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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
joker jimmy said:
I can’t imagine the lack of self awareness it requires to continue to self-own this hard every day. o7 soldier.
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He's such a retarded weirdo, he is the perfect candidate to be on the show. I'm assuming he either really is Seth, or he mentioned the Farms in his audition and got blackballed by Jet.
 
if this is really seth (and i doubt it is) let be known that you are one of the least interesting and most souless fish of all time, you are less interesting to me than mauro and ian because they were boring in a funny way, you are just a NPC with autism that will one day , inevitably, troon out, enjoy your egg breaking journey
 
joker jimmy said:
I can’t imagine the lack of self awareness it requires to continue to self-own this hard every day. o7 soldier.
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I hate myself.
>-Ack! said:
part of me is worried this is a fetish and he is gooning to this thread
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It is not.
BingBongDingDong said:
lol dude you are a FAGGOT
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No, im just not interested in her like that.
Polyboros2 said:
He's such a retarded weirdo, he is the perfect candidate to be on the show. I'm assuming he either really is Seth, or he mentioned the Farms in his audition and got blackballed by Jet.
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Im not Seth and I never auditioned. Already been though enough humiliation rituals In my life.
>-Ack! said:
if this is really seth (and i doubt it is) let be known that you are one of the least interesting and most souless fish of all time, you are less interesting to me than mauro and ian because they were boring in a funny way, you are just a NPC with autism that will one day , inevitably, troon out, enjoy your egg breaking journey
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He is already trooning out im pretty sure. And he doesn't the balls to come on a site like this.
 
>-Ack! said:
if this is really seth (and i doubt it is) let be known that you are one of the least interesting and most souless fish of all time, you are less interesting to me than mauro and ian because they were boring in a funny way, you are just a NPC with autism that will one day , inevitably, troon out, enjoy your egg breaking journey
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Seth as himself sucked, but playing Jerry he was way more interesting than Mauro or Ian.
 
Polyboros2 said:
Seth as himself sucked, but playing Jerry he was way more interesting than Mauro or Ian.
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>-Ack! said:
if this is really seth (and i doubt it is) let be known that you are one of the least interesting and most souless fish of all time, you are less interesting to me than mauro and ian because they were boring in a funny way, you are just a NPC with autism that will one day , inevitably, troon out, enjoy your egg breaking journey
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He sucked but I think he actually had a good shot at winning. Freddy was obviously eventually going to do something they couldn't save him from. Direnc was already assaulting people and having sobbing sessions in her room. Ellie was already threatening to quit. Aryeh was already packing his suitcase. Daniel completely sucked after Jet bitched at him.
 
Halloween23 said:
He sucked but I think he actually had a good shot at winning. Freddy was obviously eventually going to do something they couldn't save him from. Direnc was already assaulting people and having sobbing sessions in her room. Ellie was already threatening to quit. Aryeh was already packing his suitcase. Daniel completely sucked after Jet bitched at him.
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No way Seth would of won.

Drench was probably the most likely winner. She's a whore, she can take the abuse and her issues where nowhere near as bad as the others.

Freddie and Drench as the final two is as likely as Freddie crossing a line and having to be kicked off the show on any day. Freddie is a junkie loser, but he's a smart junkie loser, who charisma's himself out of consequences until he's caught in a corner. And Production knowing his worth would of let him out of corners unless he became a legal liability. Him stealing Rachel's prescription meds, even getting caught red-handed with the weed vape pen, stuff they act like would be kickable offenses, wont' be for Freddie. I think the only thing that would get Freddie kicked besides stuff that makes them legally liable, is if he cucked Ellie.

Aryeh could of been the final 3(god 8 cast members were a disaster to be able to imagine Aryeh lasting that long) or he could quit at anytime, it's hard to say without seeing how the show went. Aryeh could be juiced out of a crash out by seeing minor e-celebs like Ricky. If they had enough visitors lined up Aryeh could probably be pulled out of any funk.

Ellie would be kicked probably somewhere in the middle when Jet gets horny enough to not want to wait anymore. I'd say she's likely Final 4.

Daniel almost certainly was going to be the next Fish kicked before the show ended.

So Seth is definitely beating Daniel, maybe outlasting Aryeh if he quits, probably kicked before Freddie unless he goes full criminal, and almost certainly before Ellie.
 
TotallyNotAPsycho said:
No, im just not interested in her like that.
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Not interested in her like that, btw:
TotallyNotAPsycho said:
Angie - Travelling(?) Doesn't even post lewds anymore sadly.
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Why would you be rueing Angie not posting lewds anymore earlier in the thread if you aren't into her like that?

As I've said before, you wouldn't have made the effort you made with Angie that you did if she were a guy.
 
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Lady Rackets thong said:
like what? tell us about it.
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I would rather not to complete strangers.
Polska krowa said:
Not interested in here like that, btw:

Why would you be rueing Angie not posting lewds anymore earlier in the thread if you aren't into her like that?

As I've said before, you wouldn't have made the effort you made with Angie that you did if she were a guy.
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I am a man. I cannot be curious? I'm not interested in dating her or sex with her. But a man can't help but be curious about seeing a woman naked? I mean c'mon. I can be a pervert and not be interested sexually contrary to belief.

And as I said, I didn't talk to her for nudes or anything sexual or dating. I was just curious what kind of person she was outside the tank. She was really nice and chill. I saw her as a genuine friend, something hard to come by these days.
 
TotallyNotAPsycho said:
I am a man. I cannot be curious? I'm not interested in dating her or sex with her. But a man can't help but be curious about seeing a woman naked? I mean c'mon. I can be a pervert and not be interested sexually contrary to belief.

And as I said, I didn't talk to her for nudes or anything sexual or dating. I was just curious what kind of person she was outside the tank. She was really nice and chill. I saw her as a genuine friend, something hard to come by these days.
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Come the fuck on... You're literally Schrödinger's Simp - by your own admission, you simultaneously wanted to fuck Angie, but were also after something strictly platonic at the same time.

Every time you respond to the thread, you self-incriminate. Just give it a rest at this point. The people on this show aren't people to be lusted after or to be befriended - they're people for us all to point and laugh at.

In the absolute best-case scenario, you've developed a parasocial relationship and self-perceived friendship with a former contestant and attention whore who was no doubt leading on 20+ other simps at the same time as you. Even if we grant you this, it makes you one of the most embarrassing posters in the thread - up there with the guy who ate his own shit. The reality, however, is much worse, as you're in denial and keep self-reporting about how you had sexual feelings towards one of the most uninteresting characters the show has ever produced.

Angie's entire personality is being simpbait that you fell hook, line, and sinker for. She has nothing more to her character other than to be an aggressively mid woman that autistic retards think they may have a chance with because of how mid she is, and the fact that she was willing to stay with a partner who beat and anally raped her.
 
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Blitzsneed said:
Clearly not enough, because you're still posting here. Faggot.
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And what are you doing?
Polska krowa said:
Come the fuck on... You're literally Schrödinger's Simp - by your own admission, you simultaneously wanted to fuck Angie, but were also after something strictly platonic at the same time.

Every time you respond to the thread, you self-incriminate. Just give it a rest at this point. The people on this show aren't people to be lusted after or to be befriended - they're people for us all to point and laugh at.

In the absolute best-case scenario, you've developed a parasocial relationship and self-perceived friendship with a former contestant and attention whore who was no doubt leading on 20+ other simps at the same time as you. Even if we grant you this, it makes you one of the most embarrassing posters in the thread - up there with the guy who ate his own shit. The reality, however, is much worse, as you're in denial and keep self-reporting about how you had sexual feelings towards one of the most uninteresting characters the show has ever produced.

Angie's entire personality is being simpbait that you fell hook, line, and sinker for. She has nothing more to her character other than to be an aggressively mid woman that autistic retards think they may have a chance with because of how mid she that she was willing to stay with a partner who beat and anally raped her.
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Im not reading all that, congratulations or im sorry.
 
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