she has one?
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How many times do I have to explain that I was just friends with Angie. I don't even use discord..

Anyway, if I had the clip I would post it. It was during an investment meeting in mid 2025, it was on Twitter I first saw it. If I ever find it again, I'll post it.
 
TotallyNotAPsycho said:
How many times do I have to explain that I was just friends with Angie. I don't even use discord..

Anyway, if I had the clip I would post it. It was during an investment meeting in mid 2025, it was on Twitter I first saw it. If I ever find it again, I'll post it.
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This is you:
TotallyNotAPsycho said:
Angie - Travelling(?) Doesn't even post lewds anymore sadly.
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You're clearly a simp for her. You just don't want to go so far as to explicitly admit it here, for whatever reason. If she were a guy, you wouldn't have been trying as hard to build a friendship with her.
 
>Doesn't have a job
>Makes multiple videos literally crying because she's broke
>Suddenly starts traveling constantly

things that make you go hmmmm
 
TotallyNotAPsycho said:
How many times do I have to explain that I was just friends with Angie. I don't even use discord..

Anyway, if I had the clip I would post it. It was during an investment meeting in mid 2025, it was on Twitter I first saw it. If I ever find it again, I'll post it.
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you are a simp loser and the more you lie trough your teeth about it, the more pathetic you become
 
Polska krowa said:
This is you:

You're clearly a simp for her. You just don't want to go so far as to explicitly admit it here, for whatever reason. If she were a guy, you wouldn't have been trying as hard to build a friendship with her.
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I didn't ask her for nudes. Yes i am a perv, I am a man after all but I was just friends with her however.

My goal with her was friendship. Nothing more. Believe what you want and I will state what I believe. I kept my talks with her PG and professional.

I also talked with Seth, Freddie and I'm friends with Aryeh, does that mean I simp for them too?
loser and the more you lie trough your teeth about it, the more pathetic you become

>-Ack!
"you are a simp loser and the more you lie trough your teeth about it, the more pathetic you become"

We are all losers here. We are spending our time arguing on a message board in the afternoon instead of being productive.
 
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TotallyNotAPsycho said:
I didn't ask her for nudes. Yes i am a perv. I was just friends with her however.

My goal with her was friendship. Nothing more. Believe what you want and I will state what I believe.
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Not asking for nudes doesn't mean that you aren't a simp. Everything you've said about your interactions with Angie, and your targeting of her, the contestant from that season you had a crush on (based on your own posts), is why we're all concluding, correctly, that you're a simp. Your refusal to come to terms with this is irrelevant.

In summary:
 
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Polska krowa said:
Not asking for nudes doesn't mean that you aren't a simp. Everything you've said about your interactions with Angie, and your targeting of her, the contestant from that season you had a crush on (based on your own posts), is why we're all concluding, correctly, that you're a simp. Your refusal to come to terms with this is irrelevant.

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Believe what you want, I know what I believe 🤷🏼‍♂️
 
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